Chapter 876: Blowing incense
"Master, what are you going to do?" Salted fish was startled, it was refreshing to bask in the sun, and it was caught all of a sudden, what are you going to do?
Fang Zheng said: "Don't talk nonsense, you guys, give me immediately, immediately, blow incense!"
"Uh......" Hearing Fang Zheng's words, all the disciples were dumbfounded, blowing incense?
Fang Zheng saw that these little things still didn't understand, so he took the lead in blowing on the incense in the incense burner, and when the air blew, the incense head instantly brightened, and the burning speed accelerated a little.
After Fang Zheng finished blowing, he said seriously: "The temple has been in a recession recently, and there are not a few pilgrims under the heavy snow. If the incense is not vigorous, there will be no incense money. Without incense money, there is no money to buy all kinds of delicious food. There is no good ...... to eat."
"Master, don't say it, you say, what do you want us to do!For the sake of the temple's incense, it is incumbent!" To Fang Zheng's surprise, before he could finish speaking, the squirrel jumped out first, puffed out his small chest, and shouted with a righteous face.
However, Fang Zheng felt that this little thing was afraid of running out of rations, so he was so active.
However, Fang Zheng doesn't care what the reason, as long as these guys are willing to work hard. Look at lone wolves, monkeys, salted fish.
Salted fish said: "Master, I am also duty-bound. But I'm also working for the monastery......, right? Can you add a bite to dinner?"
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "Good job, add it!"
The salted fish jumped up decisively, waved its fins, and said domineeringly: "Let me get out of the way of the ancestors? No one should stop me, what about the incense? I'm going to blow it!"
At this time, the monkey asked curiously, "Master, you are blowing incense just to make the incense burn faster." Why don't you just pull it out?"
When the other little guys heard this, they also looked at Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "There is a saying that people fight for a breath, and Buddha fights for a stick of incense." To burn incense is to give incense to the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas. As for blowing incense, this is equivalent to an expedited express delivery, so naturally it is nothing. ”
A few little guys suddenly realized.
Fang Zheng said: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, while the pure heart can still hold the tour group, everyone work hard, and blow the incense as soon as possible." Also, don't be seen blowing incense, or you won't have dinner at all! Also, salted fish, be careful not to be discovered. ”
Fang Zheng urged again and again.
Under the double pressure and supervision of dinner and no food, several little ones showed unprecedented enthusiasm. The squirrel jumped on the incense burner, puffed out his cheeks and belly, and blew desperately at the high incense in front of him. Not to mention that this little thing is not big, the oral cavity and lung capacity are not small, and the effect is not bad when it is blown like this. Immediately glanced at the others proudly, and then, the little guy's smugness instantly disappeared, and he turned into a stunned.
I saw the lone werewolf stand up, with a big mouth, and when he blew, the spittle and stars spewed out, and the squirrels felt like they were taking a shower from afar.
However, this effect is also leveraged, more than a dozen pillars of incense are blown red, and the burning speed is much faster. It's much faster than a squirrel blowing one by one.
The squirrel was aggrieved, but he was not convinced, and said in his heart: "Isn't it just a big head and a big mouth? If I were that big, he would definitely be even more powerful! Well, the salted fish is small, and he should be inferior to me." ”
Thinking of this, the squirrel looked at the salted fish, and was dumbfounded.
I saw that the salted fish guy is not big, but the fish mouth is not small! The big mouth and the two gills are like an exhaust fan, sucking air into it and spraying it out of the mouth, just like a blower, and the incense in front of him is rapidly shortened at a speed visible to the naked eye!
The squirrel looked bitter, but he still comforted himself: "He's a monster, it's normal to be more powerful than me." The third junior brother shouldn't be so perverted......"
Thinking of this, the squirrel looked around, but he didn't see the monkey. Just when his head was full of question marks, thinking that the monkey had given up.
I saw the monkey slowly walking over.
When Salted Fish saw the monkey, he smiled and said, "Little monkey, how is it? Ancestor, am I amazing? You little guys, do you know that Ancestor I am powerful?"
Speaking of this, Salted Fish raised his head quite proudly.
The monkey glanced at the salted fish faintly and said, "Do you know the difference between a smart person and a stupid person?"
Salted fish was stunned.
The monkey didn't wait for the salted fish to speak, and continued: "The difference is that smart people use tools, and stupid people use brute force. ”
After saying that, the monkey took out the hand behind his back, and he was holding a fan in his hand!
Then the monkey waved a big fan under the stunned gaze of a few little ones, and for a time the wind was fierce, and all the incense burned at an accelerated pace......
The lone wolf, salted fish, and squirrel glanced at each other and scolded in unison: "Shameless!"
Then the salted fish and the squirrel went to look for something that could fan the wind, and the lone wolf looked at his paws, decisively gave up the idea of using a fan, and continued to open his mouth wide, blowing whirring, and saliva flew all over the sky......
Red Boy was worried in the face of a group of women with shining eyes.
Especially in the face of a female hooligan who was dishonest and touched his little face, the little guy was even more anxious, and quickly tightened his little face, and said seriously: "Amitabha, donor, men and women don't kiss." ”
If an adult monk said this, or if Fang Zheng said it, the other women would naturally retreat. But the cute appearance of the red boy is the expression of a serious little adult, which sets off each other and makes him look more cute.
Several women's eyes almost burst into love, and those who didn't stretch out their hands reached out one after another and pinched the pink little face of the red child, letting out a coquettish laugh and sigh: "Wow, the little mage's skin is so good, so tender." ”
"Tsk, it's almost water......"
Others touched the red boy's head and smiled: "Oh, it's so cute, I really want to hug it." ”
When the red boy heard this, he was startled, these female hooligans seemed to be getting more and more inches!
But now, that is, to think about it, I can only try to learn to be square, keep my face tight, keep a safe distance, and tell these goblins with practical actions and a dignified righteousness that I am a serious monk!
But the next moment......
A woman suddenly squatted down, took out a lollipop and put it in front of the red child, and said with a smile: "Don't be angry, little mage, let my sister hug me, will my sister give this to you?"
The red boy sneered in his heart: How old am I really a child?
So the red boy said solemnly: "At least two!"
The next moment, the tour group went away, and the red boy was being held by a girl, eating lollipops and eating cool, as for what discipline, what righteousness, what men and women do not kiss, they all forgot ......