"Yang Xiaofei, you say, is there a regret medicine in this world?"

Xiao Shaofeng's questions were thrown over one after another, almost knocking me out. I glanced at the screen suspiciously, and once again confirmed that it was Xiao Shaofeng who was talking to me.

In the past, Xiao Shaofeng's words could be interpreted by me at 360 degrees on both sides of the front and back, but now, I immediately pressed the "has nothing to do with me" button in my mind, took a breath, and said, "I don't open a pharmacy, how do I know?"

The other end of the phone was silent for a while, and Xiao Shaofeng didn't speak again. I estimated that he was in a bad mood and was ready to pour bitter water, but I knew his psychological tolerance, so I cleared my throat and said, "If it's okay, rest early." Good night. ”

"Yang Xiaofei......" Xiao Shaofeng suddenly said, "I said that your head is an elm head?

I was scolded again, I was looked down upon again. But why? I'm a baby to my mother, my little aunt. How did I get to Xiao Shaofeng, I'm a cheap bone?

I was furious in my heart, and replied viciously: "I also think I'm quite elm headed now, otherwise why can't I think about it like that, I have been enslaved by you Xiao Shaofeng for a few years! You should praise me now, praise me for becoming smarter, because since a certain year, a certain month, and a certain day, I, Yang Xiaofei, have decided that I want to turn over and be the master, and I will no longer be your little follower!"

"Tell the truth?" Xiao Shaofeng also roared on the phone, "Yang Xiaofei, you finally told the truth, what did you say before, saying that anyone at any time and anywhere will automatically rank behind Xiao Daxia, I only know now that you, like those women, like to coax me with nice words!"

His uncle's pot ball. He Xiao Shaofeng actually complained to me?

"Am I special in your Xiao Shaofeng's eyes? Where am I special in your Xiao Daxia's eyes? Since you see me as the same as them, you can't complain about what I said. Besides, Xiao Daxia, listen, I, Yang Xiaofei, am a woman, and the biggest characteristic of a woman is that she is fickle, you just treat me as Yang Xiaofei, and I have never said that sentence, is it done?" "Quarrel with me, actually quarrel with me, you forgot that I have been spinning behind your ass for five years, who is afraid of whom!"

"Okay, Yang Xiaofei, good you Yang Xiaofei!" Xiao Shaofeng said two good words in a row, and said: "I see through you now, your wings are hard now, right? You have found a backer now, right? Okay, you can hurry up and please him Lu Mochuan, right? You can worship and flatter him as much as you like, and release it as much as you like! I want to say no words in the future, I am not Xiao Shaofeng!"

"Why don't you say a word? Who do you think you are? Are you my dad or my uncle? They don't care about me, what are you meddling with?" I angrily ripped off the quilt and said while slippers: "I, Yang Xiaofei, am such a person, I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm uneducated, so go find your Bai Fumei as much as you want." ”

Red button, press and hold, hang up the phone.

What are you crying about? Directly pull the phone number into the blacklist, and you have to think about it. If you dare to send a message again, just reply directly to a blank message, let Xiao Shaofeng guess, and tell him clearly that the answer you want to know is invisible, amuse you!

We're all in charge, and we'll sing happily tonight.

Who knew that he Xiao Shaofeng still didn't know what to do, so he actually called me again. I calmly pressed the reject button and got into the bed.

Communication problems, not a small problem.

Maybe I should have understood that Xiao Shaofeng and I are from the central station, and I can't get a tie with it.

The channel is wrong, and everything is a problem.

Today, I, Yang Xiaofei, let him Xiao Shaofeng know that we are also capable of literature and martial arts.

After refusing to listen to the phone five times, Xiao Shaofeng finally didn't call again, and I lay quietly on the bed, with five flavors in my heart. I know that Xiao Shaofeng and I are destined to go in opposite directions.

There was no news of Xiao Shaofeng for two whole days.

Seeing that it is the New Year's Day holiday, and the old lady's deadly chain buckle has begun to ring non-stop, I have every reason to believe that more than half of the credit for this depends on my little aunt who is addicted to matchmaker disease. But I had a hard time, and it was not until there was no way to retreat that I reluctantly agreed to my mother's request.

After listening to my reply, the old lady immediately laughed on the other end of the phone, and then asked, "Is it too abrupt to invite Mr. Lu over in such a hasty way?"

"Agreed. ”

"It's okay, after she tastes my mother's specialty dish, I promise that she won't be able to run away. "Where is the old lady asking questions, obviously asking and answering herself.

The most terrifying thing was finally finalized, and when I called Mr. Lu, he was quite willing: "Auntie's cooking skills must be good, I must taste it." ”

The minority obeys the majority, and I have nothing to say. Fortunately, Mr. Lu understood my thoughts better, and only said that it was to help. I was grateful, and I thought about confessing to my wife and being lenient when I went back.

In order to make the old lady happy, Lu Mochuan and I deliberately took half a day to go to the mall, I chose a massage chair, and a blood pressure measuring device, Mr. Lu went to check out, was stopped by me, the shopping guide looked at us with a smile, but I didn't know that the two of us were not a couple.

After Xiao Shaofeng's trouble, I also figured out one thing. Maybe it's because Xiao Daxia is too domineering, so I have a good impression of Mr. Lu.

As everyone knows, it's just a contrast.

In the end, it seems that there is still a little bit of heat missing.

But I thought about it too. We are not very old now, we should focus on our careers, maybe one day we will win the lottery, and when the time comes, there will be no beautiful men in a row.

Thinking like this, the relationship between me and Mr. Lu was restored again. I also feel open, if I can be lucky enough to repay him one day, I am also a sword and a sea of fire, and I will not give up.

Mr. Lu is really a cultural person, and he talked about playing chess when he chatted with his father last time. As a result, they took me to the antique market and fell in love with a set of chess pieces made of natural agate.

I thought Mr. Lu was too polite, so I discussed this matter with him, but who knew that people were displeased, saying that they were friends in chess, and it had nothing to do with money.

I'm just a layman.

On the last day of December, Mr. Lu and I agreed to go home tomorrow morning, and then drove away after giving instructions on precautions. I stood alone at the window of my apartment, lamenting the passage of time.

Before you know it, another year has passed.

I think this year, I've really grown. Actually, I haven't mentioned one thing, about the metamorphosis between girls and women. That time, it was impulsive, but I was also thinking, in one hundred, what is the proportion of impulse and sincerity?

I hid my last self-esteem and didn't dare to ask Xiao Daxia this question.

After this year, I will let myself forget completely.

I think everything God makes us go through is to make us grow slowly. When I met Xiao Shaofeng, except that I was not very satisfied with the results, the process was still very pleasant, at least, I am no longer a fat man of one hundred and sixty pounds.

Early the next morning, Lu Mochuan came to pick me up, and before leaving, I sent a message to Xiao Shaofeng, first, to wish him a happy holiday. Second, thank him.

Thank you to this man, who taught me a lot.

What I didn't expect was that only ten minutes after the text message was sent, he actually called me.

When I grew up, I also understood that there are no absolutes in many things. There are no absolute enemies, no absolute friends. After thinking for a while, I still answered Xiao Shaofeng's call.

"Yang Xiaofei, what can't you think of? The text message is like a suicide note. Xiao Shaofeng's voice was hoarse, as if he had just woken up.

I laughed, "No, honestly." ”

"What the hell is wronged?" Xiao Shaofeng turned on the sneer mode again, but he didn't know that Mr. Lu was beside me.

"Got you down. I made a regretful tone and said, "He's right next to me, we've been fine." ”

"Then you still have the heart to text. Xiao Shaofeng was dissatisfied, and asked again: "So early, he is beside you?"

"Alright, I don't have time to be poor with you. I hesitated for a moment, smiled and said, "Goodbye." ”

"Wait," Xiao Shaofeng suddenly raised his voice and said, "Yang Xiaofei, ...... today Are you on vacation?"

"Huh?"

"Those words I said to you last time ......" Xiao Shaofeng opened his mouth and said, "If you drink too much, don't care." ”

"I didn't care. "Caring will only hurt you," I didn't take it to heart at all. ”

"That'...... Let's have dinner together today. I bought a movie ticket, it's a comedy you like. ”

Mr. Siu never watches comedy. This surprised me.

"Not today, I'm going back to my hometown. "If you had asked me to watch a movie earlier, perhaps, I would have agreed," Xiao Daxia's time is so precious, I won't delay it much. Good bye. ”

ps: Tomorrow, will there be a big *? I won't spoil it! If the ticket comes to the bird, I'll think about it. Good night everyone~