Chapter 35: Dirty

"This doesn't count! Brother Zhao knows that I love to eat green onion cakes, it's not difficult to guess!" I said confidently: "If you can say something that Brother Zhao doesn't know, I will believe you." ”

"What's so difficult about this?" Wang Xianren looked me up and down, and continued: "What I want to say about this, not only Lao Zhao, but even you don't know yet. ”

"Then you'd better tell me Jack Ma's bank card number and password. "I was poor, but I was not slacking off, so I led the two of them into a private room and motioned to the little waiter to leave us alone.

"What's so difficult about this," Wang Xianren stroked his beard calmly and said: "But it's useless to give it to you, no matter how high the level of the card is, the bank will send the money to the family." ”

I was surprised: "Such a cow?"

Wang Xianren smiled, "It's not, or I would have taken his money and spent it." ”

"Yes, old man, don't be poor. I turned to Zhao Gao and said, "Why do you have time to come here today? Don't you go to the underground passage to spy on the heavens?"

"Isn't this a serious matter, don't underestimate this Wang Immortal. Zhao Gao said with a smug face: "Our two hexagram stalls are not far apart, as soon as I arrived at the underground passage this morning, Wang Xianren calculated a hexagram, saying that I have a friend who has a store opening today, but there will be dirty things, bad things, and he is willing to help eliminate the disaster." I thought, isn't it your nightclub opening today? Hurry up and finally arrive, what's going on? What's wrong?"

How can anyone be so bold as to ask if something has happened? I was really speechless.

"Not yet. "Lao Zhao is also kind-hearted, I don't want to make people feel cold, so I have to answer honestly.

I don't have a good temper with this Wang Xianren, a typical charlatan!

"Wang Xianren, you said that something was going to happen to me here, when did you figure it out?" At this moment, I really put on the posture of the boss - always with a straight face!

"Hehe, don't be impatient, don't be impatient, that dirty thing is coming soon. "Wang Xianren was calm and relaxed, and directly ignored my attitude.

"Xiaoyuan, take out some of the delicious food and drink from you, our brothers haven't had breakfast yet. Zhao Gao leaned back on the sofa generously, especially not treating himself as an outsider.

"Okay, I'm going to give you both something to eat, something to drink?, wine or drink?" It's good to leave these two old gods here, I really want to go out and hide, lest I be fooled by the simplicity of waiting for a while.

"You'd better stay in this room. Wang Xianren said solemnly.

"Why?" I closed the door that had been opened, turned around, and looked him in the eye.

I hope my sincere eyes will wake up this old bastard who is teetering on the edge of sin!

"Because I'm in this room too, and I can protect you. ”

"Damn!" I have goosebumps!"Who will use you to protect you!Old man, I'd better send you back to the Fourth Hospital, right?"

The Fourth Hospital is our psychiatric hospital here.

I'm really a little afraid of this old man now, liars are not terrible, they can still earn money if they are cheated, and they are deceived by sex...... Ah, that's unlikely, but when you encounter a neuropathy, you can't guess the other party's lower limit at all! People just cut me twice without legal responsibility, and people with no civil capacity are the most terrifying existence in the world!

What should I do? It seems too unrighteous to leave Zhao Gao here alone, why should we leave that old man together?

I'm worried!

I secretly observed it with my peripheral vision, and after Wang Xianren volunteered to be a flower messenger, he sat cross-legged on the sofa and closed his eyes.

Seeing this, I hurriedly pointed at Zhao Gao and raised my chin towards Wang Banxian, which meant "Does this person have a problem with his brain?"

Zhao Gao was so smart, he immediately understood what I meant, and said loudly: "Xiaoyuan, don't think about it! Wang Xianren's brain is fine!"

At that moment, I really wanted to kill Zhao Gao first, and then hit the tofu and kill myself.

Wang Xianren obviously heard Zhao Gao's words, but he didn't even bother to move his eyelids in disapproval, but the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he smiled? I can't see it.

"It's coming!"

The two words were extremely short and powerful, and the voice was very low, but it was full of energy, and I couldn't hear that it was an old man's words.

Immediately after, Wang Xianren's eyes opened, and the person also bounced down from the sofa, his eyes as sharp as ...... Such as Huang Chao, comprehend the spirit, comprehend the spirit, and be so agile that I thought he was in vain.

Smack-smack-smack-

Four yellow runes were pasted by him in the corners of the box. Three talismans were pasted in succession on the crack of the door, one after another, and the patterns on the talisman were more complex than the other.

Is this a neurotic episode? Could it be that he is intermittent?

It all happened so suddenly, I barely realized anything.

Then, through the round glass on the door, I saw a face outside the door.

Skinny Monkey!

How did he get here?

I was a little confused by a series of questions, but soon, one thought took over my entire mind.

Don't let the skinny monkey see the scene inside the box!

I, Li Yuan, mingled with the two old fortune tellers, and put a bunch of ghost talismans in the house.

If this kind of thing spreads, not to mention a modern person like Li Teng, an ancient person like Bai Qi who had initial contact with modern culture, then they all have to despise me for "believing in feudal superstition", we can't afford to lose this person!

"Don't make a fuss, take it down!" I twisted my face and tried to pull the three paper talismans on the box door.

"Stop!" Wang Banxian shouted, and there was a tendency to swallow mountains and rivers.

He tugged at my arm, and I felt as if I had been hit by a liberation truck, and I flew over the coffee table and fell directly on the sofa.

How much effort does that take? I was completely confused.

Outside the door, the thin monkey happened to see me sitting on the sofa, smiled at me, raised his hand to push the door, and then, the door did not open.

He pushed hard twice, and finally simply pushed one shoulder against the box door. The door never moved, and as far as I know, the door of the City Light box is unlocked, and the door of any box can be opened if you push it from the outside or pull it from the inside.

The three talismans in the crack of the door, could it be the universe's super invincible powerful bubble gum?

After completing a precise throw, Wang Banxian obviously spent a lot of physical strength, he sat down beside me with a slight pant, and sighed: "It's really old!" and then asked, "Are you ready?"

"What?" I couldn't help but raise my arms in a defensive stance.

Wang Banxian said disdainfully, "Dirty thing, let you see it, but that thing looks too bad, you have to be mentally prepared." ”

"Come on!" "Grandma, I'm not even afraid of Hades, and I'm afraid of you as a charlatan?"

Wang Banxian didn't say much, and suddenly raised his hand and wiped it on my face, I was defenseless, and he wiped my face wet.

"Damn, did you not wash your hands after going to the toilet?!

After saying that, I made up for it myself, and my stomach was nauseous! This time I was really angry.

"Come on, see for yourself. After speaking, Wang Banxian raised his hand and pointed towards the door of the box.

I hatefully took out my phone and thought to myself: "It's been a great practice?" I'm going to use the big trick of gangsters to fight - call people! I have a couple of people there who can fight, and one of them has 18 bodyguards!

As I pulled out my phone, my eyes involuntarily glanced in the direction he was pointing.

Then, my phone fell to the ground. Scared off.

"Holy!"

If I hadn't had a particularly strong bladder, I would have been peeing my pants by now.