Chapter 101: The Monkey's Poop
"Brother, I'm just reporting, I don't need to bring so many things, right?" Wang Haoping looked at the pile of things in the back seat and felt a little helpless.
"Do you think I want to take these fruits or something, you can share them with the students in the dormitory, if you think there is anything missing, my brother will buy them for you." ”
Wang Haoan also felt that his mother was making a big fuss, how could she even buy a basin or something, which was sold in these schools. When he was in college, his mother didn't do that.
"I think I'm missing a BP machine. Wang Haoping stared at a box in the car, which was the BP machine she was thinking about.
"Take it when you see it, it was originally for you. ”
Wang Haoping couldn't wait to hold the box in her arms, and after opening it, she revealed a new pink BP machine inside.
"Brother, you're so good. ”
"You know, don't be angry with me in the future. Also, when I was short of money, I told my brother that my brother has it here, don't go to school and let people have ice cream at home and cheat it away. Wang Haoan advised.
"Nonsense, where am I so stupid. Brother, what's the use of this?"
In your previous life, you just got along with people like this, and then it developed into two fat balls.
When I arrived at the school, I saw that the old student who welcomed the new student was already standing at the table, and found Wang Haoping's major, and the old student led it to report, Wang Haoan didn't need to do it, so the old student took the initiative to carry the luggage upstairs.
"Come here, brother will give you a few words. Do you see the classmate in front of you, wearing jeans and casual shirts in our Anjie clothes, what do you think of him?"
"What's the matter, brother, what are you doing?" Wang Haoping was confused, just like that look, I really don't want to deal with him.
"Look at the weather today, on such a hot day, he didn't wear our denim shorts, nor did he wear our short-sleeved shirts, and he was wearing canvas shoes on his feet, not tourist shoes, not leather shoes, which proves that his family background is average. ”
"But when he looked at you, his eyes didn't keep staring, let alone panic or anything, which proves that his character is okay, his mentality is good, and he ...... Didn't take a fancy to you. ”
"Wang Haoan, you say it again!" Wang Haoping was furious, thinking that her brother was analyzing something for her, but it turned out that he was playing with her again!
"Don't make a fuss, it's on the stairs. You have to change your temper in the future, otherwise you won't be able to get married. ”
"You have to take care of it!"
"Classmate, can you help me get this bag?" a female voice came from behind her.
Wang Haoan glanced back: "I'm sorry, my waist is not good." ”
When they arrived at Wang Haoping's dormitory, the welcoming classmate put down his luggage and left, and the other people in the dormitory hadn't come yet, so they could choose a bed first.
"Well, the lower bunk by the window, it's convenient and safe to sleep, but there will definitely be people who will always sit on your bed in the future, don't you mind?"
"Aren't you having a bad back, I'd better come by myself. What kind of person, I don't want to help at all. Wang Haoping pouted.
"Do you know it's a small favor? That girl has empty hands, just a bag, how heavy can it be? I'm teaching her, she has to rely on herself when she goes to college, don't think that she can be the same as the family, be a delicate lady. ”
"Are you sure it's because you don't think people are pretty?"
"Little sister, brother is going to teach you something again. I'm not one of those hairy boys who just went to school, when I saw a girlfriend learning to say a word, I broke my legs, I can get her a thank you, what else can I have?"
Of course, it's also true that they don't look pretty. But he is definitely not a person who looks at his face, he also looks at his chest, waist, and legs......
In his previous life, he was a veteran of flowers, and he had seen too many women, and he could still make his head hot with such a small trick? But I have to say that the current students already have some caution.
"Okay, wait a while, if you have classmates coming, I should go to the company, study hard at school, get along with my classmates, and tell my brother if there is anything, remember, my brother has a way to solve anything for you." ”
"Got it, why are you so verbose. Let's go, accompany me to the pot to boil water. ”
Today is the first day of school for new students, there are many people on campus, Wang Haoan saw many students wearing jeans and denim skirts, and his face was very proud.
Of course, there are more people who don't wear their clothes, those are potential customers, he has already arranged for people to distribute flyers at the gates of major universities, and the freshman discount activity should attract many students to buy.
As for saying that there are old students pretending to be new students, what does it matter, anyway, no matter how discounted, they still make money.
"Wait here, I'll turn on the water for you, this first pot of water must be poured out, otherwise you can't drink it." ”
"Got it, hurry up, I'll wait for you outside, take a look at the campus by the way. ”
Wang Haoan made a pot of water, and was closing the lid, waiting for the boiling water to soak for a while, when he heard someone outside shouting to catch the thief, it seemed to be the voice of his sister.
"Where did you run away?" Wang Haoan was furious, the thief was so annoying, he had hands and feet, why couldn't he make money!
"Over there, over there, in black half-sleeves and blue jeans. ”
Wang Haoan saw a person from a distance, who matched his sister's description, and was running wildly, and he quickly chased after him.
Seeing that the thief had turned a corner, he also hurried to catch up, but when he saw someone stretching out a leg in front of the thief, the thief who was in a panic fell directly and ate.
Wang Haoan shouted loudly: "Catch the thief, dare to come to our Longjiang University to steal things, and kill him!"
A group of students next to him immediately surrounded him, all of them were strong and strong, and the thief was also relatively thin, and just as he was about to get up, he was knocked to the ground again.
"Brother, did you catch it?" Wang Haoping rushed over panting.
"Oh, the one on the ground is, I tripped over someone just now, I'll wipe it, why are you here?" Wang Haoan looked at the person in front of him, and the expression on his face was very exciting.
"Hao'an, what are you doing here? That, old girl, is this your bag?"
"It's mine, thank you for helping me get it back. Brother, do you know each other?" Wang Haoping took the bag.
"I know, his name is Zhang Hongguo, he works at the train station, yes...... It's a friend of my brother. ”
"Brother Hongguo, thank you, if it weren't for you today, I would have lost this bag, and there is still a lot of money in it. ”
"Hao'an, this is your sister? I'm here with a friend, and his brother is also going to school here. Haoan, tell me about it. ”
"Brother Hongguo, my name is Wang Haoping. ”
"Good name. I just heard someone shouting to catch the thief, so I helped catch it, and by the way, I got your bag back, but it was nothing. ”
Wang Haoan stared at Zhang Hongguo, you really know how to say. Didn't you just stretch your leg and stumble, this bag was also picked up, how do you think you fought with the thief and snatched it back?
Originally, he thought that his sister might not have any fate with Zhang Hongguo in this life, but now looking at his sister's adoring eyes and Zhang Hongguo's kid's eyes, he has seen the right eye.
This is the ape's poop - fate?