Chapter 51: Tricks
"Landlord, the methods are all floating clouds, simple and rough is the king!"
"Landlord, why do you want to do so much? Just one word, hit! The so-called beating brother should be done as soon as possible, and it will not be able to be beaten when it is late!"
"Don't hit the head, after you beat you stupidly, he will bully you more brainlessly, and if you can't marry a daughter-in-law, you will become a burden to you, so you will fan your buttocks, soft and meaty, and it will be cool!"
"I couldn't beat it anymore, so I practiced taekwondo, hahaha!"
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Looking at these comments that had become simple and rude, Tian Tian smiled.
What netizens said makes sense, the Shenma method is all floating clouds, and violence is king.
Besides, she, a seventeen-year-old high school student, can't beat a primary school student?
And this guy pretends to cultivate every day. It must be in the late stage of secondary disease, and you will be fooled if you are a little excited!
"Hey, hey, baby, you're going to fuck your ass!"
Shrinking his neck and laughing, Tian Tian got up and went out and came to Zhang Long's room.
When kicking the door open. She found that Zhang Long was really meditating on his knees again, and he was almost incorrigible, and she felt even more sure in her heart.
"Seeing that you are smiling so insidiously, you don't want to die again, do you?" Looking at Tian Tian, Zhang Long asked leisurely.
Tian Tian raised his neck, looking like you guessed correctly. Provocatively: "Zhang Long, you cultivate so much every day, you must feel that you are very powerful, do you dare to fight with me?"
Zhang Long almost burst into laughter, glared at the other party and said, "Fight?" are you sure?"
Tian Tian's eyes also lit up, the second middle school boy was really fooled, raised his eyebrows and said: "Of course!
"Hehehehehe......"
Zhang Long laughed out loud, feeling that this stupid eldest sister was going farther and farther on the road to death, and she never looked back.
As the head of Wujimen, what kind of money is spent and pretending to be forced is a side hustle, fighting is the specialty, this side hustle can't be compared, and you still want to challenge the profession?
……
A moment later, the older and the younger sneaked out onto the lawn of the courtyard.
Under the reflection of the living room lights, Tian Tian's upper body is a white crop top vest, white ultra-short pants on the lower body, white sneakers, slender and white long legs, with a delicate face, sharp short hair, the whole is refreshing and neat, which is very suitable for fighting.
Zhang Long is also very simple, a pink Peppa Pig vest, yellow Donald Duck pants, a pair of pink adult slippers worn by his mother, plus the small arms and legs, giving people a feeling of grandma growing up and having difficulty moving.
"Xiao'er, you are too blind with confidence, you don't dare to say anything else, when it comes to fighting, you have to eat for a few more years. Looking Zhang Long up and down, Tian Tian said, and at the same time moved his wrists and ankles, and his posture was quite in place.
A primary school student fights with her, and she has no advantage, and she is dressed like a little old man, so she has absolute confidence.
Zhang Long maintained his usual calmness, holding a hand behind his back, and chuckled: "Fight is not comparable, Bibi is not fighting, come on." ”
"Ahh......h
Suddenly glaring and roaring, Tian Tian pulled out his legs and rushed out.
Under the light, the slender legs were walking in the inner figure, and the slender hands were in the shape of claws, waving wildly in front of them, like a tigress descending the mountain.
However, it is of no avail.
"Whew...... Plop!"
Zhang Long's original figure was not moving. didn't see any movement, so he suddenly flashed to the side, and at the same time, his little feet reached out and tripped Tian Tian slightly.
Tian Tian flew up, then threw himself down, and came to a face brake.
Looking at the green lawn in front of her, she was stunned, this elementary school student, walking shaky, fighting is so agile?
Zhang Long was looking down at Tian Tian's buttocks, and said leisurely: "I thought you were a king, but I didn't expect you to be a king." You call this a fight? I don't know, I think you're going to throw yourself into your arms!"
Tian Tian pricked his heart, pursed his red lips, and roared again.
"Ahh......h
Suddenly getting up, she rushed towards Zhang Long again, and this time she changed her moves, wanting to use her long legs to attack!
Sister's long legs of more than one meter are taller than you, and when your sister's toes poke into your nostrils, your hands can reach your sister's knees at most, how to fight?
So, when she was more than a meter away from Zhang Long, she raised her foot and kicked towards Zhang Long's door.
Then her ankle was grabbed by Zhang Long, and then. Zhang Long's figure suddenly floated back, and Tian Tian came to a volley!
With one foot in Zhang Long's hand and one foot on the ground, Tian Tian fixed in a split posture, and a pair of beautiful eyes were round.
Because Zhang Long's reaction just now was so weird, he didn't see how he moved at all. The whole person floated back two steps, and with the appearance of holding one hand behind his back the whole time, it was as light as a ghost!
"Wow......"
At this moment, Zhang Long's mouth suddenly opened into an O-shape, and his black eyes looked at Tian Tian's big white legs into the super shorts.
Tian Tian immediately blushed!
At such a close distance, it is another splitting posture. At this moment, you will see the light!
"Ah...... Dead pervert!"
With a scream, Tian Tian forcibly withdrew his long legs, and then took a few steps back to feel safe.
Zhang Long still looked shocked, looked at Tian Tian in amazement, and said, "You don't even wear anything inside?"
Tian Tian's face was so red that it was about to drip water, and it wasn't that she wore less for the convenience of fighting. Who would have thought it would be this result?
"You, you've practiced martial arts?"
Forcibly keeping his composure, Tian Tian changed the topic.
Zhang Long's movement floating backwards just now is definitely professional!
"Hmm. Zhang Long raised his eyebrows in response.
Tian Tian narrowed his eyes, "You still teach martial arts in elementary school? Which teacher who lacks virtue came up with it, isn't this a bad child?"
Zhang Long shook his legs leisurely. It means you can't take care of it.
Tian Tian took another deep breath, and at the same time raised his head with his chest up, made a high-end mysterious posture, and said word by word: "It seems that I have to use my trick!"
Speaking of this trick, she has infinite confidence in her heart.
When she was a child, her parents taught her a lot of martial arts skills. But because her parents were not at home all the year round, she was too lazy to practice and wasted it, but there was a trick because the movements were cool and handsome, so she kept it and became her trick.
And so far, no matter who her opponent is. None of them were defeated!
Zhang Long is also interested, pull it out!
"Little pervert! Let you see the real kung fu!"
Suddenly, Tian Tian let out a deep sigh and rushed out again.
Running quickly to Zhang Long's two meters away, she suddenly jumped up, and her left leg bent her knee and hit Zhang Long's chest.
Zhang Long raised his hand slightly. Make a block move.
Tian Tian smiled, he was really fooled, he also practiced martial arts, and his tricks against me were nothing more than that!
At the same time as her heart was excited, her left knee, which had been hit forward, suddenly changed to push forward with the ball of her foot, at the same time. The right leg, which was already ready to attack, bent his knee and slammed into Zhang Long's door at a faster and faster speed.
There is reality in the void, the left and right are attacked, there is no way to avoid it, it is worthy of being a trick!
The corners of Zhang Long's mouth hooked up a wicked smile.
This trick is indeed quite ruthless for mortals, but for him, it seems very clumsy.
The important thing is that this stupid eldest sister clearly knows that he is a child, and she still uses such a ruthless move. I need to teach you a lesson!
"Whoa!"
Zhang Long, who was originally standing, suddenly had a split!
Tian Tian, who was still in the air, was stunned again!
This split is too neat, she knows that the child's muscles and bones are soft, but it is not so soft, it is like it has not grown!
And the reaction speed of this little guy. Her left foot was only 0.01 centimeter away from her abdomen, and she could react in such a desperate gap?
In the end, it was the subtlety of this split, which actually resolved her trick without any difference, kicking her left foot into the air, and the knee of her right leg also hit the air because the other party was sitting on the ground!
For so many years. Her tricks have never been broken, but I didn't expect to be broken by a child today, and it was so neatly broken!
But that's not all.
As soon as Tian Tian, who was in the air, jumped over the top of Zhang Long's head, he suddenly felt that his left ankle was caught, and then the force of a beast struck!
The power beyond cognition frightened Tian Tian's heart almost jumped out.
A primary school student. How could there be such a terrifying power?
But she didn't have time to think about it, so she was stopped by Zhang Long and hugged her!
The tender branch-like arm clamped Tian Tian's willow waist, and Zhang Long's other small hand called out towards the buttocks.
There was a snapping sound.
Tian Tian's face immediately turned red, and he wanted to die of shame!
How can this be? Isn't it even possible to beat a schoolboy? Doesn't it say that boys will have more strength than girls after the age of 10?
The most important thing is that she didn't wear anything inside, Zhang Long's little hand was pumped up, and it felt so clear and hot, don't be a man!
So she understood a truth, in the future, when fighting, she must wear more!
"What are you two doing?"
At this moment, Chen Tong, who was woken up, walked out and watched his son holding Tian Tian and spanking him, Rao is Qingqi brain hole couldn't accept it, the current child, no matter how big or small, is not worry-free!
Zhang Long didn't stop just because his mother came out, he looked at his mother and said, "Mom." My sister said that she was uncomfortable and had to be beaten by me, I was so kind, I could only help with this!"
Chen Tong was stunned, looked at Tian Tian with eyes that were almost frightened, and said, "Tian Tian, yes." Is that so?"
Tian Tian was already teary-eyed, raised his eyes to look at Chen Tong, and nodded against his will, "Hmm......"
That "um" word, there are endless words of suffering!
"Oh my God!" Chen Tong exclaimed, feeling that he couldn't ignore it anymore, so he hurriedly stepped forward to separate the two, and at the same time glared at Tian Tian anxiously and said, "Tian Tian, your illness is not light! I must see a psychiatrist tomorrow!"
Tian Tian didn't answer, she just wanted to find a corner where no one was there and cry.
……
The next day was Monday, and it was time for school.
Early in the morning, Tian Tian drove Zhang Long to school.
As for seeing a psychiatrist, she doesn't want it, and it's not really psychologically distorted!
One big and one small two people sit in a luxury car, the morning sun falls on their faces, harmonious and comfortable.
Everything looked very ordinary, but Tian Tian didn't dare to look at Zhang Long from beginning to end, as if there was no one sitting in the co-pilot.
"Hey, hey, what's going to be better today?"
Zhang Long suddenly looked at Tian Tian expectantly, and laughed cheaply.
Tian Tian suddenly felt creepy, only to feel that Zhang Long's smile was a devil bewitching people's hearts, so he moved his body to the side and said, "Get out!"
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