Chapter 1118: Law Enforcement Weapons
The red boy followed: "Of course it's delicious, this is full of aura, and there is no place for it, just ripe crystal rice......! Tsk, it's better than jelly beans!"
After saying that, the red boy emerged from the crystal rice field, threw a crystal rice seed into his mouth, and chewed it rattling.
The red boy was eating, and suddenly felt hairy all over his body, as if he was going to be unlucky, and subconsciously turned his head. As a result, not far away, Fang Zheng with a black face and a salted fish with a wicked smile were looking at them.
When the red boy saw this, the squirrel and the lone wolf followed and looked over, and then hit the majority at the same time, and said in his heart: "It's not good! Master is back!"
The lone wolf who had just jumped up to the old high fell to the ground with a pop, but the ground was covered with snow, and after rolling up, he got up, leaned in front of Fang Zheng, and said, "Master, why are you back?"
"It's only been a few days since you went out, and you've broken up? Congratulations, you've been assigned a piece of the crystal rice field. Fang Zheng said with a smile.
The lone wolf looked at Fang Zheng's smile, covered in hair, and directly pretended to be stupid and said: "Master, what are you talking about? Why don't I understand? Oh, I remembered, I haven't patrolled the mountain today, so I went to patrol the mountain first." ”
After saying that, this guy ran away......
Seeing this, the squirrel hurriedly held the seeds in his arms in front of Fang Zheng, and said as if offering a treasure: "Master, I know that you are going to come back, the carriage and horses are tired, this is the harvest I picked for the temple, please accept it." ”
Fang Zheng looked at his face, although his face was hairy, he could still feel that this little thing's face was about to turn red because of lying. Obviously, for this little thing, lying is really a technical job.
When it came to the Red Boy, on the contrary, the Red Boy said solemnly: "Master, I was just inspecting the crystal rice field, and it is growing very well and is ready to be harvested." ”
Fang Zheng grinned, raised his hands, broke them in front of his chest, made a rattling sound, and then grinned: "It's good, if you don't see you for a few days, you will lie." Salted fish, take the temple rules!"
Salted fish was stunned for a moment and asked, "What are the temple rules?"
Fang Zheng looked at each other, this is not a good thing...... So Fang Zheng grabbed the tail of the salted fish, picked the salted fish like a mace, and roared: "You gangsters, today you are the teacher, you must be clean, Ming Temple rules, watch the fight!"
"Fourth junior brother, what should I do? It hurts to hit you with salted fish, but hit me...... That's the effect of the roller pressing over......" the squirrel asked pitifully.
"Run!" the red boy shouted, turning and running.
The squirrel suddenly came to his senses and ran along.
The red boy turned his head, looked at the cloth bag in the squirrel's arms, and said with a pair of eyes: "You're about to be beaten into a meatloaf, what are you doing with that thing? Do you still want some stuffing? Put down and run! Run fast!"
When the squirrel heard this, he decisively put down the black cloth bag and ran away.
Fang Zheng looked at the backs of these guys and grinned. Although these disciples are sometimes surprisingly stupid, they make people want to slap them twice. But I have to say that in the face of these guys, it is the feeling of home......
So Fang Zheng brandished the salted fish and began a farce of a big chase.
After a chase, when a few guys returned to the temple from the back door, they saw that except for the red boy, the rest were all blue and swollen, but one by one they looked very excited, as if they had been beaten and were beaten stupid.
In the evening, the temple gates slowly close, and the pilgrims gradually disperse.
Fang Zheng watched the tired monkey walk in, and said with satisfaction: "You guys, you should learn more from Jingzhen." Three days of fishing, two days of drying nets, how do you become a Buddha like this?"
As soon as these words came out, Fang Zheng found that although the monkey had not changed much, the squirrel, lone wolf, and red boy had disapproving expressions. Looking at the monkey's eyes, there is still a little envy, jealousy and hatred......
But Fang Zheng didn't think much about it, he was tired of the day, so he quickly asked the red boy to cook.
After a meal, he drank a big sip of rootless clean water, and Fang Zheng only felt that his whole body was smooth. went out and slipped a corner in the moonlight, and when he walked back to the vicinity of Yizhi Temple, he heard a person muttering there: "It's so dangerous, it's dangerous, I lost my guess boxing, otherwise I will follow the waves, and I will definitely be beaten even worse." ”
Fang Zheng heard the sound and looked closely, and it was the monkey who spoke.
Fang Zheng grinned, rolled up his sleeves, and walked over, and after a while, a scream sounded in the bamboo forest.
Listening to the squirrel in the yard hurriedly ran back to the villa to close the door and sleep.
The lone wolf caught his tail and hid.
The red boy lamented: "Sure enough, no one can escape the grasp of this thief, in other words, this time he came back, it seems to have become violent." It used to be a popping chestnut, but now it's starting to use salted fish......"
"It's better to use a stick than a salted fish, this guy is harder than a stick!" When he hits someone, he not only hits him, but also pulls his ears and pull......s his tail," the lone wolf complained.
When the squirrel heard this, he poked his head out and said, "It's still biting!"
"You guys, my old man is enforcing the temple rules. Of course, it has to be strict...... Of course, if you are willing to give me more food in the future, my old man promises that it will be ...... at the critical moment" Before the salted fish could speak, he saw the back door open, and Fang Zheng walked in with a smile and asked, "What do you put it?"
Salted fish said decisively: "If they let go of their hands and feet, they can change their mistakes!"
"Remember your words, if you dare to release water, I will beat you with a pure heart next time!" Fang Zheng said.
When Xianyu heard this, he subconsciously glanced at Jingxin, pondering, it seemed that he was not as hard as a red child, so he was decisively coaxed, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't worry, master, I will be your most advantageous law enforcement weapon!"
When the lone wolf, the red child, the monkey, and the squirrel heard this, they directly gave him a roll of the eyes, as if to say, "You are an animal!"
But the salted fish doesn't care, the dead friend doesn't die and the poor doesn't die, as long as he doesn't get beaten......
Fang Zheng didn't pay attention to them anymore, although they all had blue noses and swollen faces, but he had already tested the physical strength of these guys. After such a long time of crystal rice, rootless water and pure water to build the foundation, coupled with the baptism of Buddha qi, the washing of the marrow and the veins of the morning bell and dusk drum, all the body bones are strong and perverted.
Even if it is a fierce person like Fang Zheng who eats spiritual ginseng every day and practices body forging techniques every day, it will take some strength to beat them. Even so, it only hurts the skin, not the bones. If you release them one by one, it will definitely be at the level of a monster......
However, Fang Zheng's heart also became worried, the physical bodies of these guys are getting stronger and stronger, but the soul can't keep up, something will happen sooner or later!
Fang Zheng felt bitter in his heart, he had originally earned 100,000 merits, but suddenly felt that the 100,000 merits were not much. The road to earning merit is long, and he has to go up and down to find it.