"Part-time jobs are scary...... Ba Song said with a wry smile.

Salted fish shook his head, twisted his body and said, "There is still water, yes, yes, I haven't taken a bath for many days." One, two, three, go you!"

As he spoke, the salted fish rose into the air, and a fierce slam plunged into the small stream on the ground.

Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows, but he didn't stop it, but smiled there.

Ba Song covered his face and stopped looking.

Just listen, bang!

The head of the salted fish is crooked at 90 degrees, and its body is as straight as a flagpole on the ground...... His eyes were full of astonishment, and he opened his mouth and shouted, "Who put the glass?!"

Ba Song said: "If there is water flowing through the room, it will be damp. The water is flowing under the glass, just for seeing. ”

Salted fish got up, glanced around, and went to the bathroom with a huff. It didn't take long for the bathtub to fill with water, and the salted fish didn't forget to pull some petals and sprinkle them inside, so he jumped in, soaked in the bath, and hummed: "Master, don't you two take a bath......?" You humans just enjoy it, Master......"

Ba Song listened to the soothing call of the salted fish, and suddenly felt itchy all over his body, so he looked at Fang Zheng as if asking.

Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "The bathtub he has soaked in, the poor monk doesn't need it." ”

Ba Songyi grinned and said, "I'll clean the fish tank in a while, it's the same." "The heart said, this monk is really clean.

Fang Zheng continued to shake his head, and then went to the side to look at the scenery. From here, you can just see Hoan Kiem Lake.

Seeing this, Ba Song didn't say anything. The salted fish over there kept shouting, and at the same time, the water was rattling, and he felt more and more itchy.

When the salted fish came out wrapped in a bath towel and a toothbrush, like a modern salted fish out of the bath, Ba Song finally couldn't help it. Hurry up and run over there......

"Hey, it's a little fishy!" muttered Ba Song.

Ten minutes later.

"Why is it still fishy?"

Half an hour later.

"Damn! Don't wash it! How many years have you not bathed this salted fish? The fish tank smells fishy!" Ba Song finally understood why Fang Zheng didn't wash it, who changed it, and couldn't get into the water!

Salted fish lay lazily on the sun lounger, humming: "I didn't stay in the water, but if you want to say that you are taking a serious bath, the last time should have been three thousand years ago, right?"

"Gross!" Ba Song thought of the bath water he had stirred for half a day and three thousand years ago, and suddenly felt disgusting, so he hurriedly ran and continued to wash his hands.

In the evening, the organizers arranged a grand party in the high hall on the 36th floor. And it is clearly stated that no retinue can be brought.

Fang Zheng had no choice but to go over by himself. However, before leaving, Fang Zheng repeatedly told Ba Song to keep an eye on the salted fish and not to run around! At the same time, in order to prevent this guy from messing around, Fang Zheng took away the salted fish's magical powers.

The salted fish lay lazily there, waved its fins and said: "Go, go, this salted fish is comfortable today, I don't want to go anywhere, I just want to sleep quietly." ”

Fang Zheng looked at the salted fish, but this guy had no eyelids, and his eyes widened whether he was sleepy or not. After watching it for a long time, he couldn't see anything, so he shook his head and turned to leave.

Before Fang Zheng left, Ba Song asked Salted Fish, "Are you asleep?"

As a result, the salted fish bounced up from the ground, and he smiled: "Sleep a fart! So many people get together, if you don't go to see it, won't it be in vain?"

"Uh...... Didn't the master just say that he wouldn't let you out? "Ba Song's heart is not good.

"Don't go out, what are you doing here if you don't go out? When you're a salted fish? Big, don't you wonder what the activities are up there?

Ba Song hurriedly ran over to block the door and said, "The master said, you can't go out. ”

"Are you sure?" said Salted Fish, twisting his beard and grinning.

Ba Song nodded vigorously, and at the same time waved his arms and said: "Although you are a monster, but I am not a vegetarian, if you want to go out, you must pass my level!"

"Okay, the master is back. Salted fish shouted.

Ba Song didn't know how undisciplined the salted fish was, and subconsciously turned around, only to find that the door was still closed, and he was fooled!

As a result, Ba Song remembered that the salted fish was not that tall! This bending down and bowing his head was equivalent to sending his face to the salted fish!

Sure enough, the salted fish grinned at him and slapped him!

Boom!

Squeak, the door opened, and Salted Fish clapped his hands and said, "Just this brain, still looking at me...... Hey......"

After speaking, the salted fish walked out generously, and behind him was Ba Song, who was lying on the ground with his eyes rolling.

"Hey, hey, where am I going?" said Salted Fish, humming a little song, and began to wander aimlessly.

At the same time, the monitoring room.

"Ah...... Ha. I'm tired, I watch so many surveillance videos every day, and my eyes are almost gone. A security guard muttered, but his eyes swept away, and his brows suddenly wrinkled: "Isn't it not allowed to bring children out at this meeting, why are there still children running in?"

The security guard muttered, looked at it, and his eyes suddenly widened, and then he exclaimed, "I'm not a child, I'm a fish!"

Then he saw that the salted fish was walking and jumping all the way, and even climbed on the head of a god statue and looked around!

"That's right, it's really a fish! Is this the legendary mermaid?" but this guy is no different from a beauty......" muttered the security guard, and he picked up the walkie-talkie anyway when it was safe.

The security guard was about to say something, when there was a sudden movement behind him, and as soon as the security guard turned around, a fist smashed in front of him, and with a bang, the security guard fainted.

Then a deep voice came from the security room: "Old tree, the monitoring room has been completed." The security here is really bad!"

"Hmm. A voice came over the intercom, and then there was no movement.

By the time the voice started watching the surveillance video, the video was empty, and there was no trace of the salted fish. He sat there in peace, as if he didn't know the salted fish existed.

"Oops, that's the camera, I've seen it on TV, but I didn't expect there to be so many in this hotel. Fortunately, the ancestor I dodged quickly, otherwise I would have been discovered. Salted fish stole from behind a statue and peeked at the camera above.

At this moment, the sound of a cart came, and a man pushed a cleaning cart past, and the salted fish immediately took the opportunity to get in, squatting in the cleaning cart, waiting for the arrival of the next stop.

It didn't take long for Ba Song to rub his head and get up from the ground, and when he saw that the salted fish was gone, he was also a little panicked: "This is a task arranged by the master, but it can't go wrong, hurry up and look for it." ”