Chapter 123: Fooling
Lin Chaoge's so-called home is just a room, with a bed and a table in it, which is the standard configuration of this kind of rental house.
In addition, Lin Chaogao bought a suggested dust cloth for assembling the wardrobe, and the rest was a boiling kettle, and then there was nothing else.
Working outside the home, this is already a very good living environment.
The floor is concrete, and you don't need slippers to enter the house.
But Gong Xi's high heels stepped on the concrete floor, and let out a gurgling knock on life, and he couldn't help but tremble, hitting the bottom of the man's heart.
Looking around the room, Gong Xi sat on the stool next to him very casually.
"Let's talk about it!" Gong Xi took out a book that Lin Chaoge bought on a whim next to him, the first book to learn feng shui for home luck, business luck, and feng shui.
"What do you say?" Lin Chaoge is really a little blind, just say a sentence without a beginning or an end, the ghost doesn't know what to say.
"Okay, don't pretend, you can communicate with animals, you can be invisible, how many things are you hiding from me!" Gong Xi looked at Lin Chaoge with a smile, as if she had seen through everything about Lin Chaoge
Hearing Gong Xi's words, Lin Chaoge was taken aback.
However, after thinking about it, I understood that yesterday's events were indeed too weird, including her own invisibility, and it was not difficult to infer that she did not come to the company today, and she should have accompanied Zhao Yingyue.
After all, the scene of saving Zhao Yingyue at that time could not stand scrutiny
Although he was blindfolded by Zhao Yingyue in the end, he thought that this trick was very clever at the time, but afterwards, isn't this fate, and there are no three hundred taels of silver here.
"That, can you not say it? It's you, what's the matter, you walked out of the hotel today, it means that you broke up with your boyfriend!"
The best way to let go is to attack, and Lin Chaoge took the initiative to throw his own questions to divert the topic.
"It's a matter of time before I break up with Jiang Shan, and besides, being his girlfriend is just a deal, don't divert the topic!" Gong Xi was not a fool, and immediately understood what Lin Chaoge meant.
"Deals, what deals, can I know, boyfriends and girlfriends can also make deals?"
"Why can't we, why don't we make a deal too? You answer my question, I'll be your girlfriend?"
Gong Xi's attitude is like a child playing at home, I will play the husband, you will play the wife, and she will play the mistress.
"You think it's acting?"
"Isn't life just a play, husband and wife are just legal prostitutes, I play your wife and you play my husband, play it well and grow old together, if you don't play it well, you go back to your own home, how about it, why don't we play it once?"
"Don't!" Lin Chaoge immediately refused, "I'm very simple, I can't play your rich man's game"
"Phew!"
Gong Xi said directly.
"It's so simple to peek at other people's baths, peek at what colors they are wearing!" Gong Xi had a disdainful expression.
This time it scared Lin Chaoge again.
"How do you know?"
"Do you still need to ask, you live so close to Han Yulin, you can see through, and naturally you have to peep!"
“......”
Lin Chaoge felt that he was recruiting too fast.
Chat with another woman, and sooner or later your secrets will be revealed.
"I'm just curious, who are you, what skills do you have, how can a person be omnipotent!" Gong Xi suddenly leaned forward, "Moreover, my aunt told me that my life is in your hands, and the reason why my cancer is getting better is also because of your last acupuncture, I forgot about it, you also used acupuncture to save a pregnant woman at that time!"
"Bye, I'm going to take a bath, you can go back, if your car is on the table!" Lin Chaoge didn't plan to pay attention to this woman, and as he spoke, he changed his slippers and picked up the basin and towels next to him.
As a result, as soon as he moved like this, Gong Xi immediately stepped forward, grabbed Lin Chaoge's arm with a big grappler, twisted it vigorously, and pressed Lin Chaoge on the bed.
"Believe it or not, I'm going to strip you naked right now, and then I'm running out and calling you insulting me!"
"You ......"
Lin Chaoge was pressed on the bed by Gong Xi and couldn't move.
This woman, this is not a hooligan.
I'm not afraid that women are educated, but I'm afraid that women are educated, martial arts, and hooligans.
"It hurts, it hurts!" Lin Chaoge hurriedly exhaled in pain, "I don't beat women, otherwise you would have been lying on the ground by this time!"
"I believe this, but now that you are in my hands, do you say it or not!"
"What do you want me to say!"
"Who the hell are you?"
"Lin Chaoge!"
"Who is Lin Chaoge?"
"Lin Chaoge is me!"
"You can communicate with animals, you can see through invisibility, you can ......"
"Well, I'll admit it, I recruited it, it's all fake!"
Lin Chaoge looked like he was crying bitterly.
"What's fake?"
"Forehead ......"
Lin Chaoge thought for a moment.
'Communication with animals is fake, stealth is fake, the big yellow dog is fed by me, I often buy buns for it to eat, so it is normal for him to listen to me, our communication is fake, who have you ever seen can communicate with animals, you really believe it, as for stealth, it is even more impossible, if I can be invisible, I am stupid, I will run up like that, and I will be pointed at the head with a gun, how good it is for me to be invisible!"
Ay?
Don't say it, it's really like that!
Involuntarily, Gong Xi relaxed his grip on Lin Chaoge's hand, and Lin Chaoge quickly broke free, and the painful activist was on his shoulder.
"You women are really easy to deceive, you can believe everything, Zhao Yingyue and I were outside the window at the time, the reason why the killer pretended not to see was because he knew that it was too late to kill us, he had to get out, otherwise even if he killed Zhao Yingyue, he wouldn't be able to leave!"
"Think about it, is this an example, as for tracking with yellow dogs, police dogs don't have to be rhubarb, and people can also detect drugs, and guide dogs...... Rhubarb, that's a piece of!'
"So what do you mean...... You can't be invisible, and you don't know beast language!"
"Nonsense! If I would have been invisible, I would have run in front of you at this time, and you can still catch me? I went to take a shower, and I didn't bother to explain to you, what, are you really going to be my girlfriend? When I finish taking a shower, we, hehehe......" Lin Chaoge pretended to be a hooligan and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth.
Seeing Lin Chaoge's reaction, Gong Xi hurriedly jumped up, she was pretending to be bold just now, but when it comes to getting down to business, she is more timid than anyone else!
grabbed the car keys and ran out!
"Hey, drive slower by yourself! Don't come to the company to bother me in the future, bye-bye"!
Lin Chaoge waved his hand at Gong Xi happily, and finally fooled over.
It's a little dangerous.,It looks like I'm really going to leave.,If it goes on like this.,Sooner or later, you're going to be exposed.。。
After taking a cold shower in the courtyard outside, Lin Chaoge quickly returned to his room.
It's ten o'clock, and there are still two hours left, and he hasn't eaten chicken today!