Chapter 8: The Fisherman Says
"I'll give you another chance, repeated!" said Bai Rou'er angrily.
“…… Uh, Erya is prettier. Qin Yu had no choice but to say against his will.
Smack, another big mouth flung over!
Qin Yu covered his hot face and looked at Bai Rou'er in confusion: "...... What the hell should I say?"
"Hmph, it's not a question of what you say," Bai Rou'er sneered, "This god just wants to test you, whether you are still as sincere as before, but I didn't expect that you dared to lie to me, shouldn't you fight?"
"I'm sorry, great god—"
"Call sister!" Bai Rou'er raised his arms again.
"Yes, I'm sorry, sister," Qin Yu said depressedly, "I won't lie to you again in the future!"
"Hehe," Bai Rou'er put down his hand and chuckled, "Then you answer me again, am I beautiful now, or is Er Ya beautiful?"
Qin Yu's brain was beaten, and the flirting technique was automatically launched, he looked at Bai Rou'er's eyes affectionately, and said quietly: "Sister, no matter what you become, in my eyes, in my heart, you are the most beautiful one in the world." ”
"Really?" Bai Rou'er hugged his chest and raised his eyebrows, "What about how it compares to Jiu'er? Which do you think is more beautiful than our sister?"
Qin Yu was about to cry, this ring is one ring after another, he was afraid that he would answer wrong and be slapped again, but when Qin Yu carefully looked at the white meat, it was still easy to come to the result: "In all fairness, my sister is more beautiful." ”
Comparing from the appearance alone, the two may be indistinguishable, but the charming and ethereal fairy aura around the white flesh is not possessed by Baijiuer, Baijiuer only has a little demonic energy, and it is not the charming atmosphere of the fox demon, which is very ordinary.
Bai Rou'er seemed very satisfied with this answer, she pondered for a moment, and then asked, "If you were asked to choose one to be your wife, which one would you choose?"
Qin Yu smiled bitterly: "The villain is an ordinary man, how dare he climb high? Being fortunate enough to know the two great gods is already a blessing that the villain cultivated in his previous life." ”
After speaking, he looked at Su Ho, who was standing aside, not daring to interject, the meaning could not be more obvious, it would be good to be able to marry Su Ho, where would he dare to marry a fairy?
Soho Bingxue is smart, how could she not know Qin Yu's intentions, she couldn't help but feel a little resentment in her heart, and she also wanted to slap Qin Yu, of course she wouldn't really hit the boss, however, after this thought in her heart arose, her arm was uncontrollable, flew up, and threw it at Qin Yu, this slap was even more ruthless than the two slaps of white flesh, like setting off firecrackers, so that Soho's hands were numb, and Qin Yu's face was filled with a red five-finger mountain.
"Why are you beating me?" Qin Yu asked with wide eyes and complaining.
"Ahh......h
"Boss, does it hurt?" asked Soho distressedly.
"It's okay, it's okay, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt. Qin Yu knew that he was at a loss, so he had to cover his face and laugh.
"What if you have to choose between us sisters?"
Qin Yu thought for a while: "Naturally, I chose my sister, after all, we had a ......"
"Have you ever had a leg?" Bai Rou'er asked with a smile, Qin Yu blushed and nodded.
"Okay, this god knows your mind, and you kid has a conscience," Bai Rou'er was in a very happy mood after finding out that Qin Yu was not "occupied" by Baijiu'er, "When you come back this time, do you want me to go to the capital with you to help you descend the dragon?"
"Yes, I hope my sister will help, we are afraid that we will mess things up. Qin Yu Zhengse said, the personal safety of him and Soho is only concerned about one thing, and second, the old dragon is tied under Metro Line 5, in case it gets out of control and arches the subway to the sky, the population density of Xinqiao to the north will definitely cause heavy casualties and cause great social impact.
"Yes," Bai Rou'er agreed coolly, "I'm hungry, go back to the city for a meal first, in the afternoon, I want to settle down the Liaohe Water Affairs, and tomorrow morning, we will go to the capital again." ”
"Thank you, sister. ”
In order to avoid causing riots among the villagers, Bai Rou'er changed into Qin Lan's appearance at will, there was no decent restaurant in the village and town, the three of them drove for twenty minutes, came to the city, and chose a small hotel clean by the river, Qin Yu asked Bai Rou'er, do you want to eat on the hour, Northeast people eat in restaurants, and they basically drink alcohol, they call it "Hour Hour".
"It's all the time, I'm afraid you won't make it, how much do you drink?" asked Bai Rou'er.
"Half a catty, probably ......" Qin Yu didn't dare to say big.
"Where's Xiaohe?" asked Bai Rou'er again.
"I'm not good at drinking, so drink it. Soho waved her hand repeatedly, she still had to drive, and she couldn't drink.
Qin Yu asked for a bottle of vintage Fenjiu, ordered a few side dishes, and the three of them chatted while drinking.
Before the meal, the diners were scarce, the dish was very fast, not ten minutes of effort, the last "garlic Yaluo fish" came up, the white meat used chopsticks to pick open the crispy fish skin, sandwiched the fish, put it in the cherry mouth, chewed two bites, and immediately vomited.
"What's wrong, it's not in tune with your appetite?" Qin Yu hurriedly asked.
Bai Rou'er rinsed his mouth with Sprite, spit it out, and frowned: "This fish, you ordered it?"
"Yes, what's wrong?" Qin Yu asked puzzled.
"How do you order dead fish, you? I never eat dead fish!"
Qin Yu was confused: "I ordered live fish, let the guy fish it from the aquarium." ”
"You've been fooled, the back kitchen has dropped the bag, this is definitely dead fish!"
Qin Yu sank his face, got up and went to the ordering area outside, and counted the Yaluo fish in the aquarium, there were four in it, when he ordered food before, there were only four, he picked the largest, and now there are four, which means that the fish he ordered in the kitchen was put back in the aquarium and replaced with a dead fish.
Qin Yu called the boss and asked him to explain, and the boss saw that the trick was discovered, so he had to put the blame on the chef, teach him a lesson, and said that the meal was free of charge.
"I don't owe you a few dollars, make me a new job!" Qin Yu frowned.
"The live Yaluo is not tasty," Bai Rou'er also came, "Besides, your aquarium stinks, go to the riverside fish market and buy two fresh white fish!"
The owner's small shop is far away from the fish market, he didn't want to go, so he had to push: "The guests don't know, now it's autumn, and it's hard to buy fresh white fish after the peak season of white fish." ”
Qin Yu grew up by the river since he was a child, so he naturally knows what time of year and what fish to eat, now in late autumn, it is a good time to eat white fish, there are many fish fat seeds, but there is no fish in the store, he didn't order it, Qin Yu was about to expose the boss's lies, but Bai Rouer waved his hand: "Forget it, the fish market is not fresh, you wait a while, I'll go and catch one." ”
After saying that, Bai Rou'er walked out, Qin Yu was curious, wanted to see how the river god caught the fish, and also went out.
When the two came to the river, Bai Rouer was too lazy to do anything, so he asked Qin Yu to squat on the shore, put his hand into the water, and after a while, Qin Yu saw that the scales on the river were shining, and tens of thousands of river fish were rushing to him, surrounding his hands, there were all kinds of fish, and the fish in the back were all squeezing forward with their mouths open, as if they were proud of being selected to cook.
Qin Yu looked at the cold white meat on the side, smiled knowingly, picked up a white fish weighing about five catties, caught it, and the white fish did not resist, looking at the white meat next to him, there was still a smile on his face.
"Why is it so happy?" Qin Yu asked.
"Because I'm going to eat it. ”
"Is there any benefit to being eaten by you?"
"In the next life, it will be able to reincarnate into the heavenly river and become a fish in the divine realm. ”
"What's the benefit of becoming a fish in the divine realm?"
If it is eaten by God again, it can be reincarnated as a human being. Bai Rou'er said lightly, got up and patted the skin strands, and waved his hand, those fish that were not selected had to disperse in a huff, and the spectacular scene disappeared, but Qin Yu still stared at the calm river, thoughtful.
"What do you want, let's go!" Bai Rou'er urged.
Qin Yu came back to his senses, put the fish into the bucket, and caught up with Bai Rou'er: "Sister, let me ask more, you are the god of the Liaohe River, you can naturally summon the fish in the Liaohe River, and you can also summon the fish in other waters?"
Bai Rou'er glanced at Qin Yu: "What's so difficult about this? ”
"Then, can you summon a certain variety alone?" Qin Yu asked again.
"What the hell do you want to ask, just say it. Bai Rou'er said impatiently, the autumn sun was shining, and the sun made her a little uncomfortable, after all, the river god stayed in the water all the year round, and he was still a little uncomfortable with life on land.
"For example," Qin Yu said with a cheap smile, "Let's go out to sea and catch a boatload of bluefin tuna back, maybe we can make a small fortune!"
Tuna is the top ingredient for making salmon sashimi, a large bluefin tuna, the price is often millions of yuan, even if a million fish, if you catch a thousand, that is 10000000000 ......