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November 8 is the eldest lady's birthday.

When we met a few days ago, I still remembered it, and I asked Xie Yanting what gift she wanted, Cao Yifang has been patronizing and appreciating herself these days, and the dog brain said that he forgot it, and he didn't even prepare a gift.

Sure enough, from the messy WeChat messages, I found a few messages from Xie Yanting......

It is estimated that she waited for a day, and she still hasn't received her greeting message, so she feels that she has completely forgotten about it, so at eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, she sent a cute expression.

Pikachu who rubs his face like crazy.

Cao Fang ignored ......

Ten minutes later, she made a snub look.

Sitting on the ground and watching the two eggs rolling back and forth on the ground, the leaves drifted by. (Wait, why would she use this meme!)

The last one passed twelve o'clock, just four words, and Cao Fang, who watched it, was terrified.

[Sleep, good night.] 】

"It's over, it's over, it's completely forgotten!"

Cao Fang began to pull his hair, blamed himself for 6.6 seconds, and then began to assess the consequences.

When a woman catches rape, her intelligence points will be capped instantly, and she has world-class reasoning ability, while after a man makes a mistake, his IQ will often increase exponentially.

......Just as he was trying to think about it, the newly adopted stupid dog let out a weak bark, and Cao Fang turned his head to look at it and found that the dog was lying on all fours and swinging on the ground, and the two little thick legs were kicking his balls.

The two balls that had not yet been castrated shook and swayed, and its stupid black and white face seemed to be laughing, beckoning to Cao Fang by the way, as if inviting itself to play together.

Play with your sister! Sooner or later, I will castrate you! Let's take a second look while it's still there!

After two weeks, the puppy's coat is getting darker, at first it was just a poor gray dirty dog, and now in addition to the bandaging that has not been removed from the body, it is already full of energy, black and white, and the white hair on the forehead seems to have written the word "fire".

Cao Fang seemed to have always hated it, especially when he saw the poop beside him at the moment.

Yellow, dry, a healthy piece of poop.

Cao Fang's face suddenly turned bad, this is in his bedroom!

Is it so difficult to go to the bathroom to poop in a designated place? He also expects this stupid dog to learn to flush the toilet!

With a gloomy face, pointing to the poop, Father Cao said, "Dispose of it for me." ”

Erha's IQ is actually not low, and you can see it at this time. It's only been four months since Erha, and now I actually understand people's words!

It stood up without saying a word, then wagged its tail and ran out, and after a while, it came back with its special poop paper, and then gently spread it on the poop, raised its head and lowered its tongue and wagged its tail, and asked for praise with a face.

Cao Fangfang got a little sense of accomplishment in raising a pet, and his face softened a little: "Good boy......" Just wanted to stand up and help it clean up, but only to see ......

Erha lowered his head and took a bite!

The tissue paper was torn and broke, Cao Fang stiffened on the spot, but it didn't realize it, raised its head again, and screamed twice, "Wow!"

Cao Fang silently left the bedroom and walked into the living room, muttering: "......Where is my knife?"

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Lu Jingzhen and Chi Momo were invited to come, and they had made an appointment yesterday to meet at Cao Fang's residence, and then go out to forage for food.

As soon as the two came in, they saw Erha, who was wilting in the dog cage, and first teased him with great surprise, and then watched Cao Fang anxiously talking at the window, listening to the content of his words, and seemed to be looking for someone to consult about buying gifts.

When Cao Fang hung up the phone and sighed to the sky, they leaned over to ask, and Cao Fang briefly explained his predicament.

"Wait......"

The focus of the two of them was: "Do you have a girlfriend?!"

Cao Yifang didn't bother to hide it from them at all, "Don't ask me who I am, I'm also an actor, and the relationship is kept secret, so it's inconvenient to expose it for the time being." ”

Chi Momo was very unhappy: "Are you worried that we won't be able to keep our mouths shut?"

Cao Fang didn't speak, but he glanced at Lu in surprise.

Lu raised his hand in surrender and said innocently: "Yes, don't tell me, I'm afraid I can't help but ......" Then his tone changed: "But for your trouble, I think it's easy to deal with." ”

Cao Fang said: "I would like to hear it in detail." "I said that, but all I wrote on my face was distrust.

Lu Jingzhen is indeed experienced in love, but ......

Is he in love?!

"You call later, and if she picks up, you can say it in a half-dead tone......"

Lu Jingzhen tried to imitate a seriously ill patient in a dying state, but he looked like a teenager with excessive kidney deficiency: "Dear...... If I'm unfortunate enough to leave you...... You have to have a good time...... But before you find a new love...... Can you write a message for a full year in my QQ circle of friends to express my feelings of remembrance......"

Then he returned to normal, and said with a full face: "If you miss your birthday, you just say that you were hit by a car, and it's over!"

After listening to this, Chi Momo rolled his eyes and shone brightly.

Cao Fang simply ignored him and said to himself: "I think so, I have to cover this matter with a gift she likes, surprise, there must be, she hasn't got through on the phone now, I guess I'm angry, but it doesn't matter, I just appeared out of nowhere, with surprise gifts, girls are emotional, and when they are in a good mood, they won't be held accountable...... Then I can explain whatever I want, like...... I was waiting for a gift and was delayed on the road, or my plane was delayed and my phone was stolen...... You can say anything, the key is to surprise the gift!"

Lu was stunned and slumped on the sofa, and said casually: "Buy a pigeon egg and send it over? Girls are the same as Western dragons, don't they all like blingbling jewelry? ”

Chi Momo's eyes were tired.

"She's not short of money, and none of this is a surprise. ”

Cao Fangfang said distressedly: "I just asked my assistant, but she can only give a lot of messy and cliché suggestions, sending flowers, bags and chocolates, but these things are not enough." ”

Chi Momo comforted: "Don't worry, it's really not okay to honestly make a mistake, don't keep thinking about fooling people, I think it's better to be honest with your lover...... Think about it, what does she like best?"

Cao Fang said shamelessly: "She likes me the most." ”

Chi Momo said angrily: "Then you tie a bow on your head and wrap yourself in a gift box and send it over." ”

"Good idea, you can refer to it!"

Cao Fangfang said quickly: "She still likes to look at the stars! Why don't I claim a few stars and give them to her......?"

Chi Momo's black eyes had almost disappeared from their sockets.

At this moment, Lu was stabbing the circle of friends, and said to himself: "Eh, the blue cat of Russell's family has given birth." ”

Cao Fang was shocked: "What are you talking about?"

"Uh......" Lu said weakly, "Blue cat...... Cub ...... What's wrong?"

He hammered his skull hard: "Cao Fang, are you a dog's brain?"

Erha whined and began to pick up the cage again.

Cao Fang was too lazy to leave it.

So he contacted Russell to buy a cat, and then asked Moding to fly to the capital again with a red-eye flight, and he was in a hurry at this time, and no one took him.

Adopting a kitten as a birthday surprise isn't surprising in itself, but the romance of a straight man can often be very painful, and he makes a particularly stupid decision.

He decided to adopt another suggestion from Chi Momo at the same time.

……

The phone is plugged in, and the boot animation lights up.

Xie Yanting just finished taking a shower and changed into pajamas, rubbed her sore calves, today is another hard day of practicing her body, originally wanted to sell cuteness with Cao Fang and complain, but when she thought that he had forgotten his birthday, she was angry.

Simply shut down the phone and let him dry for a day.

The moment she turned on the camera, she was still thinking about ......

I wonder if this fool remembers it now?

If she turns on her phone and finds a message, not a single missed call, then she will really be angry......

"Hmph. ”

When she saw several missed calls and 99+ unread messages, Xie Yanting's unhappiness had disappeared for the most part, and the corners of her lips were hooked: "Do you still know how to find me?

The eldest lady has a really good temper, and it is estimated that the anger of other girls is hundreds of times greater than her, but not only is she not very angry, but she even feels a little self-blame and anxiety.

I turned off my phone for a day, and he couldn't find himself, so he was in a hurry, right?

I'm a little too much...... You can't lose contact no matter what......

Quickly skimmed through the message of Cao Fang on the side, when she saw [Baby, don't worry, the gift is a little bumpy, I was busy communicating about this yesterday!

Xie Yanting was excited and hurriedly called.

Cao Yifang received it in seconds.

He sounded a little noisy over there, and Xie Yanting hurriedly said, "What kind of gift? You don't plan to send it to my house, do you?"

"Birthday presents!Uh, I was going to have someone send it over, what's wrong, isn't it convenient?" Cao Fangfang asked loudly in the noise.

"Aunt Mu is already lying down, and my dad is coming back from a business trip soon, it is said that he will come back tonight, it is inconvenient to send it over!" Xie Yanting still had a worry and didn't say it, there was still a big paparazzi like Jiang Lishen living in her community, she had to be a little more guarded, God knows what strange surprises Cao's brain circuit would send, in case she was targeted by Jiang Lishen, it would always be troublesome.

"Ah...... Okay!" Cao Fang said: "Then I'll send it to the apartment you took me to last time, and I'll send someone to put it at the door." ”

"Don't make a fuss! you can't even get into the community!"

"Don't worry, I have my own way. ”

"Good...... By the way, when are you going to pick it up?"

Xie Yanting touched her head, feeling all kinds of tiredness, she got off the bed and walked barefoot to the cloakroom: "Let's go over now." ”

Cao Fangfang's tone was a little flustered: "Don't be in such a hurry, you can rest, just come and get it again when the sky is bright." ”

"What should I do if you were left in the corridor at the door and taken away by others?" Xie Yanting asked helplessly.

"Go or not, don't worry about this. Cao Fang hurriedly dispelled her doubts.

Xie Yanting said suspiciously: "What, is it big?"

……

When the two were talking, Cao and Russell were in a large warehouse in a gift shop, and the staff was helping them find that kind of ...... A super gift box that can hold one person.

Then he took a kitten cub that was not born long ago, and a giant gift box, and went to the eldest lady's private small apartment together.

Xie Yanting's worries are unfounded, this community is a mid-range residential area at best, at least half of it is divided by demolition households, the occupancy rate is not particularly high, and the management of security is actually very loose.

Express delivery and takeaway can be entered at will, and he Cao will not be able to enter?

Russell is actually very bitter in his heart, he used to be a big guy hidden in the dark, and he was wiped out at that level in a snap of his fingers, and his customers were all high-level executives of the listed group, why did he just transform now, and he met such a faceless customer as Cao Fangfang, and he used himself as a maid?

It's not enough to give him a little milk cat without taking a penny, you have to go to the security guard at the gate of the community like a little minion?

Cao Fang is a star, and it is inconvenient to come forward, so Russell had to explain his intention in person and stuffed two packs of China.

The security guard didn't look like bad people, and he was also very supportive of the little young man's romantic surprise, not only let them go at the moment, but also helped them open the unit door remotely by the way.

Russell and the little brother from the gift shop accompanied him to the door of the room, and then opened the red and blue gift box that looked like an airdrop box, Cao Fang carried a cartoon headband in his arms, and then stepped in, sitting in it, the size was just right.

Cao Fang stretched out his hand: "Come, give it to me." ”

"Be careful, I've only been born for 5 days, and I can't open my eyes yet. Russell gently handed him a small swaddling cloth, which was a curled up pale blue Chartres kitten.

After Cao Fang caught it, Russell put a small cardboard box next to him, which contained some essential items for kittens: "No matter who you want to give it to, you have to make it clear that you can't let the strong light shine on the kitten's eyes these days, pay attention to keeping warm, and cover a towel on the electric blanket......"

"Remembered, remembered. Cao Fang waved his hand: "Miss Luo helped, I am grateful, but at this time, hurry up, people are estimated to be coming, I originally thought she would not come over so soon......"

"Okay, okay, let's go. Russell shook his head and smiled bitterly, "Help him close the lid." ”

Cao's side fell into darkness, and only a few glimmers of light penetrated through the air vents on both sides.

After Russell and the others left, the sensor light in the corridor was turned off, and Cao Fang fell into darkness completely.

Knowing that Xie Yanting is an otaku who likes cute anime characters, in order to surprise the female ticket, Cao Fangfang also fought hard.

There was no time to prepare a soft cartoon coat, he silently put on a Mickey Mouse headband for himself, sat quietly in the drop box, closed his eyes and recuperated, thinking about what kind of expression to use for a while, and suddenly rushed out of the lid on his head.

Hey, hey, hey......

She's sure to be touched......

Cao Fang deliberately did not say that he came here in person, just to create such a sense of surprise that he regarded himself as a gift.

While he was making up the scene with joy, the elevator door opened again.

Is it so fast?

Cao Fang was taken aback, but fortunately he prepared quickly.

Then immediately begin to adjust your mood.

The elevator entrance was very close to this, and before I heard the footsteps, the person was already standing in front of the box.

Xie Yanting didn't rush to open the box, she first kicked the gift box lightly with her foot, Cao Fang frowned, thinking, don't rub it off, the emotions are in place, you have to open it quickly!

After a while, he kicked again.

Then it was quiet again.

Cao Fangfang was running out of patience, and when he was about to rush out to give a big hug, Xie Yanting finally lifted the top lid of the gift box.

Holding the kitten in his arms, he raised his head and grinned and shouted, "Surprise——!"

Xie Yu was stunned.