Chapter 1244: This Tease Is a Friendly Army?
After the madman finished, he knew that most of the things were messed up, and he didn't have hope for the probability of passing.
As a result, the other side passed......
Fang Zheng was angry, there was no place to sprinkle it, and suddenly a scolding came, Fang Zheng just found the gas bucket, so he didn't say a word, added!
After adding it, Fang Zheng regretted it, he couldn't scold people! This added the other party, it was simply looking for scolding......
The madman didn't have any hope, but when he saw it, he actually passed!
The madman suddenly laughed wildly: "Wowhaha...... Damn, this stupid monk, I used to like this mouthful! Don't scold him!
So, the madman immediately said: "Fang Zheng, you dead bald donkey, you dare to provoke our Red Devils?
Fang Zheng looked at it, it turned out to be a Red Devil, raised his eyebrows, and said, "You are a Red Devil?"
The madman said: "If it's fake, the white clothes are me!"
The madman read as he typed.
Bai Yi listened to this on the side, his eyes were about to pop out, and he stared at the madman with an angry face, this grandson is cheating him!
The madman smiled at him and said, "Don't get excited, you're exposed anyway, I'll use your name, right?"
Fang Zheng looked at these words, and only felt that something was wrong.
I don't have much contact with Bai Yi, but the scheming of this person in Bai Yi can be regarded as having been taught, calculating everywhere, and there are pits everywhere. If it weren't for Fangzheng's magical powers, it is estimated that most of them would not be able to calculate the white clothes.
When the white clothes pretend to be those pseudo-United Nations, they pretend to be fools very much like fools.
But in the later chat, Bai Yi showed a calm, witty and ruthless character, such a person would open his mouth so stupidly and scold his mother?
Besides, he already has a friend in white, so he doesn't need to bother to add it again, right?
However, Fang Zheng immediately shook his head and muttered: "It doesn't matter who he is, anyway, he is the Red Devil's person, he is the Red Devil's person, and the account is always right on the white cloth." It seems that he still hasn't had enough births, so I'll give him a more fun gift this time!"
As soon as the words fell, Bai Yi, who was originally staring dryly and expressing anger, suddenly felt that his stomach felt again, and he couldn't help but open his mouth and scold: "Crazy man, your grandma!"
The madman saw that the belly of the white cloth bulged, and quickly stood up and said, "My God, you reacted so quickly, you are so productive, what kind of feed do you eat." Don't get excited, don't push hard, slow down, I'll help you tell Fang Zheng, just say you're going to his grandmother. ”
After speaking, the madman said: "I am white-clothed grass your grandmother!"
Fang Zheng looked at it, good guy, there are really people who are not afraid of death! So Fang Zheng snorted coldly and said, "Let you cool down!"
Then Fang Zheng asked, "Child, have you ever played with balloons?"
The madman was stunned and asked Bai Yi, "Have you ever played with balloons?"
Bai Yi watched his belly get bigger and bigger, and shouted, "Fuck your balloons, doctor, doctor! I'm going to give birth!"
The doctor, who was already worried outside and was afraid of being bombed, heard that Bai Yi screamed again, and immediately looked bitter, put on a gas mask, sealed his whole body and ran in.
The doctor glanced at the B-ultrasound and was stunned: "This time it's not a bomb!"
The madman subconsciously said, "It can't be a balloon, right?"
Bai Yi said angrily: "You get out of here!"
The doctor was stunned and said, "How do you know it's a balloon?"
Bai Yi: "Is ......it a balloon? How is that possible?"
The doctor propped up the gas mask and said, "I can't believe it, but the contents really look like balloons." ”
The madman immediately came over, looked at Bai Yi's blank eyes, and said, "I have to remind you, the balloon thing, if you use force, it will burst." ”
The white man stared at the madman angrily and roared, "You, get out!"
The madman snapped his lips and said, "Look, I kindly remind you that you are still like this." Hey, it's hard to be a good person...... Remember, tighten up**, don't squeeze outside, otherwise it will explode, it's called a sour. Besides, the devil knows what's inside, what if it's also chili?"
After saying that, the madman left.
Although Bai Yi wanted to scold, he still held back his ** so as not to really burst the balloon.
The doctor was also very embarrassed and said, "Baiyi, although I have been in this industry for more than 30 years, it is really a challenge to deliver a balloon, to be honest. If it blows up, you're not angry, okay?"
Bai Yi stared at the other party angrily, and said word by word: "If it blows up, I will kill you." ”
The doctor spread his hands and said, "Then you hold back, I'll go out and catch my breath." ”
White: "You ......"
At this moment, the madman came back again, swishing with a water balloon in one hand and a needle in the other, shaking it in front of the white clothes.
Bai Yi asked in a panic, "What are you going to do?"
The madman said: "Baiyi, as a friend for many years, I can't let you be blown up in a daze." ”
Bai Yi said: "What are you going to do?"
The madman said: "It's all said, as a friend for many years, I can't let you be blown up in a daze, so I have to let you be blown up in a daze." You see, this is a balloon, and if you give birth, this is what happens......"
After speaking, the madman pricked it with a needle, and the water balloon exploded with a snap, and a large cloud of water smashed on Bai Yi's face. Bai Yi only felt a chill on his face, then trembled, the chrysanthemum loosened, the balloon went down, squeezed in, and then snapped, and a red gas erupted from the chrysanthemum......
The madman turned around and ran, and the white clothes behind him only felt that his stomach was hot and uncomfortable, and he screamed in pain: "Madman, I'll fuck your grandma, when I'm better, I must kill you!"
The doctor was smoking at the door, and when he saw the madman coming out, he asked, "What's going on inside?"
The madman spread his hands and said: "Crazy, completely crazy, this kid is hopeless." Disperse the smell, let's go in again. ”
The doctor nodded, "Okay." ”
At this time, Tsing Yi came, saw the madman and the doctor smoking outside, and asked, "Madman, why don't you go to find Fangzheng, what are you doing here?"
The doctor's nod is a greeting, and here, the doctor's status is not low. Because this hospital is not organized by the Red Devils, but belongs to the real owner here, the general.
Here, the doctor's status is very high, so there is no need to nod his head.
Although the level of the madman is lower than that of Tsing Yi and Bai Yi, this guy doesn't seem to be aware at all, and he puffs his cigarette and says, "It's nothing, I have to get to know the monk before I go and talk to Bai Yi." ”
"How is he now?" asked Tsing Yi.
As soon as the doctor was about to speak, the madman immediately said, "It's good, you can go in and take a look, he has something on his buttocks, it's disgusting." ”
Tsing Yi frowned, opened the door and looked inside, the chili noodles inside had fallen to the ground, although it was a little pungent, but it was not so uncomfortable.