Chapter 59: I just want to be quiet
Qin Hai propped his hands on the door, threw a glance at the pseudo-lady who was much shorter than him, and then began to push the door panel rhythmically.
"Ahh
It's just that what makes Qin Hai quite embarrassed is that this pseudo-lady is petite and exquisite, and she is wearing a miniskirt underneath, and she looks exactly like a woman from behind with her pouting buttocks.
What's more, this pseudo-mother has been practiced, and the screams of the coquettish/shallow screams are breathtaking, much better than those women in the island country action movie, if he didn't know that he was facing a man, Qin Hai might have been unable to help but pounce on it.
After discovering that he had this idea, Qin Hai was so depressed that he was about to vomit blood, and couldn't help but yell outside the door: "How is it, isn't it refreshing to hear, do you want to come in and have a good time?"
Who knew that there was a sneer under the crack of the door again, "You haven't taken off your pants, you are laughing at yourself!"
, there's no end!
Qin Hai felt that he was about to go crazy.
With a twist on his heart, he whispered to the pseudo-girl: "Don't fix these useless things, just open the door, and I'll help you clean them up!"
"Don't!" The pseudo-lady hurriedly turned around, looking at Qin Hai with watery eyes, her little face was flushed, and with the bright beads of sweat on the tip of her nose, she was even more enchanting than a real woman.
Isn't this guy addicted, really?
Qin Hai looked at the pseudo-lady suspiciously, wondering if this guy wanted to take the opportunity to pull himself into the water and bend him, otherwise how could he prevent him from opening the door in every possible way.
"Don't open the door, if you let others see us together, you won't be able to tell you clearly in the future!"
Facing Qin Hai's puzzled gaze, the pseudo-mother realized that Qin Hai had misunderstood what he meant, so she had to explain weakly. Qin Hai is right to think about it, if this matter spreads today, the reputation of my buddy will be completely ruined, and he will be pointed at behind his back for the rest of his life, so he must not open the door.
It seems that he can only continue to play this play, Qin Haidan is in pain. Now the question is, what should I do next? The group of girls outside are all human spirits, so it's not easy to fool!
At this moment, the pseudo-lady suddenly turned around and glanced at Qin Hai, then bit her lip and lowered her head, a pair of snow-white little hands put on Qin Hai's belt, and quickly unbuttoned his pants.
"it!"
Qin Hai was shocked, but what shocked him even more was still behind, after fading Qin Hai's trousers to his ankle, the pseudo-mother turned her back to Qin Hai, suddenly put her hand into the short skirt, and even pulled her own little Nene down, all the way to the top of the shoes, and then continued to lie on the door and pouted her buttocks, turned back to Qin Hai and whispered: "Come again!"
The moment the puppet mother bent down, it was like a glimpse, and Qin Hai saw a piece of watery and white like a boiled egg.
And two semicircles that are absolutely graceful!
"Boom!"
The beast in his heart that had been about to move for a long time suddenly stood up, with a momentum like a rainbow, destroying the mountains and the moon.
Nima!
……
More than half an hour later, Qin Hai, who staggered out of the bathroom, felt like he was seriously ill, his whole body had no strength, and he finally found a chair exhausted, and immediately sat down with a whole body paralyzed.
It was just a scene, but Qin Hai felt much more tired than he had been fighting with a few Yanmars before.
He lit a cigarette and took a hard puff, the spicy smoke choked him and coughed so hard that tears were about to flow.
Leaning on the back of the chair and closing his eyes, the scene that happened in the bathroom just now immediately reappeared in front of his eyes, and Qin Hai's heart was suddenly blocked.
He was actually moved by a pseudo-girl just now, and he was actually a man!
Nima, buddy is really a straight man! Qin Hai wanted to cry without tears, but he really reacted just now, and even accidentally hit that pseudo-girl. This is definitely an indisputable fact, even more true than pearls.
What's even more serious is that this process lasted for a long time, definitely more than half an hour, until the group of girls outside dispersed, and Qin Hai's two brothers remained in that extremely excited state.
During the whole process, he ran into the pseudo-girl more than once. Qin Hai dared to swear to the sky, he definitely didn't mean it, but what made him even more heartbroken was that he still felt very cool after touching it.
Nima!
Lao Tzu is really not that kind of person!
It's useless to cry without tears, Qin Hai only has endless remorse in his heart now, regretting running to the toilet, regretting not being ruthless to get rid of that pseudo-girl, and even more regretting listening to his nonsense and doing a fake show with him...... Bah, bah, it's not really good, and it's just acting in the end.
The problem is, he's hard!
Qin Hai let out a long sigh, and now, he finally understood what it meant to make a mistake into a thousand years of hatred!
And what made him even more creepy was that he had to face a very serious problem, even related to his life.
There may be something wrong with his orientation.
If nothing goes wrong, why would he be impulsive to a man?
This question was so sad and sad that Qin Hai couldn't wait to find a big tree to hang himself just by thinking about it.
Dude, such a sturdy young man, was he bent because of an accident?
"Big brother, you're here, I was looking for you everywhere just now!"
Malacca suddenly ran in front of Qin Hai out of breath, smiling and looking very happy. Qin Hai opened his eyes and looked at Malacca, and suddenly found that this kid was thin and weak, and he had a very small temperament.
As soon as this thought arose, Qin Hai was stunned, and then patted his head hard. Nimayo, what do you think, are these what you should think?
It's over, Qin Hai feels that there is a devil living in his heart, if he doesn't get this devil away quickly, he will definitely be completely finished.
Without saying a word, he led Malacca into the car, Qin Hai took Malacca and left Chunjiang University quickly, and after walking for a long time, he parked the car on the side of the road, and then took the crab in the trunk and stuffed it to Malacca, and said to the latter: "Liujia, the eldest brother is in a bit of a hurry, I can't send you back, you take these crabs back and eat them slowly, and if you can't eat them, you can sell them." ”
Malacca was completely confused by Qin Hai, but Qin Hai didn't have time to explain to him, and he couldn't explain, did he want him to say to Malacca, your eldest brother I think you are a little supber when I see you now, you should leave quickly, otherwise I won't be able to deal with you? Malacca must be scared to death by him.
Getting back into the car, Qin Hai stepped on the accelerator hard, and the Phaeton shot quickly into the distance like an arrow from the string. He lowered the window, and the howling cold wind rushed towards him, Qin Hai wanted to be quiet now.
Don't ask me who Jingjing is!