Chapter 60: A Day at the Playground (4)
Nine people sat in a row on the big pendulum, and as Ximen Qing wished, he sat in the middle position.
In order to alleviate everyone's nervousness, Zhou Ruonan explained in a relaxed and peaceful voice: "The equipment here is very safe, as long as you fix the safety facilities and fasten the safety rope, there will be no problem." ”
I relaxed a little and said, "I hope the safety rope works as well as the condom." Zhou Ruonan burst out laughing.
Zhao Gao muttered in a trembling voice: "Wait for the poor to calculate...... Oh, it's moving, it's moving!"
As the pendulum swayed slowly, the few remaining handfuls of hair on my left hand side and on the top of my semi-bald head fluttered in the wind, like a meadow burned by a wildfire, in stark contrast to Hades' long flowing hair.
Well, the contrast is indeed too stark, "Damn! Hades! Do you dare to spend 5 cents to buy a leather band, and your hair is floating in Lao Tzu's mouth!"
In the next 1 minute or so, compared to Hades's hair, what was thrown to the sky, weightless, big head down, it was not a problem at all.
Hades sat on my right hand, and whenever the pendulum swings to the left, his long hair always rushes to my face, drilling 360 degrees into my eyes, nostrils, mouth, and sometimes slapping twice in my face.
As a healthy and positive young man, I can close my eyes and mouth in the face of hair attacks, but I can't close my nose and there is not enough space for me to move around and avoid the beating.
In this painful time, I thought of a person who was just as painful as I was - Ximenqing, who was sitting at the right hand of Hades.
So, as the pendulum swung to the right, I began to study how the tips of Hades' hair whipped Ximenqing, and tried to analyze the ways to resist and resist.
A beautiful man like Ximenqing obviously pays more attention to his appearance than me, and when he was beaten by the king of Hades, he couldn't bear it...... He, he, he...... Unexpectedly, a hand that was tightly grasping the safety rope was released, and half of Hades's hair was grabbed!
This time it was so fast that I didn't even see how he made a move, and Hades' hair was already in his hands.
Hades, who had been sitting between us and howling at the top of his throat, was like a wild horse with his mane grabbed, stunned for a few seconds, and then erupted into a new round of even more tragic shouts.
"My hair is stuck, my head is falling off, help, I'm dead...... I'll rely on you, I'll let you go, Ximenqing, I'll kill you......."
Under this kind of coercion, Ximenqing still grabbed the hair of the king of Hades, and I felt extremely painful when I saw it.
Under the commotion of the two, the others forgot to be afraid, and at this moment, He Shen and Zhao Gaozheng had a heated discussion with their heads down.
He Shen: "Don't say it, this kid Ximen is quite bloody and dares to argue with the king of Hades." ”
Zhao Gao: "Yes, I can't see that this is a ruthless character, and I don't dare to mess with him in the future." ”
He Shen: "Oh, Hades' neck is red...... It's pathetic. ”
Soon, Huang Chao also joined the discussion, "Do we want to help the king of Hades, the dignified Yan Jun, it's too pitiful to bear to look at." ”
"You can't bear to look at it, count your eyes the biggest, right?" Cao Cao unceremoniously exposed the Yellow Nest.
"Don't make trouble! Danger!" this exclamation came from Zhou Ruonan.
"Stop!" Xiao Hei deserved to be a man of action, shouted loudly, and shook his hand - only to see the white light crossing Ximenqing's salty pig hand.
"It's disgusting!Who put chewing gum on my hand!Mom's eggs are still chewed!" Ximen Qing shook his hand again and again.
A true master, dare to throw objects in the air, and have the confidence to hit the target with one move!
Before I could finish my feelings, Hades's hair came back to my face.
Fortunately, when the time came, the big pendulum slowly swung a few more times and finally stopped.
Hades was obviously dragged and hurt, and said to Ximen Qing with red eyes: "You, you, you, you, you, you, you......, you
Ximenqing pointed to himself suspiciously and said, "I, me, me, I ?......."
Zhou Ruonan hurriedly came out to play a round and said to Ximenqing: "No matter how scared you are, you shouldn't pull people's hair! ”
Hades couldn't hold back his face, wiped his eyes and said, "I didn't cry! Who said I cried!
Ximenqing pointed to the king of Hades and said suspiciously: "Ah, I, pull his hair?" Then he was also frightened by himself, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "I...... I don't know...... Not intentionally...... Yes......"
Hades waved his hand impatiently, "Forget it." ”
After having fun, everyone walked in the direction of the merry-go-round, turned a rockery, and a cave appeared at the foot of the mountain, and the sound of ghosts crying and howling wolves faintly came from the cave.
"Where is this?" and Shen shrunk his neck, visibly disturbed by the voice.
I looked at the word "haunted house" above the cave and explained, "There are ghosts in it, of course they are pretended." ”
"Why do people pretend to be ghosts?" and Shen fully carried forward the spirit of perseverance.
"Because...... Ah, pretending to be a ghost can scare people. ”
He Shen frowned and thought for a while, "But ghosts aren't scary at all." ”
I knew I couldn't explain it.
Zhao Gao was also quite interested, and proposed: "Let's go in and have a look." ”
"You won't fly to the sky again, will you?" Ximen Qing was bitten by a snake once, not to mention the well rope, and now he is expected to scream if he is given a shoelace.
I don't care anyway, I'm with a group of dead ghosts every day, can I still be afraid of these pretending ghosts?
I comforted Ximen Qing and said: "Let's just go in and walk around, don't go to the sky, if you are afraid, close your eyes, and I will pull you away." ”
As soon as he heard that he couldn't hear the sky, Ximenqing immediately nodded to prove that he was a pure master.
I said in my heart: You dare to even pick the hair of the king of Hades, which is enough to prove to all the ghosts in the underworld that you are an unprecedented pure master.
Everyone lined up to enter the haunted house, Xiao Hei hit the head, and after I broke off, I quickly pushed forward all the way, and from time to time there were ghost skeletons controlled by machinery, poking their heads and shaking their arms at us.
Except for the first one who was looked at twice by Xiao Hei, the next one she didn't even lift her eyelids, and the people behind her were like each other, walking quite calmly, if these were really ghosts, it was estimated that she would be ashamed to be reincarnated immediately.
Everyone giggled all the way, and He Shen even reached out to touch those "ghosts" from time to time, and chattered vigorously: "Oh, this hair is made of a mop?...... Haha, this skeleton is plastic...... Well, the meat on the body is made of styrofoam...... which fully reflects Heshen's full understanding of various new materials in this world.
"There's a living man there!" Huang Chao's eyes were sharp, and we looked in the direction of his hand, only to see a black-faced man in a black python robe sitting on a high platform, with a shocking wood on the bookcase in front of him, and a rather abstract crescent moon on his head.
Crescent moon Bao Gong?
Legend has it that Bao Gong was just right, and after his death, he went to the underworld and became the king of Hades.
I'll go, this is Hades!
I stole a glance at the long-haired man walking in front of me, hehe, it's interesting, the real and fake Hades have touched a piece today.