Chapter 26: Toilet Spring
Others quickly forgot about the episode and continued to drink.
Chang Xu sat on the chair, patted the dust on his body, lay on Li Xiuhua's ear, seemed to stick out his tongue and kissed Li Xiuhua's earlobe, and whispered: "What's the matter?
After Li Xiuhua put the chair away, she sat down, looking impatient and shy, and said angrily: "Dog, hurry up and drink."
After hearing this, Chang Xu was not angry at all, and turned to drink with everyone with a smile, it turned out that rural people were so casual when they joked.
Kong Changyi saw that it was almost his turn, and he felt even more dizzy at this time, so he decided to go out to breathe, and walked out of the room, feeling a little urinating.
Where are the toilets?
At this time, I found that I couldn't find a toilet, so I decided to look for it myself.
Generally, the toilets of peasant households are either built on the corner of the courtyard or at the back of the house, which is the influence of Kong Changyi on the countryside, because his hometown is like this.
Kong Changyi searched in the courtyard first, but he didn't find it, and he underestimated it in his heart, what was going on? Could it be in the backyard.
He touched the corner of the wall, and walked along the backyard in a row of seven or eight bungalows, the rooms were full of noisy drinking, it seemed that this restaurant was doing good business.
Kong Changyi bypassed the bungalow and found that there was a passage on the side leading to the back of the house, so he walked along this aisle to the back of the house.
There are some sundries in a mess less than 2 meters wide behind the house, there is a door next to it, Kong Changyi staggered through this door again, and there is still no toilet outside the door, but it is a road, and I don't know where it leads?
The restaurant is big, and the toilets are built far away, so I thought to myself, I have to keep looking.
There is an intersection in the distance, and the roadside is all black and walled, at that time, Kong Changyi silently thought in his heart why this hotel is so big, just like a palace, he has never been to the palace, he just thought so in his heart.
Continue to search, but there is a half-hidden door in front of the right, there is light inside, Kong Changyi walked directly to the bright place, this should be the toilet, entered the door, and found that it was open-air, how to repair it so well or open-air.
When I looked up closely, I realized that the light was coming from a toilet in front of me.
I thought I was really unheard, it turned out that there was a toilet in front, and I found out by the light that there was a row of toilets here, and the repairs were as high as a cave.
Kong Changyi was even more puzzled at that time, this hotel looked ordinary from the outside, why was it so luxurious inside, and there were so many toilets.
Kong Changyi stepped forward, and there was a man in a costume on the door of the men's toilet. This is really new, the first time I have seen such a men's toilet, it is also to make the women's toilet more elegant.
Kong Changyi directly pushed open the door, and the long black road made Kong Changyi unable to open his eyes under the sudden strong light, so he simply closed his eyes, quickly took out his genitals, and began to release water, and the sound of the water brought infinite comfort to the whole body.
When Kong Changyi looked up to enjoy the comfort of the bustling, he found that a large curtain was being used in front of him to put the gentleness between men and women under the bed, and white flowers, naked men and women were staged on the bed, and a picture of the spring palace was visible.
He was attracted by this unique toilet, or more precisely by the spring palace that was being staged on the curtain.
I almost forgot the comfort of releasing water, only the pleasure in my eyes, which quickly spread throughout my body.
Keep your eyes open and don't miss every second.
There are so many strange things in the world, and all kinds of things are unthinkable and unthinkable, but they really happen.
Kong Changyi didn't think that this kind of pornographic movie would be shown in the toilet at that time, and it was so realistic, I heard that there was a kind of 3D movie, and I thought that this was it.
I continued to be attracted by the excitement on the screen, and when I got to the wonderful place, I couldn't help but make a sound, and said to myself: "Why is this toilet so unique and emotional, when people go to the toilet, this kind of film is still played, it's really ......"
"Ahhh
I saw that the curtain was playing on the Spring Palace to become real, and when I came to the front, everything inside became real.
The bed was placed on the ground where he was standing, and the man and woman suddenly became real people, without a trace of wireless on their bodies, and they could see all the places clearly, and they looked at themselves on the bed, and the woman pointed at him with her finger.
Everything is so close that you can almost see it.
Kong Changyi, who was drunk, suddenly found the angry faces of men and women, and the man opened his mouth to curse, ready to get up and dress, looking like he was going to kill himself.
After the beautiful woman in the painting became a real person, she had heard it in ancient books, but at this moment it happened in front of her eyes.
Everything in the movie turned into real, I haven't heard of it, but I'll see you today.
Kong Changyi didn't have time to think about it, he lifted his pants with both hands and turned around and ran.
Making meat jokes is common to everyone, but being a thief is shameful, stealing things, and stealing people is even more.
The city people are the same, and so are the rural people.
Although rural people love to make meat jokes, they can't tolerate things that violate ethics, and once they are discovered, they will never be able to raise their heads.
Breaking into someone's house at night is usually regarded as a thief. Lying outside the window and eavesdropping on other people's couples' beds is called listening to the bed, which is regarded as shameful, and after being caught, it is also laughed at by the whole village, and even the family members can't raise their heads. What's more, breaking into someone's bedroom to pee, the couple is still staging the Spring Palace.
People get lost when they're in a hurry.
Kong Changyi was in a hurry at the time, just thinking about running, running aimlessly.
Ran out of the yard, did not dare to look behind, ran along the village laneway, turned left and right, in order to get rid of the people chasing behind, shuttled left and right, and finally arrived on the road.
At this time, I realized that the restaurant was 500 meters away from me.
It turned out that in a hurry, I forgot to tie my trouser belt and kept carrying it by hand.
In the process of running towards the restaurant, I ran to the restaurant while tying my trouser belt.
When I arrived in the backyard that day, I saw Li Xiuhua and a man standing in the yard talking about something.
When Li Xiuhua saw Kong Changyi, she asked anxiously: "Why did you go? Why did it take more than half an hour to come out?"
When Kong Changyi didn't know how to reply, the dog continued: "Kong Changyi saw that you hadn't come back for so long, and came out to look for you, but I didn't find it after looking around, and I was in a hurry."
Kong Changyi said embarrassedly: "I went to the toilet, and it took me a long time to find the toilet."
When he said this, Kong Changyi's heart was pounding, and the scene of white flowers made Kong Changyi's heart tremble.
Li Xiuhua smiled and said, "You've drunk too much, isn't that?" she said and pointed to a corner.
Following the direction of Li Xiuhua's finger, I saw a toilet.