Chapter Forty-Eight: How to Be a Woman

"I ...... Me?!"

Qin Fan stared vigilantly at the corpse pressing on his body, and pointed at himself in disbelief.

Master......

If you heard it right, that's what you said, right?

That's not right!!

It's a corpse!

When will zombies start talking again?

The violent appearance of this zombie before, but I remember it vividly, and I can only subconsciously babble and scream......

Why did you suddenly learn to speak?!

"To the duck, it's the master!"

Zombie Guan Tong said with a smile, as a zombie, at this moment, she actually showed a very humane smile, innocent.

This......

Qin Fan's whole person was not good, he only felt that his worldview was collapsing.

Although zombies have intelligence, they are not so perverted that they can speak human words, which is completely unreasonable!

If the guys in Xixiang find out, I'm afraid it will cause madness......

After a long time.

Why does this terrible zombie confess its owner?

And......

Or do you think you are the Lord?

Qin Fan covered his head with both hands, only feeling that one head was two big, and he didn't collapse It was a very strong psychological quality.

Nima!

It's a big joke!

Other people's pets or something, generally cute cats and dogs, and then look at yourself...... What is a zombie with a head?!

Moreover, he still has a cute boy?!

Leave this bizarre and unthinkable behind you for now.

Qin Fan's eyes signaled, and he half-pushed away the Guan Tong corpse that was pressed on his body to sell cuteness, and finally accepted the fact that this zombie recognized the owner.

A man and a corpse stared at each other with big eyes.

After a long time, Qin Fan calmed down a little bit of his ups and downs, and hesitated for a moment before he spoke: "You...... Why do you speak?"

"It's the duck that the master taught me!" Guan Tong Zombie's eyes fluttered, and he said with a simple face.

"......" Qin Fan was confused.

If what he thinks in his heart can be concretized, then his heavenly spirit must be covered with three question marks.

When did you teach others this?

Besides......

Is a language, let alone Mandarin, the most difficult language in the world to master, something that can be taught overnight?

Qin Fan was even suspicious-

Hundreds of years ago, when Guan Tong was buried, were the funeral goods piled up with self-study records in the local dialect of the capital......

There are many doubts, too many.

First, does the death of the ghost mean the real death?

Second, why would a zombie give birth to such a counterintuitive act as recognizing the Lord, and ...... Or do you think you are the Lord?

Third, zombies can speak human language?

It's messed up!

These alone were enough to give Qin Fan a headache, not to mention why Guan Tong had turned against the water before and killed him at all costs......

"That's right!"

Thinking of this, Qin Fan suddenly realized something.

Could it have something to do with that mysterious picture?

But when he took the two paintings out of his arms and looked at them with the flashlight that came with his phone, he couldn't find anything.

It's still the same two ordinary paintings.

"Pangu?"

Qin Fan muttered to himself, remembering Guan Tong's crazy words when he fell into madness before he died.

Although I don't understand what these two paintings mean, judging from Guan Tong's reaction, it is definitely not a simple thing......

Qin Fan, who was physically and mentally exhausted, was hot and painful, and dragged his tired body out.

Cautiously out of the cave.

Unexpectedly, the zombie also followed!

It was already morning.

Qin Fan raised his head, glanced at the sun above his head through the dense branches and leaves, and then looked at the zombies following him.

"You're not afraid of the sun?" Qin Fan asked curiously.

He thought that this zombie would only move within the confines of the cave, but he never thought that it would be able to see the light!

Guan Tong Zombie thought for a moment and seemed to be thinking about this problem.

Then, its head shook like a rattle.

"It's weird......"

Qin Fan's expression was strange, everything that happened today had broken his perception of common sense.

Already numb.

Zombies can talk to people, and they're not afraid of the sun or something, does it matter!?

Down the mountain, the zombies still follow all the way.

"How long are you going to follow me?"

Qin Fan didn't dare to show an impatient expression, he just asked calmly.

"Woo, doesn't the master want Tongtong?"

The zombie wrinkled its little nose very humanely, aggrieved, as if it was about to cry in the next second......

Qin Fan rolled his eyes and collapsed.

Do zombies cry?

Where's the tear duct of this thing!

Having said that, what the hell is going on with this guy, he is clearly fierce and can slap people in half casually, but suddenly he becomes so ...... Well, docile?

"I'll go wherever my master goes!" said the zombie.

Qin Fan was shocked.

What do you mean, you're going to take the initiative to take a stand?!

Seeing that he had walked out of the wilderness and saw people in the distance, Qin Fan said helplessly: "It's not impossible for you to follow me, but others will have an accident when they see you like this......"

"Huh?"

Guan Tong Zombie seems to be completely unaware of what is different about him.

Qin Fan coughed lightly: "First of all, you have to change your clothes. ”

Hearing this, Guan Tong Zombie suddenly realized!

It seems to understand the implications.

Although the body is not rotten and the clothes are still intact, this is completely an ancient costume, I don't know how many years ago, it is too eye-catching.

"You wait here, I'll get you a set of clothes. ”

"Uh-huh!"

……

Naturally, he slipped away from Guan Tong Zombie, and after walking away, Qin Fan wiped a cold sweat.

It's impossible to say that you don't have a weak heart.

There are very few people who can deal with zombies, Qin Fan is obviously not that kind of special person, not to mention, he is still such a terrifying zombie......

"Then again, why can't you feel the evil aura on its body?"

Recalling the silence of the zombie on the way down the mountain, Qin Fan looked suspicious.

No matter!

The top priority is to find a car back to Yangcheng, there is no way to stay in this place!

But......

Walking in the town, looking at the vehicles parked on the side of the road, Qin Fan never stepped forward to ask.

Can you really walk away?

From his own point of view, Huiyang City is almost a hundred, and there is no need to worry about these things at all.

But......

Did the boy who died in a car accident really get rest?

What's more,

If you really let that zombie go and leave, in case that zombie gets out of control and comes to harm the innocent people in this town......

"Hey. ”

In the end, Qin Fan let out a long sigh.

He laughed bitterly at himself, muttered for a moment, and turned into a clothing store......

When Qin Fan returned to the forest, Guan Tong Zombie was squatting on the ground, with his back to him, not knowing what he was doing.

"You're counting ants?"

Qin Fan said casually and informed the other party that he was back.

Guan Tong Zombie turned around happily, stood up and pounced on Qin Fan, rubbing against Qin Fan's face, "Master, you are finally back, I'm still worried about whether you won't want Tong Tong anymore!"

"Ahem...... Let's change my clothes first. ”

Being rubbed like a kitten, Qin Fan was a little embarrassed.

Guan Tong nodded obediently, took the clothes, and then began to change in front of Qin Fan......

Qin Fan didn't deliberately avoid it,

After all, Guan Tong's zombie's body is a boy, besides, in Qin Fan's eyes, this zombie's intelligence is more like a sneering kitten......?

All in all, it's right not to treat it as a girl.

Otherwise, I wouldn't buy men's clothes.

However......

Qin Fan was wrong and found that he was ridiculously wrong.

"You...... You ......"

His eyes widened and his pupils contracted, as if he had seen something incredible in the world!

The whole person was like thunder at this moment.

Silly!

"What's wrong, master?"

Guan Tong Zombie looked puzzled, blinked his big eyes, and looked at Qin Fan with pure curiosity.

Unbeknownst to him, Qin Fan was staring at its body.

One second, two seconds, three seconds......

"Ahem!!"

Qin Fan hurriedly turned his head, his face flushed.

His expression was like a ghostly ......

No!

It's even more incredible than seeing a ghost!

"How is it a woman's ......?"

"Impossible, why is it a female ......?"

"How so...... It shouldn't be...... Isn't Guan Tong a man?"

Words like these kept muttering in Qin Fan's mouth, falling into contemplation, looking at the sky.