Chapter 707: Skill Dominates the Crowd
It's fucking toxic!
No matter how everyone guesses, they will never imagine that such a precious finale treasure will be proposed in such a strange way of trading, and it can no longer even be described as wonderful, but sick!
Is this the style of the Xu family that does not play cards according to the routine at all, and regards treasures as garbage? No one can guess what the other party's intentions are, except for the inexplicable, only inexplicable. Gratis.
But what should I say...... They like the Xu family's "sickness" very much.
You don't have to spend money, you don't have to lose any treasures, just give a poem, and everyone has a chance, although the probability of getting is only 1 in 500, but the victory is zero investment, it's just exciting!
"Hahaha, it's interesting and interesting, I haven't been to Sanfeng Town before, and I didn't know that there were such a new family as you here, it was really an eye-opener. Someone laughed happily.
Xiao Ju's heart was completely broken, she and the people here had the same thoughts, they all felt that Miss was not a mistake, no matter how willful she was, she couldn't play like this, after all, this is the treasure of the Xu family, but it's a pity, she is just a subordinate, and even the head of the family is up to Miss for everything, what kind of thing is she, how can she point fingers?
Hiding the embarrassment, Xiao Ju smiled: "Don't be busy guessing our intentions, we won't pit you after all, it's not a good thing to offend so many people, this is the order of the above, whose poem is the most moving, then this compass is his." ”
The scene became lively for a while, and everyone was inspired by this strange form, and soon someone went up, stared at the portrait for a while, pondered for a while, and said catchily: "The clouds want to dress and flowers, and the spring breeze blows Revlon. ”
After the recitation, the person smiled at Xiao Ju and said, "Although I don't know who the beauty in this portrait is, this poem is probably very appropriate to describe her, right?"
Xiaoju doesn't have any culture, she doesn't understand this, but she knows in her heart that at this point, Miss can also control everything in the room, and she is quietly waiting for Miss's reply.
After a while, Xu Xinxin's voice quietly came into Xiao Ju's ears, "Borrowing the poetry of the ancients, there is no sincerity, the next one." ”
Xiao Ju's eyes regained a trace of clarity, and said, "Please go down and wait first, take a look at the people behind, if there is no better than you, I will tell you." ”
This response was tantamount to a death sentence in disguise, and the man looked disappointed, shook his head helplessly, and returned to his seat.
Soon, there were other people on the scene, more than ten in a row, all of which used the poems of the ancients to praise the beauties, and the ending was to be determined without exception.
At this moment, listening to the recitations of those vassal and elegant people above, Gu Fan always felt a little funny, and whispered: "These people are a little simple-minded, desperately playing with the ancients, and they can be outstanding to have ghosts, don't look at this form is a bit strange, it is always difficult." ”
Fang Qian looked at Gu Fan without a trace, and said: "This family is simply playing the piano to the cow, the City of Holy Light is also known as the City of Killing, what is staged here every day is endless killing, how can there be any elegant people, I think this finale is purely taken out for entertainment, no one will get it today." ”
Gu Fan didn't refute Fang Qian's words, but he vaguely felt that there wouldn't be such a boring person in this world, right?
Seeing that Gu Fan didn't agree with his words, Fang Qian snorted coldly: "Aren't you the most flamboyant, you go up and write poems." ”
"You're biased against me!" Gu Fan rolled his eyes.
"Not prejudice, but the fact that you are the only one who dares to be presumptuous to me. Fang Qian obviously had resentment in her heart.
People with low status don't dare to be disrespectful to her, and people with high status are all on an equal footing, and they also salute her for three points, which is a special case for Gu Fan.
Gu Fan pursed his lips and did not fight with him again.
Nearly two hours passed quietly.
Gu Fan sat there and listened to the poetry of hundreds of people, he was drowsy when he listened, among so many people, seventy percent of them were applying the ancient humanities, and thirty percent of them were original, however, it was ridiculous.
One of them opened Gu Fan's eyes:
A portrait is beautiful and beautiful, I can see that I am drooling, and the beautiful woman is in good shape, and the kiss is cool to the sky!
This limerick poem is a bit smooth to read, but the artistic conception is vulgar, and it is directly regarded as a joke, which makes everyone laugh for several minutes, and even Xiaoju can't help frowning.
Not to mention Xu Xinxin, who was behind the scenes, when she heard this kind of bullshit, she was so angry that she broke the vase at the head of the bed, and she couldn't bear it at all.
At this time, Xiao Ju said to Xu Xinxin behind the scenes: "Miss, according to my observation, only the last man and woman are not on the stage, looking at their appearance, they don't seem to be interested in this, and it is estimated that they will not be able to write any good poems. ”
This result was unexpected by Xu Xinxin, hundreds of people came, and none of them were capable, what the was reading it, it was disgusting to hear!
She responded angrily: "Isn't there another man, let him go up, it's really not okay, this compass is kept." ”
Xiao Ju understood, and quickly looked at the only man who did not appear, Gu Fan, and said loudly: "That handsome guy, don't you want to give it a try?"
"Me?" Gu Fan was stunned, he didn't expect the other party to call him, he subconsciously looked at Fang Qian, and said, "I can't get up?"
"What's my business. Fang Qian said indifferently.
I'm afraid that only Gu Fan's old acquaintances will know that Gu Fan has been a culturally educated person since he was a child, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but later he was covered up by his super cultivation talent, on such an occasion, he was actually interested, but he was ridiculed by Fang Qian before, so he thought about giving up.
Now that he was mentioned, he also took advantage of the situation, his appearance did not cause any waves, everyone's eyes were all Gujing Wubo, no one was full to taunt him, but no one would believe that this person could stir up any trouble.
"Please. Xiao Ju guided Gu Fan to the portrait and bowed back.
Gu Fan was in front of the portrait, watching quietly, looking very fascinated, I don't know why, Fang Qian saw him staring at other women so engrossedly, and felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.
Among the women Gu Fan has come into contact with, all have long hair, only the woman in the portrait in front of him, her hair is only up to her shoulders, and she is good-looking, but which confidante around Gu Fan is not a country and a city? Yes, this can't bring him a sense of shock.
The other party did this, obviously not because he wanted to hear anything unpleasant, Gu Fan just did as he pleased, and the faces of several confidantes suddenly appeared in his mind, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth:
Quiet as a virgin, moving like a rabbit.
A tip of the iceberg, charming nature.
Eccentric and majestic.
Twenty-four words slowly spit out from Gu Fan's mouth, which made people sound very abrupt, Xiao Ju was extremely disappointed in her heart, and secretly said This is also called poetry? There is no rhyme, nor any beauty, and it is also inconsistent, for a while iceberg, for a while charming, everything is said, it is simply the worst existence among everyone.
Such a bad work made many people present laugh out loud, and shouted one after another: "Come down, it's not as good as the limerick poem before, the young man is really courageous." ”
However, while Gu Fan's work was controversial, Xu Xinxin, who was behind the scenes, suddenly jumped up, and her whole face was full of doubts, "With just one portrait, you can see through several of my personalities? Finally waiting for you!!"
She was really excited, and the twenty-four words that she had just pronounced clearly covered six completely different personalities, quiet, lively, cold, charming, eccentric, and majestic.
Xu Xinxin, this woman, is a capricious existence, sometimes ladylike, sometimes jumping, she has all the things mentioned in Gu Fan's poems, the only fly in the ointment is that there is still one missing: black belly.
was too excited, Xu Xinxin excitedly said to Xiao Ju: "That's it, give him the compass and announce his victory!"
Yes?
Xiao Ju was completely confused, she was still complaining about Gu Fan in her heart just now, and she got such an order in an instant, and suddenly felt that her head was not enough, but she didn't dare to disobey the order, straightened her face, and announced: "I just got the instructions from above, everyone's poems today, this handsome guy is skilled, and the compass is obtained by him." ”
What the?
The audience boiled, and they all felt unbelievable about this result, just as disgusting as eating flies, just this kind of garbage poem, actually overwhelming the crowd, is there any mistake!
Soon someone protested, but Xiaoju was also helpless, "I just did what the boss told me, I believe that the boss did this for its own reason, please relax your mind." ”
The scene was messy, even Gu Fan himself was confused, he originally wanted to give full play to his literary talent and create a good poem, but when he remembered a few confidants, he put all their personalities into the poem, and he was just thinking about it in the air.
Who would have thought that this improvised poem would come out on top!