After several months, the teahouse still retains the mess caused by the final scuffle, the wooden screen is broken, the tea table falls to the ground, and the tea stains leave a mottled mark on the tatami mats.

"What's that...... It's a bit messy. "I looked around and concluded my remarks.

Xu Xiaoman kicked the broken tea bowl on the ground, "This gift is really ...... Caught off guard. ”

"Don't like it?" I tried to keep my voice as calm as possible, but my heart was extremely nervous.

"Like. Xu Xiaoman smiled, his eyes curved into crescent moons, "I just don't understand, why would you want to give me a teahouse." ”

"I just think it's much better than the wine you brew, and it's too condescending not to open a teahouse. ”

Xu Xiaoman slapped me on the arm, "I didn't make the wine." ”

I hugged her and said, "I just want to find a place for the two of us to retire, and when my hair is gray in the future, you make me a pot of tea, and I will read you a few pages of a book, and most of the day will be consumed. ”

Xu Xiaoman sneered, "If you are poor, you will be." ”

I took out my household registration book and said, "My brother is serious, in order to respond to the call to get a certificate at any time, my brother's household registration book is always with me." ”

"Originally, I made up my mind to get a certificate with you, but now it seems that ......" Xu Xiaoman looked at me as if he was an alien, "If you have a disease, you have to think about it." ”

"Don't mind, brother has been cheated by the Wang Immortals!" I shouted.

"What do you mean?"

I gritted my teeth and said: "Before I go out this morning, he has to calculate a hexagram for me, and after the calculation, he will say that Yintang is in estrus, which is a sign of getting married, so that I must carry the household registration book, so as not to miss the marriage." ”

Xu Xiaoman laughed: "Yintang is in estrus...... Ahaha...... Hahaha...... Yintang ...... estrus ......" turned to shame and said: "Actually...... He's pretty accurate. ”

I said, "It's better to hit the day than to choose a day, right? ”

Xu Xiaoman: "What exactly do you want to say?"

Me: "Let's get the certificate now." ”

When I returned to the Internet café, a group of hellish visitors were eating mutton steamed buns, and Shen learned to order takeout, I opened the two red marriage certificates, took a photo, and posted it in the circle of friends, and after a while, the WeChat group exploded.

He Shen: Look at the circle of friends!

Wang Xianren: Hehe, @李远我算得准吧? This time, you will give 88% off, and it will only cost 998 if you count a marriage, as long as 998!

Zhao Gao: What happened?

Cao Cao: Xiaoyuan, this is ...... Big wedding?

Daji: Brother Xiaoyuan didn't inform me a word, it's really getting more and more angry, and the Lun family is worried......

Black: Congratulations

Bai Qi: [Red envelope] Give Xiaoyuan's share of money, you are not allowed to rob it

Li Yuan: Brother Bai is the best for me, Brother Bai, you are too open

[System message: He Shen received the red envelope issued by Bai Qi]

Li Yuan: Damn! and the old thief don't bring this!

He Shen: [embarrassed] I'm sorry, but I grabbed it

Zhao Gao: I'm going to break the news! Lao He added more than a dozen red envelope groups

White up: double double!

He Shen: I spit out [red envelopes] twice as much as my share of money and Lao Bai's money

Huang Chao: Who's the big wedding?

Li Yuan: Me

Huang Chao: Yes, yes, the man should get married

Li Yuan: ......

Ximenqing: I rely on Li Yuan, you are actually married, master, I am suave and suave, Yushu Linfeng has no partner, why did you get married first? No, no, no, I have to find Jin Lian quickly, where are you where are you, you are so ruthless, leave me alone......

Win Construction: I just happened to pass by, Brother Simon, you are typing so fast

Li Ergou: Congratulations, Brother Xiaoyuan!

Zhang Tieniu: I like sugar, I like sugar, I like sugar

……

Wu Zetian: Grandma doesn't have anything to give you, so I'll make you the king of Qi, and in the future, all the land of Qilu will be under your control, and there will be 10,000 households

Li Yuan: Empress Xie!! do you think the state can demarcate the boundary of Shandong to me?

Wang Xianren: Wait for the old man to calculate a hexagram for you

Huang Chao: [Red Envelope] I wish the newcomers a long life

Li Yuan: Thank you, Brother Huang

[System message: He Shen received the red envelope issued by Huang Chao]

Cao Cao: Lao and your hand speed is really ......

He Shen: [aggrieved] Lao Huang didn't say that the red envelope was for Xiaoyuan, and others couldn't grab it

Huang Chao: Where did you go tacitly at this time?

He Shen: Who knows it to you, I only have a soul with @Zhao Gaoxin, who is full of bad water, right?

Zhao Gao: You get out of !!

He Shen: Pay attention to the quality of chatting

Zhao Gao: You curled up on the ground and tossed backwards!!

Ximenqing: Li Yuan, our single dogs have been hurt, you have to compensate us, at least one meal, not three meals, and you have to send candy and drink wine, hey, I have to go on a date later

Wang Xianren: Xiaoyuan, I have a wedding divination package here, which is simply tailor-made for you, including choosing a good day and auspicious day, inviting a son Guanyin, choosing a house to see feng shui, and mediating services for emotional discord after marriage...... Bao Jun is satisfied, as long as 1999, as long as 1999!

Li Yuan: Curled up on the ground and tumbling backwards!!

Wu Zetian: By the way, Xiaoyuan, what are you going to do with your wedding? Once in a lifetime, grandma has to give you a beautiful scenery

Li Yuan: We plan to travel and get married, and we will leave in two days

I was typing, trying to explain what it means to travel and get married, Li Teng's phone call came in, I picked it up, and the other party yelled urgently: "Uncle, you are fast enough!"

I said, "Your uncle and I will make a move when it's time to make a move." ”

After a few poor words, Li Teng Zhengse said: "Are you free?" Send me your card number, and I will give you the dividends after the opening, more than 300,000 yuan." ”

I excitedly said, "So much?"

"That is, what are we bothering to do if we don't make money. Li Teng was not without pride, and then said: "Uncle, I'm really embarrassed, you want to use a house when you get married, but I asked you to mortgage the house." ”

I patted my chest and said proudly: "Who made me an elder, it is my obligation to support the younger generation to start their own business out of the background of the underworld!"

Li Teng said again: "I heard Su Su say that you two are going to travel and get married, are you in a hurry?"

As soon as he reminded me, I remembered the entanglement of Xu's mother and the family of three, and asked, "Have you heard of Brother Biao? ”

"I haven't been a big brother for many years," Li Teng said with vicissitudes of life, "I haven't heard of it, but I can help you inquire, by the way, why are you suddenly interested in a gangster?

Look, although Li Teng has not been a big brother for many years, he still has a burning gossip heart about everything on the road.

"Bullying me, sort of," I said helplessly: "He's Xu Xiaoman's younger brother!"

"Huh?" Li Teng obviously had a short circuit in his brain.

"Half-father, and this younger brother has nothing to do with each other except for reaching out for money, Xiaoman was tortured enough by his stepfather's family, I want to have an end. I said.

Li Teng obviously hadn't reacted yet, and said slowly, "That's ...... Uncle, what do you mean?"

"As long as he doesn't come looking for trouble. ”

Li Teng thought for a moment and said, "Come on, uncle, wrap me up, count it as my wedding gift to you." ”

Well, it's probably the most domineering wedding gift I've ever seen.