I poured a glass of wine, walked between the two pots, raised my glass and saluted everyone for a week, and was about to speak, when Huang Chao shouted: "Say something real!

I smiled: "Thank you CCTV, thank you MTV, thank you ......"

Everyone: "......"

"We are from Tiannan and Haibei, and today we are destined to be in one, oh, no, eat in two pots, and in the future, we will be brothers regardless of region or dynasty. ”

Everyone nodded, and Daji smiled: "Brother Xiaoyuan is eccentric, what about our daughter?"

I hurriedly said, "Ah, and sisters." ”

Everyone was satisfied, and I continued: "All of you here used to be well-known figures, and I can understand some unfulfilled wishes, and they all come to me with wishes, but since you are brothers, ah, and sisters, I can't hide it from you, everyone comes to me to enjoy happiness and spend your old age in peace, I welcome, but to put it bluntly, it doesn't matter who I was in my last life, now I am just a small common man, I have just solved the problem of food and clothing, and I am running towards a well-off life, if you want to find a partner," I looked at Cao Cao and Daji, "That's okay to say." But killing people and fighting wars or something," I looked at Cao Cao and Huang Chao again, "then we'll have to ...... It's a long-term plan, brothers, it's in a hurry. ”

I have long wanted to give them vaccinations, and there are some wishes, but they can't be fulfilled at all, such as the fifteen lives that Huang Chao has in mind, if he really wants to mess around, he can't alarm the fifth unit of the seventh group of serious cases?

Huang Chao knew that I was talking about him, scratched the back of his head, and said with a big grin: "If I don't kill those 15 people, I won't be a god." ”

Xiao Hei, who had been silent, suddenly said: "What's so good about the immortals? It's not the Jade Emperor's family who has the final say? If you want me to say, it's not as interesting as the underworld." Have you forgotten why you mistakenly released the eight million evil ghosts in the underworld back then? Blame the Queen Mother for ......."

Huang Chao is the only one in this room who has been a fairy, although he is only a third-rate immortal, everyone is inevitably still a little curious about him, but Xiao Hei said half of it, consciously lost his words, and resolutely kept his mouth shut, even if Daji, who had the best relationship with her, knocked on the side and knocked on her again, and everyone had to give up.

I concluded: "In short, everyone live here with peace of mind, we will not change the green mountains, the green water will flow forever, and one day, we will still be a good man!"

Well, I don't even know what I'm talking about.

Xiaobei poked his head and came up, "Brother Yuan, it's illegal to engage in cults and pyramid schemes." After speaking, without waiting for me to answer, he picked up his chopsticks and greeted the pot.

After filling their stomachs, everyone began to toast each other, and the atmosphere climaxed again.

He Shen Zhao Gao sat in the corner pushing the cup and changing the lamp, exchanging the way of being an official, the two laughed from time to time, and occasionally pointed out by each other, showing a completely enlightened expression, and the eighteen pro-soldiers of Bai Qi were also unanimous when they drank, and soon drank Cao Cao's Huangchao, Cao Cao was not convinced, and shouted: "Lao Bai bullies, Zhao Gao, you call and call my three hundred pro-soldiers over!"

Okay, Cao Xiaoxiong learned to call people like this, this is the nirvana of street gangsters.

If you want to say that 18 is really good, after drinking Cao Cao's Yellow Nest, several little warriors exchanged glances at each other and began to toast Bai Qi in turn, the toast is quite old-fashioned, but it is very useful for the generals. What "the great general will make miraculous feats again", "lead my army of the Great Qin Tiger and Wolf to unify the six countries", "swear to follow the general"...... said with white eyebrows and smiles, cup after cup down, and his feet began to flutter.

Xu Xiaoman estimated that he had never seen such a bold drinker, and he was infected by the warm atmosphere, and said loudly: "It's rare to be so lively today, I want to open a bottle of treasure of the town store!"

I was startled, pointed to a bottle of yellow soup in the most prominent position in the wine cabinet, and whispered, "It can't be that fake XO, are you?

Xu Xiaoman glared at me and said, "There are two bags of cooking wine for 1 yuan, at most, it is expired, and it won't get in the way if you drink it, besides, I don't plan to give them this to drink, the good things are in it!"

In general, there is such a plot in novels: the heroine leads the male protagonist to a secluded room/corridor/alley (you can YY the specific scene yourself), and when there are only two people in this place, it is often the heroine who is hinting that something can happen.

Therefore, when Xu Xiaoman glanced at the small kitchen seemingly nonchalantly, I clearly felt that my heart skipped a beat.

Without hesitation, I followed her to the kitchen, and solemnly said to everyone, "Let's go get some more wine and come back later." ”

As a result, no one paid any attention to me. Only Zhao Gao's gaze crossed everyone and gave me a meaningful look.

Dead eunuch, what do you know?!

I followed Xu Xiaoman into the small kitchen, closed the door very tightly and inserted the crumbling latch on the door.

After I plugged in the latch and turned around, Xu Xiaoman was lying on a table and didn't know what to do, jeans outlined the rounded curve of her little buttocks, and she twisted it twice at the right time.

I swallowed.

It's a hint, isn't it?

I approached step by step, reaching out and almost touching a small part of her exposed waist. At this time, I hesitated, although we have known each other for several years, but she has just become my girlfriend, will it progress too fast?

The key is that the latch on the door is not strong, and a block like Huang Chao is likely to be able to push the door open with one finger.

Xu Xiaoman suddenly turned around and said, "What are you talking about?"

Seeing her silky eyes, I couldn't hold it anymore, and smiled: "Flower girl is working, are you still in a hurry?"

Xu Xiaoman simply straightened up, pointed to the gap between the table and the wall, and said, "The wine is in it, I can't reach it, you take it out." ”

Me: "......"

Girl, don't bring such a shaky person!