143. Playing chess
"Didn't you drink wine? didn't you go to read and study?"
Tang Sanjian stared sternly at Tang Shuang, who had just returned home, Tang Shuang had a strong smell of wine, although the wind had been blowing for a long time in advance and chewing gum, it still couldn't be concealed, so that the experienced Sanjian brother could smell it with a nose.
Tang Shuang said that he would go to school to read and study today, after all, he swore that he would go to graduate school, but he went home drunk on the first day, which made Tang Sanjian worry that the wild nature of the rebel son would be difficult to change, and the thunder was heavy and the rain was small, so now his face was very serious, it seemed that if Tang Shuang didn't have enough reasons, he would inevitably be criticized again.
Candy Bulin Bling held the pink rabbit doll and ran over to see the excitement, the villain specially leaned over to Tang Shuang and sniffed it, hey~ wrinkled his nose and stayed away, "Xiaoshuang is not well-behaved~ stinky." ”
Tang Shuang touched her chin awkwardly and said, "After drinking some wine with my classmates, everyone has left the school, and there are only two people left, and it is rare to be together, so ...... That's it. Dad, don't worry, I'm not a greedy drinker, but I drank a little bit when I was warm, how could I drink under normal circumstances......"
Tang Sanjian's face eased slightly, but he still sternly admonished for a while.
Candy asked curiously, "Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, is it delicious?"
Tang Shuang: "Come here, I'll let you smell it, and you'll know if it's good or not." ”
Tang Shuang thought that the chick would be far away, but she didn't expect it to be a little drunkard, so she stood on tiptoe when she heard the words, raised her little head, sucked her little nose, and said, "You squat down, I'll smell it." ”
Tang Shuang was extremely uneasy: "Dad will beat me to death." ”
Candy Candy said angrily: "Are you a child, do you think I am a child? Obviously, you said it to Candy Er, and what you said doesn't count, you are still not an adult, don't you know how sad I will be?......
Looking at a lot of chick balabala, you are not afraid of what am I afraid of, so Tang Shuang squatted down, and the chick put her nose on his face and sniffed, smelling like a puppy.
Bai Jingjing's little stepped forward with interest, wanting to learn how to smell Tang Shuang, how can this be endured?! Tang Shuang waved his hand to drive the puppy away!
The candy smelled and smelled, Tang Shuang saw that her little face was fat and red, it was really cute, so she kissed the villain.
Candy was stunned and unhappy: "You steal a girl, no one agrees~ How can you do this." ”
Tang Shuang: "It's okay for my brother to kiss him, don't be stingy." ”
Candy refused, bobo, kissed Tang Shuang twice, smiled proudly, and felt that he had taken advantage.
Tang Shuang: "No, I kissed you, but you kissed me twice." ”
kissed the candy again, the villain touched the place where he had been kissed, not happy, and shouted to return it, poof, poof, poof~ three mouthfuls.
Tang Shuang wanted to kiss him back, but Candy refused and smashed his small fist in the face.
"You take advantage of me!!" Tang Shuang got cheap and behaved.
Candy is a silly girl who is very proud and proud.
Tang Shuang quickly looked at Candy'er's little face, took a sip of wine, and the little guy shut up instantly, his face was stunned, and his little body shook~
Emma, Tang Shuang hurriedly held her up, wouldn't he be drunk? Then he's done tonight.
Tang Shuang squatted down, patted the chick's face, and whispered, "Wake up, wake up, cheer up the baby!"
Candy muttered: "I, I, I fell into a dream, it turns out that drinking can be a dream~ Wow! ”
If you don't hold it up and fall, then I'm not dead.
Why does Candy Candy like to dream so much? Because she often can't remember whether she dreams at night after she gets up, so she always thinks that others will dream when she sleeps, but she never dreams when she sleeps, and when she falls down, she falls asleep, and she can't wake up when she falls to the ground.
Dreaming is very rare for her, very fun, very pleasantly surprised.
Tang Shuang refused to haze her anymore, but the chick followed behind his ass, and she followed him wherever he went, muttering, "It turns out that drinking makes me dream, it turns out that drinking makes me dream, it's fun~"
Huang Xiangning brought a bowl of sour plum soup over and let Tang Shuang drink sober wine.
Candy raised her hand high: "Mom, let me feed Xiaoshuang, feed him full, and his little belly will be bigger." ”
"Be careful, don't fall. ”
"I'm standing and getting acquainted!Xiaoshuang, hurry up and squat down!"
Tang Shuang squatted down with a headache, and Candy Er advised: "You have to drink it all in one go, so that you can sour your teeth." ”
Tang Shuang: "Ouch, I have a headache, let's drink it later, wait a while~"
After saying that, I wanted to slip away, but the candy was not allowed: "It's okay, Xiaoshuang, I'll buy you a new head and put it up right away~"
Tang Shuang: --!
Tang Shuang refused to drink it, and the candy was a little angry: "This is my sister's intention~"
…… Tang Shuang stiffened, held the bowl in both hands, and dried the sour plum soup in one bite, grinning with sour teeth.
Seeing this, Candy laughed, she finally took revenge! At the beginning, she cried sour when she ate oranges, and now the big bad guy Little Frost is also crying sourly.
Tang Shuang: I knew you had bad intentions!
Candy Er rarely saw someone drunk, Tang Sanjian drank, but so far, at least Candy Er has never seen him drunk. Tang Shuang, he often drinks alcohol, and he has been drunk a lot, but he never goes home when he is drunk, so he has never seen candy.
Drunk in the eyes of candy, particularly mysterious, this time it is rare to catch the opportunity, Xiaoshuang is drunk, she has a lot of questions in her stomach to ask, the opportunity is rare, pestering Tang Shuang, asking: "Xiaoshuang, what will happen if you get drunk? Will you keep dreaming?"
Tang Shuang: "It's not good to be drunk, you will be dizzy, and you will be confused." ”
"Confused?
I never thought that it would become like this when I was drunk, stupid and stupid, Candy rolled her eyes, stared at Tang Shuang and suddenly grinned, and pulled his pants: "Haha~ Let's play chess~ Dad said that I have become so powerful that I can beat you." ”
Tang Shuang: "I'm not interested. ”
Candy said arrogantly: "Hmph, are you afraid? You're just afraid, you can't beat me before I grow up, and I will become even more powerful in the future!"
Tang Shuang wanted to get rid of her, but his pants were pulled and he didn't let go, and the villain demanded that he must play chess.
Ten minutes later, Tang Shuang was forced to sit down face to face with Candy Candy, and a chandelier hung above the table, brightly illuminating a pair of chess below.
"It's not that I underestimate you, you're not my opponent when you're drunk and stupid, let you have one. ”
Candy Candy stood on the chair, otherwise she couldn't reach it, and the chick grinned and fiddled with chess, putting the chess pieces on the board, and her little hands were very neat.
Hearing Tang Xiaoshuang say big words, Candy Er seized the opportunity: "Then you let me be a veteran~"
Tang Shuang had just finished placing the chess pieces in the Chu realm, and the chick had also placed the chess pieces in the Han realm at the same time.
Tang Shuang: "Let your veteran still play something, I won't lose immediately." ”
Candy propped her hands on the table, wrinkled her little nose, and said, "Hmph! Then why are you bragging! Stupid Tang Xiaoshuang, defeat you!"
The kid is eager to win, and he has the confidence that he might win. She has seen a lot of this situation on TV, and at the moment of victory, there must be a lot of people cheering, and her parents, husband, wife and children will be present, so the chick beckons and calls for her parents to come and watch the battle and witness the moment of victory.
She has been waiting for this moment for a long, long time, since she started learning chess at the age of three, she has never won against Tang Xiaoshuang, this adult will never let her sister, hum!
Seeing Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning watching the battle, Tang Shuang said to Candy Candy: "Yo, you are so arrogant, I never thought that you would fail miserably? ”
Candy Er walked first in style, she was a veteran, and Tang Sanjian taught her by hand.
"I'm not afraid of you!"
Tang Shuang: "Come on, come on, see the real chapter on the chessboard, I really thought I would be stupid when I drank." ”
Next, the two of you come and go, the chick has a level of chess, at least better than most children of the same age, Tang Shuang still wants to tease her, but the chick has a focused look, one hand on her cheek, one hand grasping the chess pieces, very serious.
After five minutes of fighting, there were fewer and fewer pieces on the chessboard, and under Tang Shuang's release of water, the two of them met each other in chess, and anyone could win.
Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning cheered for the candy, and the little girl's round face was full of seriousness and seriousness.
Seeing such a chick, Tang Shuang released the water again......
"Hahahaha...... I won, I won, defeated Tang Xiaoshuang, hehe~ Defeat you......!
The victorious candy jumped off the chair and circled the table three times in a row to vent the excitement in her heart!
"What are you doing~ What are you going to do? You can't sit down here. ”
Candy, this little girl, grabbed Tang Shuang's clothes with both hands to borrow strength, pouted her little buttocks, and used her strength to breastfeed, wanting to climb into Tang Shuang's chair.
Tang Shuang saw that she was humming and chirping and was half tired and half dead, half of her body hung on the edge of the chair, she couldn't go up or down, and her pity was overflowing, so she moved a little bit away and picked her up and stood up.
"I'm really convinced of you, why are you squeezed into such a small chair with me, if you want to sit down, sit down, I'll go." ”
"No, no, Mom, take a nice picture of me and Xiaoshuang. ”
The chick waved to Huang Xiangning, she wanted to preserve this historic moment forever.
She instructed Huang Xiangning how to shoot and how to shoot, not only to shoot her and Xiaoshuang in, but also to shoot the chessboard in, Huang Xiangning finished filming, Xiaoniu was still not satisfied, and asked Tang Shuang to cooperate with her.
Tang Shuang threatened: "What's the matter, just stop in moderation! Be careful that I'm angry and arrest you and hang your ass!"
Candy is not afraid at all, Mom and Dad are around, who is afraid of whom.
She raised her little fist and whistled at Tang Shuang's face!
What's the matter? Dare to do it first, the little cat is bold and fat, and dares to tease the big tiger!
If this punch hits, although the force is small, Tang Shuang decided to teach the chick a good lesson.
However, Candy didn't give him a chance, and the little fist stopped a centimeter in front of his face with a grin, and softly put forward hope: "Xiaoshuang, are you flat here~"
She pointed to Tang Shuang's face, meaning that she pretended to beat him, and then he had to cooperate and make a miserable appearance.
It seems that she also knows that it is impossible to really beat.
Count your acquaintance, Tang Shuang's head turned off, pretending to be beaten miserably, the candy hey, and the small fist was attached to his face.
Tang Shuang heard a click~, immediately hugged the chick down, stood up and left without looking back!
Candy got what she wanted, and she didn't care about Tang Xiaoshuang anymore, she came to her mother's side with a smile, wanted to see the photo just now, and shouted.
This is not over, Xiaoniu feels that only her parents see her defeat Xiaoshuang, which is not enjoyable enough, she asks her mother to send the photo to the circle of friends and publicize it.