473: Do you have nightmares like this every day?
After eating, Su Chen retreated from the room, and the family packed up the off-road vehicle for the next stop, but the two monks came to them and said Amitabha.
Yang Yiru was kind-hearted, and she also folded her hands and saluted them.
"What do the two masters do?"
Monk Tianyu said again and again: "That, now you have also seen it, I am homeless. ”
Su Chen smiled: "Then you can go to the government to receive subsidies, they will take care of you." ”
The little monk continued: "But the government can't control these chaos at all. ”
Su Chen: "You are just monks who are powerless, how can those people embarrass you?"
Tianyu thought for a while: "Donor, if I tell you the reason, can you take in my nephew to avoid this critical moment temporarily?"
"Forget it, we don't look for trouble. Su Chen smiled: "Aren't the monks traveling all over the world as their home?
The little monk came to Su Luoluo: "Donor, little monk, I usually do laundry and cooking." ”
"Tell me what's going on? My mom is in charge of the kitchen at home. Su Luoluo rolled her eyes.
Tianyu was a little anxious, at this time, if he let this master go, it would be too late for those warriors to come down from the Lada Palace and find his nephew.
"Donor, save people and send the Buddha to the west to the sky. Monk Tianyu said to Su Chen: "Saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter"
Su Chen asked Yang Yiru teasingly: "Wife, is there still a shortage of rice at home?"
Yang Yiru said with a smile: "Look at you two and blame the pitiful, then come with us." ”
"Thank you two donors, but you don't need two people, just take my nephew away, and I have to stay and properly arrange the endgame here." Monk Tianyu said.
"Uncle Shi, it's very dangerous for you to stay. ”
"Don't be afraid, they won't embarrass us ordinary monks, but you have to run away as far as possible, remember. Tianyu said to the little monk.
The little monk gritted his teeth, a little reluctant and unwilling.
"If you want to go together, let's get in the car. Su Chen poked his head out of the window and said.
"Let's go. Remember your mission, learn your skills and come back to take over the mantle of the master's robe!"
The little monk nodded: "Yes, Uncle Shi!"
Then he got into the off-road vehicle and was surrounded by two sisters and brothers, one left and one right, and the three of them sat in the back seat of the car.
The car left the snowy mountains in Sichuan, and seeing the little monk's sullen appearance, Su Luoluo talked to him.
"Little monk, what do you call it?"
"The name of the law is wise. ”
Su Luoluo: "Do the monks of your Rada Palace eat fasting and chant Buddha like other monks?"
The little monk raised his head and looked at the family of four, and then said in embarrassment: "Every festival, big fish and big meat are still indispensable." ”
Yang Yiru smiled slightly in the passenger seat.
Su Luoluo also smiled: "What about the wine?"
"Drunken dreams and deaths race against living immortals. The little monk said frankly.
Su Luoluo couldn't help but laugh out loud.
While driving the car, Su Chen turned around and said to the two monks: "First of all, since you said that you were chased and killed by people in the rivers and lakes, then you have to disguise yourself, you can't show yourself as a monk, and ah, your bald head is too dazzling, you have to let it grow hair." ”
The wise monk was anxious: "Uncle, I don't want to be vulgar." ”
Yang Yiru finally couldn't help laughing: "Who made you vulgar, isn't this monk also a cultivator?"
Su Luoluo nodded and said, "It's okay if you don't want to have long hair, wise child, find me a few wigs to get a kill Matt style, right?"
The wise Amitabha Buddha sighed, seeing that Su Luoluo was not too old, he actually teased himself, he asked, "How old are you?"
"Eight years old. ”
"Little monk, I'm nine years old, please don't call me a little friend. Wise corrected.
Su Luoluo smiled and said, "Have you ever gone to school or studied?"
Wise: "Uh...... Teach yourself how to do it in the Lada Palace?"
Su Luoluo: "Do you have a graduation certificate, and is it recognized by the state?"
Wise: "Uh...... That's not it. ”
Su Luoluo: "Then that's not wrong, I'm more knowledgeable than you, and you're no different from the guy next to you when you first arrive, so ah, you're still a little friend to me, good, don't deny it." ”
Su Hao patted Wise on the shoulder and said sympathetically: "Brother Wise, don't compare yourself with a scholar and a precocious girl, otherwise you will always have a lot of reasons for this world." ”
Wise looked at Su Hao in surprise: "Little donor, have you also read a book?" What you said is a bit reasonable and profound. ”
Su Hao laughed and said, "After you live in the shadow of a scholar, it's impossible for you to become a stupid person." ”
The Wise Monk's Lada Palace costume was changed, and his colleague's long hair could only be maliciously put on a fluffy wig by Su Luoluo because it hadn't grown yet, which made Wise very uncomfortable, and he always felt that his head was not airtight.
After leaving Sichuanzang, Su Chen said to Wisdom: "First of all, we don't just ask about everything about your Rada Palace, but we don't help you for no reason, but because you are still young, we can allow you to stay with us, and you can leave whenever you grow up, but you have to adapt to our life during this period." ”
Wise nodded and said, "I won't eat and drink in vain, if you need any help, just say hello, don't be polite." ”
Yang Yiru smiled and said: "I see that you recite a lot of Buddha, and I don't want you to do any rough work, you usually help Auntie and me watch these two troublemakers, just use your Buddha to influence these two naughty boys." ”
Su Luoluo pouted: "He himself is still a fake and immodest monk, and you still let him influence the two of us." ”
Wise felt that he was fully qualified for this job: "Don't worry, Aunt Yang, I will take care of Sister Luoluo and Brother Su Hao in the future." ”
In fact, he was wrong, wrong, wrong, and a few years later, he realized that he was so deeply harmed by these two sisters and brothers that he forgot that he was a monk.
Of course, that's an afterthought.
When he first came to the next stop at Disney Amusement Park, the wise monk immediately couldn't calm down.
When he was dragged by Su Luoluo to get down on the roller coaster, his face was pale, his eyes were stunned, and his legs were weak, and Su Luoluo was very happy to watch.
"Brother Wise, I'm so scared. She teased.
Wise trembled and almost cried: "I'm more afraid." ”
"Okay, I'm not going to tease you. Let's take you to play a little better this time. Su Luoluo then dragged him to take the pirate ship.
The wise monk cried so thoroughly on the spot.
"I'd better go back to my Rada Palace, it's too dangerous out there. ”
After that, Wisdom couldn't calm down, and if it wasn't for the ice cream that calmed his heart, he would definitely collapse.
"Luoluo, don't joke with him. Yang Yiru glared at her daughter.
"Cut, you still want to take care of me, you can't even cope with this little challenge, are you still a man?" Su Luoluo pouted and sat aside.
Su Hao sat beside Zhizhi sympathetically and patted him on the shoulder: "Brother Zhizhi, don't care about these details, as long as you know that you are still alive, it means that everything is just a nightmare." ”
Wise looked at Su Hao: "Do you have such nightmares every day?"
Su Hao's eyes flashed: "Who made me her own brother?"