"Uh, six pure bamboos?"

The monkey snorted and stood up, he knew this thing too well.

In the Tianzun Mansion, there is a statue of his god to worship, and a wisp of his divine thoughts is in the statue.

But if anything happens, the guards of the palace will come to the statue to make an announcement.

When the god will enshrine a piece of bamboo in front of the god, the monkey's heart will be shaken.

This thing is one of the magic weapons of the old man respected by the master in the past.

Although this treasure has not been born much, as a disciple, he naturally still knows that it is the magic weapon of the master.

In an instant, the monkey deity teleported from the Divine Court to his 'Battle God Mansion'.

When the god saw that Tianzun actually came down to the deity and came back, his face was immediately frightened, why did my Tianzun react so much? I, I, I accepted a small bribe from that sloppy Taoist.

God will be full of anxieties in his heart, restless, frightened, afraid;

"What about people?"

"In, outside the house. ”

"Bastard thing, are you greedy again?"

"Ah...... Please Tianzun punish the sin, small, small ......" God will be so frightened that he almost pouts his crotch.

But when he knelt down, he found that Tianzun had disappeared.

Uh, where did it go?

He hurriedly got up and ran to the door.

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Xue accompanied the sloppy Taoist and waited at the gate of the mansion.

"Master, let's go, I'm afraid I don't expect to enter the mansion, you, you really know this ......"

"Oh, apprentice, you don't have to be impatient, for the teacher in the past life is a good apprentice, he is not ungrateful, although he later changed to worship a master, but that does not mention it, he can't be compared with the teacher, for the teacher's ability, he can't reach the dust......"

Xue Xin said, Master, don't blow it, if you really have the ability, can the cheap senior brother change the door and worship another master? This senior brother is also a conscienceless person, and he actually thinks the master is poor?

By the way, didn't I just think the master was obscene and bold? I shouldn't have done me.

Xue thought about it, and felt a little guilty.

glanced at the sloppy Taoist's pale face, and suddenly felt that the master was so pitiful.

"Master, the disciple will not learn from others and then change the teacher, one day as a teacher, a lifetime as a teacher......"

"Good apprentice, you blame your senior brother, at that time he worshipped a master again, only a name, but no master and apprentice, but to protect him all the way to get something, because his master is too wasteful, he has to be taught by the master The apprentice can't protect him, your senior brother has great powers, majestic and majestic, cow!"

Xue'er felt even more distressed, "Master, you don't have to blow it, Xue'er doesn't dislike you." ”

"You kid, you're so kind, you have to have your own personality, your senior brother has a personality, a person who makes trouble in the heavenly court, although he is cleaned up very badly, but he just has a personality......"

Khan, who has a unique end, is that he was cleaned up very badly?

Master, you can't be so cunning for apprentices.

At this moment, the gods inside and outside the door all fell to their knees.

"See Tianzun!"

They bowed loudly, which frightened the sloppy Taoist and Tianyaxue outside the mansion gate.

Suddenly, the mana dissipated, the divine power descended from the sky, and a golden armor giant god appeared on the inner steps of the mansion gate, and was stepping outside the mansion gate, this sharp-beaked monkey cheeks ...... Mao, but with fiery eyes and immeasurable might.

The momentum of the 'Heavenly Venerable' overflowed the void, and its power could split the heavens and the earth.

Tianyaxue felt that she was carrying hundreds of millions of weights, and her knees were about to collapse, and it was difficult to carry this invisible divine might, so she had to kneel.

But Shizun's hand grabbed Hao's wrist, and the weight of the hundreds of millions on his body disappeared in an instant, my God, my Shizun is too much, right?

Poof!

Tianyaxue couldn't kneel, but the abusive 'Tianzun' in her eyes knelt in front of her with weak legs.

Well, people are not kneeling themselves, they are kneeling their own masters.

Belch?

Tianzun knelt in front of my master? Am I not mistaken?

Tianyaxue suddenly messed up, her beautiful eyes widened, as if she wanted to get to know the sloppy and obscene and timid master from a new perspective, my poor master, it seems to be a little magical, this, this is not true, right?

The monkey had already bowed in front of the sloppy Taoist, bowed three times, and when he raised his face again, it was teary-eyed.

At this time, he looked up at his hairy face, his eyes were full of admiration, and his voice choked and said, "Lingtai oblique moon farewell, but in the next life, there is a chance to be filial piety in front of the master's seat, the past life of the teacher's kindness, the apprentice dare not forget one day, in this life can still see the master, comfort the apprentice's admiration for the teacher, the master, the good boy misses you so much......"

The mighty 'Tianzun' actually hugged the thighs of the sloppy Taoist and cried like a child.

Tianya Xue had forgotten to have any expression in shock.

The two divine soldiers who received the three pills of the sloppy Taoist before, and at this time, they all fainted.

When the god who received six Dan ran to the gate of the mansion, he saw Tianzun kneeling and worshipping, and he urinated at that time, and knelt there when his legs were weak.

At this moment, the sloppy Taoist stroked the monkey's head, "You are the only one born as a teacher, and you were pressed back then." Wuzhi Mountain's down, not for the teacher can't save you, just want you to have more experience, through the world, don't think that the teacher can't beat that what is coming, for the teacher this person has always been low-key, give him face, but also let understand a truth, the world is difficult and dangerous, the sacred heart is unpredictable, everything has its own cause and effect, you don't enter the world, it is difficult to melt into the way of heaven, so you must play your own piece of the sky, so that millions of years of the world is only your stick, the earth-shattering collapse of the universe and the cracked stick, a million thunder can not stop your footsteps, but also let you understand that nothing is called'Monkey King', but the dust returns to dust, the earth returns to the earth, heaven and earth have their own laws, and God cannot ignore the laws, otherwise, God will also turn into ashes and annihilate, now, you are better than being a teacher, you have learned the world and the world, and have melted into the gods and heavens, and you are very pleased to be a teacher, get up, good man, you are now a second-order godhead Tianzun, the sky will fall apart, and the sun and the moon will sink when you are angry, and you will not be as good as a teacher......"

"Master, I will always be your disciple, I know that you didn't make a move back then, it was to break the heavenly court and save face for them, only one apprentice, it will be turned upside down, if the master also comes out to make trouble, if you come to have to carry the tail upside down, the hero does not mention the courage of the year, Master, please ......"

The next moment, the monkey had already gotten up, holding the sloppy elbow of the old man, and was about to invite him into the house.

"Disciple, this is ......"

The sloppy Taoist glanced at Tianyaxue, who had not yet calmed down, and introduced the monkey.

"Uh, such a beautiful girl, didn't you respect you for your old age and marry me a teacher?"

"Hey, you monkey head ......" The sloppy Taoist saw Tianya Xueqiao's face flushed, and said with a wry smile: "This is the only disciple of the teacher in this life, her name is Xue, and she will also be your only junior sister in the future, so she will take care of her life." ”

"Uh, I see," the monkey glanced up and down at the snow a few times, and finally stared at Tianya on the snow's back, revealing a strange light, "Senior sister, a good sword, filled with the aura of Zhu Xian......"

"Xue, I've seen Senior Brother!"

Tianyaxue hurriedly saluted Senior Brother Tianzun Monkey.

The monkey glanced at the small golden bell hanging on the waist of the snow, and said with golden eyes: "This bell is also a treasure, it actually has the wonderful use of gathering souls and condensing souls, and there is a ghost of a ghost in it, this person and my sister ......."

"I also hope that the senior brother will help the little sister and the old friend to return to the immortal. Xue hurried for help.

The monkey waved his hand, "It's a trivial matter, junior sister and relieved ......" He brought a talisman seal and blew it into the sky, and the talisman turned into a golden mang, and disappeared in an instant, so he heard him say, "Enter the house, senior sister, after a while, that 'ghost and immortal division' Cui Sizheng will come and present a soul-regenerating jade!"

Tianya Xue was suddenly overjoyed, and she diligently supported the sloppy Taoist elbow into the house.

The monkey looked at the two divine soldiers who had fainted, and rolled his eyes, "My face has been lost to you, go and receive the punishment, don't be an eyesore, bastard things, and there will be a next time, don't worry about killing me!"

"Yes...... yes" The god will spit out a long breath, and his life will be saved.

The monkey seemed to know everything, and he helped the sloppy Taoist and explained with a dry smile, " Master, don't blame them for being greedy for cheapness, now that the Divine Court is just established, a hundred wastes are waiting to be revived, the poor jingle rings, the Dan salary can't be paid, so these gatekeepers will ask for some Dan products as an entrance fee, the apprentice only turns a blind eye, pretends not to see, there is really another reason, the apprentice is not awarded the Tianzun by the gods, and the Wufu Xuanwu Palace monarchy, there are countless old acquaintances to come to worship, I can't bear their cunning, so I called the door to block, they can't afford to get out of the entrance pill, don't come in, hey, the apprentice can't help it, poor……”

The monkey said that he was about to shed tears, and there was no one who was so poor.

"Monkey head, as a teacher, you can refine some pseudo-pills, can't you become a Tianzun?"

"Khan, Master, your pseudo-Dan, just blame them, and the real Nebula Immortal Pill is really different, but their cultivation is low, and they can't taste the gap, so don't fool people......"

The sloppy Taoist smiled embarrassedly, "The Emperor of the Divine Court, he is indeed a genius who has not been born for hundreds of years." ”

"Master, the apprentice recommended you to the emperor, if you want to come to the prestige of the master, you will be trusted......"

"The teacher is a low-key person, just in your house, if you have the heart, take good care of your junior sister, her roots are wonderful, the precipitation has been to the extreme, if you get the yin and yang, you will understand the mystery of the Qiankun Shinto, shock the ancient times, you are the golden eyes, can't you see it?"

The sloppy Taoist twisted his beard and boasted about the snow in the sky.

The monkey has golden eyes and fiery eyes, unique, and has vast magical powers, he said: "Master, the apprentice can see that the bones of the junior sister are charming, and the bones are hidden in the Yin Sutra, if you get to the yang and the meridians, you can penetrate the divine veins, invincible and immeasurable, but when it comes to the extreme of the yang, I can't figure out which great god has reached such a height?"

"Oh, monkey head, you are a fan of the authorities, who created this nebula law realm?"

"Uh......"

The monkey pulled the sloppy Taoist aside two or three steps from Tianya Xue, and whispered, "Master, you don't want to harm your junior sister, the emperor is extremely royal day and night, and never leaves the pool, how can there be any yang? I'm afraid that there will be a remnant of the sun, right?"

"You, Tianzun, still don't know the mystery of yin and yang, the yin and yang give birth to yang, the anode turns to yin, yin and yang, yin and yang are inseparable, no yang is not born, no yin does not exist, when the world wants to say that there is a yang extreme, I am afraid that there is only this faint emperor who was scolded by the gods and immortals. ”

The monkey was about to speak.

Thundered!

A silver boot with long legs stepped on the courtyard square in the Fighting God Mansion.

Immediately, the curved and concave snow-colored body appeared, and the Fu Libo with the bow on his back appeared.

Beside her was a gentle and elegant man, wearing the robe of the Ming Emperor, covering his towering body, he smiled, bowed slightly to the sloppy Taoist, and said lightly: "I have been wondering whether the low-key Bodhi Venerable has not been reincarnated three hundred years ago, and this doubt has finally been confirmed today......

The sloppy Taoist looked at Fang Kun, "Don't dare, don't dare, the emperor is here in person, how fortunate is the old way!"

"You are finally willing to come out, is it because of the Tianya that this woman carries? Zhu Xian Xiaodian is very popular in another world, but in terms of 'Dao', it is only a superficial taste, but in terms of 'love', he is the peak......;

Fang Kun just glanced at Tianya Xue's waist hanging golden bell, the golden bell automatically flew up and fell into his hands, the emperor was supernatural, the ghosts were unpredictable, and when he was about to sit, a Dharma seat rose to support the Dharma body.

On one side of the throne, Fu Libo's face was cold, ignoring Tianzun or Bodhi, and only looking at the snow.

Bodhi and the monkey both looked at the golden bell that Emperor Fang was holding in his hand.

Fang Kun's eyes had a slight look of sadness and nostalgia, as if he said to himself: "On Qingyun Mountain, die for love, a wisp of fragrant soul moves the world; ”

After that, Fang Kun looked at Tianya Xue and said: "In the book of Zhu Xian, what I remember is this little woman in blue clothes, because she died, if she does not die, there will be no peak of love, and there will be no classic of eternal love, have you felt her resolute state of mind to die for love?"

Xue Jishou: "Snow admires abnormality, sighs to himself, so in this life to restore his soul to immortal, ask for ......"

Fang Kun waved his hand, "You don't have to be humble, you can do it in other words, although you have different positions, but you cherish each other in your hearts, it is really the same kind of character,"

Boom!

Between Fang Kun's words, he rubbed his fingers and smashed the Hehuan bell, and a wisp of chaotic ghost floated out, although it was invisible and traceless, but the aura of resentment was strong, and it also condensed into a void.

is a beautiful girl with an extremely moving appearance.。

She stared blankly at everything unfamiliar in front of her, even 'Snow' only gave her a sense of familiarity, but she still didn't recognize it, but Snow was a little excited and overflowing, opening her mouth but no sound.

"Where am I? Is this the Nine Nether Hell?"

She only said that she had died in the Nine Shadows.

"You used to be called 'Youji', and in this life you are also called 'Youji', do you remember the past?"

Fang Kun asked her lightly.

You Ji looked at the towering man in the Ming Emperor's robe, only felt that he was unfathomable, and immediately made him have the idea of bowing and worshiping, all kinds of strong masters he had seen were pitiful like ants in front of him, and he could destroy them 100 million trillion times with his fingers.

"Is my name Yu Ji? Okay, I'll be called Yu Ji, you saved me? Then I will follow you in the future, in the past...... I can't remember, I don't want to remember or remember, the fate of the next life is gone, everything is the beginning, can you teach me to practice? I see you are very powerful......

Yuhime is as innocent and pure as a blank sheet of paper.

Fang Kun smiled, "Well, then you can follow me, just be my concubine......"

Speaking of this, he looked at Tianya Xue again, "Good bones, good talent......

With that, Fang Kun turned his face to the sloppy Bodhi, "You are willing to cultivate yourself in a low-key manner, I don't force you, there is a secret pill here, if you can comprehend its mysteries, a 'Heavenly Emperor' god will be indispensable for you...... This disciple you are optimistic about, the love calamity is not over, the cause and effect have not disappeared, because she has never died, and the cause and effect still need to be ended by herself, unlike Youji, life and death are broken by cause and effect, and the front edge cannot be continued, otherwise you will fall into the cycle of bitter love in the three lives, the world is miserable and sad, and the son of the Three Virgins Agarwood is the role model......"

The monkey frowned, remembering the bitter love between Agarwood and the little white fox, which is indeed life and death, and life and death;

A strange secret pill illusion appeared in Bodhi's hand, and his face was blank, this is the secret pill Yang or Dao fruit? With his cultivation knowledge, he can't see through it, but he can feel the supreme 'two laws' of the secret in it;

Bodhi fell into his own world of suffering for a while, and then did not move a single bit.

Fang Kun nodded slightly, if he didn't have the talent of spiritual roots, he couldn't fall into the exploration and pondering of the two supreme mysteries so quickly, which showed that he was not wrong, Bodhi Venerable, sure enough, Tianhui was extremely wise!

"Your Majesty......"

The monkey suddenly fell to his knees.

"Say it!"

Fang Kun was indifferent, but his eyes were looking at Youji, the void appearance of resentment, although it was not condensed, but it was condensed but not dispersed, because Emperor Fang Tian had made a move, he didn't say 'scatter', no soul dared to 'disperse';

The monkey said: "Your Majesty Mingjian, my junior sister is extremely talented, is it a god seal?"

"Really, then what level of god seal do you say is appropriate?"

"This ...... I think that the apprentice that my master likes will inevitably rebel against the immortals, and the ghosts and gods are frightened, so Your Majesty directly gives my senior sister a 'Tianzun'......"

Probably only shameless monkeys can say such things, right?

"Really? Or else...... Monkey, you teach your junior sister some skills, let her also make a big fuss in the Divine Court, if you can make a big fuss, I will give her a 'Tianzun' divine seal, you see?"

The monkey rolled his eyes directly, this Divine Court is not comparable to the Heavenly Court in the past, making a big fuss here? I didn't take the wrong medicine, he smiled dryly: "Your Majesty said that I was joking, I was joking just now, in fact, my junior sister, it's not ......impossible to give a Golden Immortal Great Sage or something like that."

"Oh, you still grass seal the song, send it to the cardinal pavilion, now the gods below the third order are too lazy to care, and I don't want to ask, you know, I am very busy, if it weren't for the birth of your master, I ...... Hmph!"

With a snort, Fang Dujun disappeared, and Fu Libo and Youji also disappeared without a trace.

The monkey didn't dare to slack off, "Congratulations to Your Majesty......"

He made a fake salute, and then snorted, "Faint gentleman, I only know how to soak in the pool." ”

Xue was shocked, "Senior brother, don't you dare to scold ......"

She looked around in panic, for fear that the emperor would condemn her.

The monkey disagreed, "Senior sister, you don't understand, our majesty likes people to scold him for fainting." ”

Xue rolled her eyes and hurriedly said, "Senior brother, Your Majesty just said that Senior Sister and I have not lost my love, what do you mean?

"Hey, senior brother and I are also a loser in love, of course Zixia is my fallen world, this account is all recorded on the head of the 'big day', I will calculate it with him one day later, and it is not good to bully him now, and I will talk about it after he is sealed,"

It turns out that the monkey also has an unforgettable Yiren in his heart, Zixia Xue is wondering who this is?

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Zixia rode a donkey, as if she had entered a new world, looking at this supreme nebula law realm.

"Ouch...... Sister, you ride a donkey and watch the road, are you going to kill me?"

A teenager arched the donkey's head, and almost didn't fall a dog to chew on.

"Ah, I'm sorry, my little brother is so handsome, my sister asks for directions, where is the Fighting God Mansion?"

The purple-clothed fairy is so beautiful, the beautiful bubbling kind, the young man with a burning stick on his back has straight eyes, and the harazi has been hanging down to the placket of the robe on his chest, Zixia frowned, S is the soul and is to describe you like this?

She also knows how powerful her color is, so she doesn't think it's strange.

"Ah, the Fighting God Mansion, in, in, in, the little brother leads the sister to ......"

"Yes!"

The young man's eyes rolled, "That, the little brother is a ghost, I wonder if I have the honor to worship my sister?"

"If you want to be my little brother, it's not impossible, I'll promise you if I send me to the Douzhan Mansion. ”

"Don't hide it from my sister, my little brother has been to the Douzhan Mansion today, and he broke a leg, no, I just connected my leg with a Bone Continuation Pill, and it is inconvenient to move, but it doesn't affect anything, it's just that the Douzhan Mansion is not so easy to enter, dare to ask my sister, enter the mansion for ......"

The implication is to ask, are you visiting friends or recognizing relatives when you enter the house? Don't break your legs.