Chapter 1: Monkey King, the Great Sage
"Not here!"
I was just about to go to bed when I received this message.
I didn't have to look at it to know it must have been sent to me by that ugly guy from us.
Other departments have well-known flowers, but ours is only famous and ugly.
The point is, this ugly guy likes me.
It all started a week ago, when the school organized a spring seminar. There were two cubs from other families who wanted to secretly photograph her and put it on the Internet, and openly provoked her. I couldn't get used to it with Radish, so I stood up for her.
And she fell in love with me.
It's annoying to let a not-so-beautiful girl chase after it. It can make a girl who is not beautiful but enthusiastic and unrestrained chase, which is more annoying. She falls into the latter category.
I belong to the kind of people who have a better heart, and several animals in the dormitory privately call me "good person". But what she pursues is so passionate that I am embarrassed to refuse.
Staring at the message on my phone, I could only pretend I didn't see it.
I was about to turn my head back and continue to sleep, but I received a message again: "Qi Tian, I know you haven't slept yet." Radish told me. ”
"Damn!" I screamed, and a pillow smashed the radish on the next bed: "Your sister, betray me." ”
The bastards who slept with him were all hiding under the covers and snickering, and none of them had good intentions.
At this time, the ugly girl sent me another message: "Qi Tian, how is your graduation thesis preparation?" ”
I patiently replied, "It's okay, I can get by." ”
The ugly guy said, "What about jobs? Many people in our department are looking for jobs, and many of them have even received offers from HR. ”
"Didn't look for it, didn't look for it. I replied impatiently.
"I have a job here, do you want to go for an interview?" the ugly asked me tentatively, adding a smile at the end.
Damn, let me go to an interview with an ugly pussy? I wanted to refuse decisively, and at the end I added, I'm going to sleep.
After speaking, he decisively pressed his phone under the pillow to sleep.
But after quieting down, I couldn't sleep, four years of college, and I was about to graduate, but my job had not yet been settled. The condition at home is that I am absolutely not allowed to continue to study in graduate school or take the civil service examination, and watching the classmates around me get offers one by one, I said in my heart that I was not envious.
But my four-year college grades can only be described as mediocre, except for a girlfriend who was quite beautiful in my junior year, these four years of college study are really helpless.
The next morning, before I could fully wake up, I heard the sound of slamming the door. With the sound of slamming the door, a soprano with a full eighty decibel flew in: "Qi Tian, get up." ”
I woke up from my dream. It's her, ugly!
Damn, I'm a dog too. I grunted and opened the door.
Outside the door is an ugly woman dressed up in flowers, and the reason why she is said to be flowery is because she is a woman who rushes to wear any color, dressed like a Christmas tree.
You've seen the Ugly Girl Invincible, right?
She, my classmate, Sun Weiling, is the upgraded version of Lin Wuving in our department, Sun Dasheng.
Sun Dasheng squeezed into the dormitory very enthusiastically, ignoring that I was only wearing a pair of small underwear, pouting and saying, "Oh, I didn't say that I would take you to the interview today, why are you still sleeping now, hurry up and put on a set of clothes." ”
"I ......" I forced the word "" back at the back, because the three animals in the same bed all peeked out of the bed to look at us at this time.
Looking at myself in the mirror while washing, I decided to go for an interview today, with multiple opportunities and multiple outlets.
But after the interview, I must find a place to have a showdown with her, so that she understands that I don't like her.
In fact, she has a pretty good personality, but she is a bumpy point. I thought to myself, a little fake.
Weiling Sun and I studied software engineering, and we mainly worked in large IT companies at home and abroad. Due to the rapid development of the Internet industry in recent years, many students have invested and started their own businesses before graduation. Even if you look for a job, almost all of them want to go to Silicon Valley for further study. Those who are willing to stay in China will almost always choose giants such as Baidu, Alibaba, and Tencent.
But those are all students with excellent grades in school, like me, who only thought about picking up girls in the first three years, and no big company wants them.
Although some small businesses have sent me offers, they don't match my taste, so I didn't go.
With twelve points of reluctance, Sun Weiling and I went downstairs to the company to be interviewed.
To my surprise, Sun Weiling took me to an interview with a giant company. It is well-known on the internet, and the company's salary and benefits are quite good. I've sent them resumes, but I haven't heard back.
To my surprise, I was interviewed not by a trio of HR, HR manager and HR manager from other companies, but by just one woman, whose name was Li Xin on her work card. Li Xin had a very kind face, and after reading my resume, he asked me a few words, and then asked me what is my relationship with Lingling?
I stared at Li Xinjiao's beautiful face for a long time before I realized that she was asking Sun Dasheng.
I stammered and replied that it was a classmate.
Li Xin asked a few more questions, and asked me to go back and wait for the notice.
After coming out of the company, Sun Weiling followed me with a smile.
Looking at Sun Weiling, I felt like I was being tricked. What kind of interview is this, I don't have the demeanor of the world's top 500 companies at all. I went to Ali for an interview, and the HR there was domineering, and he came up and asked me what I thought of Jack Ma.
On the other hand, Li Xin, who interviewed me today, is like the aunt next door.
I turned my head to look at Sun Weiling and decided to have a showdown with her today.
I pointed to a nearby restaurant and said, "Let's go in and sit down." ”
Sun Weiling cheered, and after she went in and sat down, she blinked a pair of dead fish eyes and said to me: "This is the first time you have eaten with me, and if you go to work at IU in the future, you will often invite me to dinner." ”
I took a deep breath, looked at Sun Weiling's expression, and decided to cut through the mess quickly.
"Weiling, I don't ......"
Before I finished speaking, Sun Weiling grinned and said, "I know, you don't like me." ”
I felt that the blood that had just arrived was instantly extinguished, and I nodded a little embarrassedly.
But then Sun Weiling's words almost burped me, she looked up at her face full of acne scars, oil, acne and blackheads, and said to me, "But I like you." ”
"But I don't like you?" I said after a long pause.
"I don't care if you like me or not, I like you, it has nothing to do with you. She looked down and played with the cutlery in her hand.
As soon as I wanted to say something cruel, Sun Weiling continued to lower her head and said, "Qi Tian, do you have a girlfriend now?"
I shook my head.
Sun Weiling whispered: "Then even if I beg you, you can let me like you." ”
I was a little angry and said very seriously: "Sun Weiling, liking me is not just your own business. Because you like me, I'm a casual person who doesn't really care what people think of me. But you treat me like this every day, and I feel really bad. If you just like me, please don't disturb my life. Is that okay?"
After many days of trouble, I was forced to say this.
Sun Weiling lowered her head and continued to play with the Christmas tree on her body, feeling very uncomfortable.
That's when I thought I should let her calm down. So I got up and said to her, "I'll go to the bathroom." ”
In the bathroom, I looked at myself in the mirror, slapped my face with cold water, and told myself that I must solve this problem once and for all, even if it is to be a bad person once.
I came out of the bathroom and found a short man standing next to Sun Weiling.
I recognized it at a glance as Cao Jiaming, the person who provoked her a few days ago.
As soon as I approached, I heard Cao Jiaming say with bad intentions: "Yo, Sun Dasheng is fishing for Kaizi again?"
Sun Weiling rolled her eyes up and rolled her eyes vigorously.
When Cao Jiaming saw me coming, he was obviously stunned at first. Then he laughed, pointed at me and said, "Dude, you are so awesome, I said why were you so impulsive a few days ago, it turned out that you wanted to be a hero to save the United States, brother, I am willing to bow down." ”
Cao Jiaming put his hand on my shoulder very familiarly, and smiled evilly with bad intentions: "Sun Dasheng and I are also half friends, and I am also half a matchmaker in the matter between the two of you." In this way, today you and Sun Dasheng are the hosts, invite me to a meal, and let's make friends with each other?"
As soon as Cao Jiaming finished speaking, a tall beauty walked over next to him. I froze in place, half of my body was numb.
What I didn't expect was that Cao Jiaming's girlfriend was my ex-girlfriend.
Li Tianhui!
Cao Jiaming told Tianhui about me and Sun Weiling with a full evil smile, and there was no lack of adding fuel and vinegar. And I have mixed feelings in my heart, both unwilling and ashamed, but more angry.
When Li Tianhui saw me, her face was obviously wrong. She turned her head to look at Sun Weiling, quietly hiding behind Cao Jiaming, and tugging on Cao Jiaming's sleeve.
Seeing this, my heart was almost bleeding.
Seeing that I didn't speak, Cao Jiaming arrogantly pulled off Sun Dasheng's headband and put it on Li Tianhui's head.
Sun Dasheng was angry all of a sudden, and stood up suddenly. But she was more cowardly in her bones, looking at Cao Jiaming timidly, biting her lip angrily.
"Not convinced?" "How can Cao Jiaming really have good intentions, he is just trying to tease me and Sun Dasheng."
"Cao Jiaming. Sun Dasheng shouted, and the guests in the restaurant looked sideways.
When those onlookers saw Sun Dasheng, who was dressed like a Christmas tree, they all covered their mouths and snickered. Seeing this scene, the corners of Cao Jiaming's mouth rose unconsciously.
"The same headband, or dear to wear the best, not like some ugly pussies. Cao Jiaming was complacent.
After speaking, he kissed Li Tianhui on the face.
Li Tianhui took two steps back, like a frightened fawn.
Looking at Cao Jiaming, who was full of arrogance and banter, I couldn't help it anymore.
I walked up and grabbed him by the hair, dragged him outside the restaurant, threw it on the ground, and kicked him in the stomach.
Cao Jiaming let out a scream like a pig, but I ignored it.
I practiced sanda when I was a child, and in the past four years of college, I have participated in football and basketball competitions in order to be handsome, and my physical fitness is absolutely good.
Sun Dasheng and Li Tianhui next to me were frightened, and Sun Dasheng immediately came up to stop me.
Li Tianhui stood aside and looked at this scene coldly.
"Grandson, you wait for me. Cao Jiaming, who was lying on the ground, was still arrogant.
I kicked him in the chest, and half of his blood came out of his mouth.
Sun Dasheng hugged me and shouted: "Qi Tian, stop fighting, if you hit the police again, you will come." ”
I spat and squatted on the ground to pick up Cao Jiaming, who was covered in blood: "I'll tell you, you can bully anyone, but you can't bully her." ”
With that, I glanced back.
At this time, it happened to be work time, and after beating Cao Jiaming, I took Sun Dasheng and quickly disappeared into the crowd. When I found a secluded place to sit down, I realized that I was already soaked in sweat, and I didn't have a trace of touch on my body.
That's when I received a text message.
It turned out to be sent by Li Tianhui, there are only four words, you are so naïve.
Looking at this text message, I suddenly froze in place, and felt my mind explode. I don't have much friendship with Cao Jiaming, and I don't know what kind of person he is. But just looking at his attitude towards Sun Dasheng, you know that this guy is not a good person. But now, she even called me naïve.
Can't she see why I'm doing it? Only three points are because of Sun Dasheng, and the remaining seven points are all because of her. Can't she see that my last sentence was addressed to her? Can't she see that I just wanted her to understand Cao Jiaming's character. But in the end, I'm not as good as Cao Jiaming, who is full of feces. Tianhui, what's wrong with you?
I looked up at the sky and felt a glare in front of my eyes, which made me close my eyes. Sun Dasheng, who followed me, hugged me all of a sudden, and she said excitedly: "Qi Tian, no matter what you say, I will be your girlfriend." ”
But at this point, my heart was bleeding.
"Qi Tian, I've already thought about it, I want to work hard to lose weight, and I want to be beautiful so that I can be worthy of you. ”
My mind is full of Li Tianhui.
"Qi Tian, when you graduate, let's move in together, and I'll take care of your daily life. ”
I beat Cao Jiaming for her sake.
"Qi Tian, I feel that we will definitely get married in this life. ”
You're so naïve, you're so naïve, you're so naïve.
I keep repeating those four words in my head.
"Qi Tian, I love you. "Sun Weiling is very affectionate.
I pushed Sun Weiling away abruptly, looked at her like crazy and roared, "I don't like you." ”
Sun Weiling was stunned for a moment, looking at me with wide eyes.
Tears filled the entire eye socket in a second.
I paced back and forth, yelling frantically and loudly, "I just can't get used to people bullying an ugly guy like you, I just like to fight unevenly." I don't want to have anything to do with you, so please don't bother me in the future. I don't like you, I don't like you now, and I won't in the future. Even if I die in this life, I won't like an ugly bastard like you. Never, no!"
Tears flowed down Sun Weiling's eyes, and she sobbed and said, "But, I like you!"
"Then please don't like me again in the future, I don't want an ugly guy to like me, especially this ugly guy always causes me trouble. "I'm adamant.
"However, you said that Cao Jiaming can bully anyone, but he can't bully me. Sun Weiling cried.
"Please, please, you believe what I scare him. I sneered, "You're so naïve." ”
Sun Weiling was stunned in place, and the whole person was stunned.
After a full minute, she turned and ran.
And I was slumped on the ground like a dead dog.
I don't know why I said this to Sun Weiling, it wasn't her fault, but I took my anger out on her. I don't even know that my goodbye to Sun Weiling will be a few years later. At that time, she was still a great sage, and I was not Qi Tian.