No. 154: Don't frame my personality
Early the next morning, when he came out to find a café for breakfast, Su Chen found that Yang Yiru and Yuan Yuan on the other side were staring at him, Su Chen first solved a piece of burger, drank some latte, and then when he was about to cut the pizza, he finally couldn't stand being looked at, so he raised his head to look at the two of them, and found that she immediately habitually covered her chest with her hands, which made Su Chen cry and laugh. Hot
"What are you two doing," Su Chen asked curiously.
Yuan Yuan covered his chest with palpitations and pointed at Su Chen with a knife and fork: "Don't look at it, you can be honest, how did you see my pink color yesterday?"
Su Chen shook his head and was speechless: "If I say it's a guess, do you believe it?"
In case they won't, Su Chen said again: "The color of this underwear style is so single, it is nothing more than red, blue, purple, white and black, the probability of guessing right is too great, it's just a coincidence." ”
Yuan Yuan expressed disbelief: "Then you said you can see through the cards and dice"
Su Chen pouted: "I said, occasionally, occasionally I can see through it, you have to let me, right?"
Yang Yiru blinked: "You can't see it if you don't work"
Su Chen nodded.
Yang Yiru and Yuan Yuan glanced at each other, then took off their arms and pulled the pizza plate over to eat.
Su Chen was speechless at the two of them, smiled and shook his head.
"Don't look at us too much. Yuan Yuan took the knife and fork and pointed at him again: "Who knows when you are?"
Su Chen: "I really guess you also believe that I really know how to see through, don't see enough in the mall all day"
Yuan Yuan: "What do you mean to look at girls, it means that you haven't seen enough of Yiru this month?"
"Yuan Yuan" Yang Yiru was so ashamed that she pushed Yuan Yuan, then looked at Su Chen and said, "Have you seen me?"
Su Chen coughed: "Please believe in my personality and temperament"
Yuan Yuan scoffed: "Is that thing worth a few dollars, is our chastity worth it?"
Su Chen couldn't afford it, so he could only wait for these two people to dissipate;;;;;;;;;;;;; complete works
Yuan Yuan narrowed her eyes: "You don't brag that you really have that ability"
Su Chen looked around, leaned over mysteriously and nodded, "A little." ”
"I still don't believe it, I always feel like you're bragging, and Yiru also thinks that you're unreliable. ”
Su Chen looked up to the sky and sighed: "Sometimes it's not that I want to be a bad person, but God forces me, why don't others believe it when I tell the truth?"
The two daughters said in unison: "Because you call it bragging."
Su Chen said that he was very hurt and didn't want to talk about this topic anymore, so he picked up a latte and drank his own.
Yuan Yuan picked up a piece of pizza and put it in his mouth, and then said to Su Chen: "Then you prove your magical skills, come on, you can see what color Yiru is wearing."
Yang Yiru pushed Yuan Yuan and said shyly: "Yuan Yuan, you can stop in moderation, don't force President Ben to be mad." ”
Although the words were the same, Yang Yiru still looked at Su Chen and asked, "You can really see through it"
Su Chen nodded: "Do you believe it?"
Yang Yiru: "Then how much can you see through?"
Su Chen: "No more than one centimeter." ”
Yang Yiru lowered her head and thought about the thickness of her hood, and then said boldly: "You can take a look at what color I am wearing."
Su Chen almost didn't squirt out the latte in his mouth, and was choked: "You, you, what are you talking about?"
"I said that for the sake of safety in the future, I must understand some of your special behaviors, so you can take a look at it, and prove it, if you really see through it, you are not allowed to lie. Yang Yiru said righteously.
Su Chen: "Then can you put down your hand?"
Yang Yiru put down one arm in embarrassment, Su Chen closed his eyes, suddenly opened them again, narrowed, then contracted again, and finally blinked, and said very calmly: "Black, in addition, because you strongly require that I can't lie, and it also makes you no longer suspicious, I can tell you very sure that it is still Lei." ”
After speaking, Su Chen also winked at Yang Yiru with a smile, which made Yang Yiru's face red.
When Su Chen took a sip of latte and looked at Yuan Yuan, he suddenly squirted out the latte with a puff, and at the same time, the knife and fork in Yuan Yuan's hand fell off, her lips opened slightly, and she looked a little sluggish.
Su Chen couldn't hold back his violent cough and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I went to the bathroom without accompaniment." ”
After he left, Yang Yiru was surprised: "What happened to this guy suddenly, he wouldn't have been so reckless before." ”
Yuan Yuan's faint voice floated over: "Because he saw mine." ”
Yang Yiru: "What do you mean?"
Yuan Yuan: "I didn't wear Nene today"
Yang Yiru's eyes widened: "You... Didn't he feel like he could see through it yesterday, how could you not wear it, so wouldn't he just go. ”
Yuan Yuan gritted his teeth: "It should have been seen before, otherwise why is he so excited, and yesterday you also said that it is not good, he just guessed that in addition, there are more women who don't wear underwear here, I am following the local customs"
After speaking, Yuan Yuan picked up the knife and fork, and Yang Yiru grabbed her: "What are you going to do?"
"Don't fence me, I'm going to kill him" Yuan Yuan said, if it weren't for the quiet café here, she would really go berserk.
Yang Yiru said: "Don't stop you, I'll go with you, he even said all the right things about mine just now"
Then the two women came to the outside of the men's bathroom, Su Chen was still wiping his nosebleeds in the washbasin, looking at the mirror and muttering to himself: "I said that I can see through it, and let me see it, women are strange animals." ”
He heard Yuan Yuan's roar outside the toilet, and talked for a long time: "I lied and thought I was bragging, but I really saw that Nima asked me to settle accounts, and men are miserable." ”
"Su Chen, if you have the ability, you will stay in the toilet for the rest of your life and never come out. Yuan Yuan shouted.
Su Chen shouted out from inside: "Eldest sister, if you have something to say, why bother to use knives and guns, I am also innocent, okay, is it that you let me see this kind of request, if I want to refuse, or I am not a man, I am not wrong"
Yuan Yuan: "Then you say, what did you see just now?"
Su Chen: "I didn't see anything"
Yuan Yuan: "Then what are you spraying?"
Su Chen: "I'll spray me, what's your business"
Yuan Yuan: "You are talking nonsense, you obviously saw my entire part, otherwise why would your emotions fluctuate so much all of a sudden, you are obviously stunned, are you confused and attracted by me?"
Su Chen: "I'll go, don't frame my personality, I just didn't think you had a mole there, what does it mean to be confused and stunned by you"
Yuan Yuan gritted his teeth: "Look, I got it out, you still said that you didn't see it, how do you know that I have a mole there, you are rough, I promise I can't kill you"
Su Chen: ". ”
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