I'm still a dirt bun, and the noodles of Li Bai Tianxia are much more in line with my appetite than the petty bourgeois dishes in the petty bourgeois restaurant. The two of us ate noodles opposite each other, and Li Baitian ate so much that when he was hot, he took off his T-shirt and threw it aside, and continued to eat shirtless.

I glanced at him, not thinking.

It is definitely not an unusual thing for Li Baitian to be shirtless in front of me. At first, I felt that there was such a mess of flesh whirring in front of me, the true nature of human nature, and I couldn't help but want to see it, and I felt guilty when I saw it, and I would order him to put on his clothes. It may also be that I have insight now, and I have seen too much nakedness.

He undressed in front of me, and I thought I was a sweaty pumpkin.

After eating, according to the usual rules, I have to wash the dishes, and the rice cannot be eaten in vain. While washing the dishes, Li Baitian leaned on the bar that separates the open kitchen and the living room, and asked gossipily, "How was the date today?" ”

I said, "Just like that." ”

"What are you talking about?

I put the washed dishes in the cupboard, skillfully tidying up the stove, and said in a very flat and casual tone, "Say let me be his girlfriend." ”

"Then you agreed?" asked Li Baitian.

I dried the dishcloth, washed the handle, and leaned back to the bar to face Li Baitian, and the water on my hands was uncomfortable, so I rubbed two handfuls directly on his bare shoulders. Then he replied, "Not yet, but our colleagues say that if the two of us go on like this, it will be a matter of time, is that the case?"

Li Baitian: "Of course not, what do you think is inappropriate?"

"It's quite suitable, if it's not suitable, I won't give him an appointment, but when I look at him, my heart doesn't beat at all. ”

"Those who don't jump are dead. Li Baitian made an exaggerated expression to refute me.

I said, "I just don't have that heartbeat anyway, but I think everything else is fine." ”

"Well, this, the fawn is bumping into something or something, that's what a girl does, it's not suitable for you to be an aunt. The total heartbeat is a disease, and it has to be cured. ”

I think he's talking gibberish and don't know what he's talking about.

Li Baitian still said the same thing, "If you think it's appropriate, you can do it everywhere, or I'll help you with the staff." ”

"How do you counsel?"

"You asked him to dinner, and then I went to dinner, didn't this happen by chance?"

Yes, the situation that Li Baitian said is reasonable. Two days later, Tang Xin asked me to eat again, and I personally picked a place to eat, which was a theme restaurant with a better atmosphere, and I had come with Li Baitian before.

Then I told Li Baitian the address and time of the restaurant, and Tang Xin and I sat down for less than two minutes, when Li Baitian, who was guarding the door, came in, pretending to be very surprised, standing next to me and looking at me and saying, "Alas, Xue'er, how about eating?"

"Ah, just arrived, yourself?"

Li Baitian nodded, Tang Xin glanced at Li Baitian and asked me, "Yourfriend?"

Li Baitian glanced at Tang Xin, probably a little disgusted by his behavior of dragging foreign texts, but since he was here to check, it was not good to have a seizure immediately, so he still looked at me with a smile.

I said to Li Baitian, "Why don't we go together, we haven't ordered food yet." Turning his head to look at Tang Xin, "Don't mind." ”

Tang Xin made a very Western gesture and said that he didn't mind. Li Baitian then sat down next to me, stretched out a hand, and greeted Tang Xin with a smile, "Li Baitian." ”

The two of them shook hands across the table, and the waiter who ordered the food came.

Although we are plotting a good thing today, but in the end the meal is still eating, Li Baitian is still rushing to rub Tang Xin's meal today, he has always been very thoughtful when he orders food, every time he eats with me, he will not pretend like other men, let the woman read the menu first, he always takes it very consciously.

And Li Baitian knows what I like to eat, that is, I don't like to eat, and I often eat with him, so I get used to eating. So our tastes are very similar.

Li Baitian pointed to the smooth location of the menu, "Hot and sour beef rolls." ”

The waiter was remembering, Tang Xin said, "It's not good for women to eat too much spicy." ”

Li Baitian turned his head to look at me, there was a trace of contempt in his eyes, but he was still very generous, and said to the waiter, "Then don't want it, fragrant pork liver." ”

Tang Xin said, "It's too greasy and affects sleep." ”

Li Baitian's face stiffened again, "That'...... Let's do it. ”

Li Baitian handed the menu to Tang Xin, his eyes were smiling, but I could vaguely hear the sound of thousands of grass and mud horses whistling past in his heart.

Tang Xin had various opinions, but he didn't order it himself, and handed me the menu again, "Ask Xue, what do you want to eat?"

I may not give Tang Xin a little face, so I handed the menu directly to the waiter and said, "Just the ones he said just now, thank you." ”

Tang Xin glanced at us and didn't say anything.

During the meal, Tang Xin was talking endlessly about the reality of his study abroad, how good it is abroad, and how the moon makes round. Then he sighed, if it weren't for his parents thinking about their son, he wouldn't have come back, he was very good abroad.

Li Baitian, especially looks down on the superiority of this turtle, of course, there are turtles in his circle of friends, and there are those who grew up abroad. I haven't seen a few people, I put foreign countries in my mouth all day long, everyone is still very low-key, foreign countries are good, and domestic praise is domestically, there is no need to deliberately praise or belittle which.

There was a table of guests next to him, eating and spitting phlegm, and people didn't spit on the ground, didn't they spit out paper towels. Tang Xin said that spitting in public was uncivilized, and Li Baitian was finally unhappy, "What's the matter, foreigners can swallow phlegm directly, isn't it more disgusting." ”

Tang Xin didn't answer, Li Baitian sneered contemptuously, couldn't help but start souring him, and said: "A friend of mine is in Japan, you know the etiquette in Japan, isn't it good when you come back." ”

Tang Xin retorted, saying that Japan can compare with his British Empire, so he added another sentence, "Japan is also morethanChina." ”

If it weren't for Li Baitian's recent bad English, he might not really understand, but now he can barely understand it, and said in a good voice, "It's all Chinese, can we say two words less bird language." ”

Tang Xin was angry, feeling that Li Baitian had insulted him, and began to drag foreign text again, "Youaresorude, ehavenothingtotalk."

Li Baitian frowned and asked me, "What did he say?"

Hmph, the translation is, you are too rude, Lao Tzu doesn't want to deal with you. But I didn't want to translate, so I smiled reluctantly at Li Baitian, but Tang Xin couldn't stand it anymore and said to me: "I'm sorry to ask Xue, let's stop here today, and make an appointment next time." ”

Then he glanced at Li Baitian unhappily, checked out and left.

Li Baitian held his arm and watched Tang Xin leave, "Hey, fake foreign devil." ”

Then he sat down opposite, did not spoil the meal, and continued to eat with his chopsticks. While eating, he said, "What else should I be, such a fake foreign devil, what kind of vision do you have Zhou Wenxue." ”

I said, "Do you say that people can be happy with the birds, this is not a foreign country that has just come back, and it is not suitable for it." ”

That's how I understand it, but Li Baitian can't understand it, and his evaluation of Tang Xin is just three words, "It's too hypocritical." Later, he added, "If you are looking for this, you might as well find Yuan Ze." ”

"Isn't Yuan Ze in the Great Japanese Empire? I said. Li Baitian glanced at me lightly, didn't want to say anything, and continued to eat.

After that, we didn't say anything about this meal, and the only thing I felt was that Li Baitian didn't like Tang Xin. But Li Baitian is not my parent after all, but Tang Xin's various pickiness, from my point of view, I can understand it, I just understand things too well, and I am very tolerant of others.

I originally thought that this would be it, if Tang Xin didn't provoke me, I would definitely not take the initiative to provoke him. But the next day, he came to me to apologize and said, "I'm sorry, I was too emotional yesterday and shouldn't have done that to your friend, after all, it's your friend." ”

I smiled reluctantly, and Tang Xin said that he hoped that my friend and I could give him a chance to apologize.

So after getting off work that day, we made an appointment with Li Baitian to go clubbing. I really didn't pay much attention to the conflict between the two of them yesterday, because when I knew Tang Xin, I knew that he had these stinky habits after staying abroad, and people chased me, which was to look up to me.

And Tang Xin chased me really after me, Starbucks coffee a cup a day, although I never pay attention to these, I also care about what is in the company, I heard that I have plans to continue my studies, and I also gave me a lot of ideas, foreign schools to choose or something.

But now I feel that living like this in Beijing is quite good, and I have no plans to go abroad for the time being.

Li Baitian saw Tang Xin for the second time, and the two of them still choked, so Li Baitian asked casually, "Where are your parents from, and what are you doing?"

Tang Xin said, "My parents are ordinary people, and they are still very healthy. ”

, whose parents are not ordinary people.

Li Baitian saw that Tang Xin didn't want to say it, so he explained, "Just ask." ”

Tang Xin smiled, "Wen Xue and I don't seem to have developed to the point of understanding each other's families. ”

"What do you mean by this, you are chasing our Xue'er, just chasing and playing?"

Tang Xin said: "I didn't mean that. ”

Li Baitian didn't want to deal with him again.

Tang Xin and I also chatted more normally, talking about some famous books or something, and Li Baitian couldn't interject if he wanted to.

Later, I talked about "La Traviata", I don't really like this work, but I can't say I hate it, and I can understand what the author wants to express. But Tang Xin has a lot of opinions about the Lady of the Camellias, and the most fundamental reason is that he is very disgusted with the setting and looks down on Margaret's background.

I said, "It's this kind of birth that highlights her tenacious and holy noble soul." ”

Tang Xin has already associated from literature to reality, he said: "Isn't it better to be holy and noble in itself than to be filthy and defiled." I look down on those casual girls, and I have sex with other men before I get married. ”

Li Baitian couldn't listen to it, and said faintly, "What age is this, didn't you come back from abroad?"

In fact, Tang Xin, who stays abroad, is generally an otaku, and the more he sees the world of flowers, the more he must insist on his purity. He said: "This kind of openness is a manifestation of moral regression, and I admire a woman like Wen Xue, who is independent, self-reliant, self-respecting and self-loving." ”

I could barely swallow the drink that came to my lips because I suddenly remembered that I wasn't a virgin either......

Li Baitian may also have remembered it, and said to Tang Xin, "Isn't it just a membrane, then the wife you will marry in the future will not be made up, do you know?"

"Anyay, she can lie to me, but she can't fool her moral conscience, and the condemnation that lies will bring is a punishment in itself. Tang Xin felt that what he said was very reasonable.

Li Baitian's face changed, it seemed that his psychological activities were very complicated, and he finally left a sentence, "Okay, you guys play first, I still have something to do." ”

I looked at Li Baitian's back, and for the time being, I didn't guess what he was burning today, so I said goodbye to Tang Xin, and went out with my bag.

Catching up with Li Baitian, I asked with concern and caution, "What's wrong?"

Li Baitian looked at me, his expression was still complicated, and finally evolved into a resoluteness, he said: "Zhou Wenxue, you remember, not every man has a virgin complex, that person fucking fart when he speaks, you know?"

I couldn't help but laugh when I looked at him as a serious bear.

Yes, I am not a virgin, there are indeed many men in this world who have a virgin complex, and I was worried before, because I couldn't get married because of this. But now that I've grown up, I'm not worried about this problem at all, what's the matter, having this complex means that he doesn't love me, a true love person, should be able to tolerate everything about himself.

So in the future, if he asks, I will have something to say, I can't accept it, it means that there is no fate.

So I think Li Baitian's reaction today was too great, and he patted him on the shoulder, "What's there, I don't feel at ease." ”

Li Baitian turned his face away and put away his displeased expression, "Also, don't care about this man in the future, what a thing." ”

However, after playing clubbing this time, I really have no patience with Tang Xin at all, and I don't plan to continue to understand it. He didn't realize what he was wrong about, why did I completely ignore him, and he was still pestering me.

Li Baitian made a ruthless move, driving his sister's Porsche every day, and picking me up from work at a fixed point.

Sitting in the luxury car, I was a little apprehensive in my heart and said, "This is not good, you are every day, and my colleagues see it and think that I have let people bag it." ”

Li Baitian chuckled and told me this truth, "If you can sit in a Porsche, this is your worth, and your worth is high, so those ordinary flies and mosquitoes dare not bite you, and if you really come to bite, that is true love." ”

I said, "Is that the case?"

Li Baitian didn't explain to me, he was wearing sunglasses in the sports car, and he was very windy, and said to me in a very honest tone, "Let's put it this way, if the man you are looking for in the future is not as good as me, can you swallow this breath in your heart?"

I said, "What's the matter with you?" ”

Li Baitian said: "I can't swallow it anyway. After thinking about it, "Besides, falling in love without the purpose of marriage is a hooligan, although I, Li Baitian, often play hooligan, whoever dares to play hooligan with you, I will fucking kill him." ”

At this moment, I suddenly felt that Li Baitian in front of me was very handsome, so I made a joke, grabbed Li Baitian's driving arm, leaned his head up, and said with a smile, "Why don't we play hooligans too?"

Li Baitian was stunned for a moment, and just wanted to say something, he picked up the earphone that linked the phone, "Hey, Lao Yuan." ”