Chapter Seventy-Five: Triple Salary
"What's the problem?" Cao Cao stood up suddenly.
Wang Xianren hurriedly waved his hand, meaning that it was not a big problem, so that Cao Cao should not be excited, "Erased the memory of us, she won't know us after she wakes up, shouldn't you send her home first, and then help her rejuvenate?" I already know her home address from her memory." ”
"I don't remember anymore...... I don't remember......" Cao Cao muttered a few words, only then did he realize the real problem, and coughed twice, "I'll send her back with you." ”
I wanted to get up and go together, but Hades pressed my shoulder, "It's useless to have a lot of people in this matter, Xiao Hei can accompany the two of you together, and you can stay and rest." ”
I also knew that I couldn't help, so I wanted to take out my mobile phone to help them contact a moving company to transport the freezer, but I didn't think that Cao Cao would carry the freezer on his shoulder, and he had already strode out of the door.
Watching the three of them leave, the atmosphere was quite depressing. Huang Chao even called back with a thoughtful face, ignoring what was going on outside the window, and longing to hang a "Do Not Disturb" sign on his face.
Seeing him like this, he must have encountered something difficult, and it had something to do with his mother.
Brother Huang is quite interesting to me, when my body was robbed by Zhen Liuyan, Brother Huang was the first to stand up and ask for his own body to be exchanged for mine, just by virtue of this, I also have to ...... for him Ah, two ribs and knives.
I don't want to ask about family matters, but I still think about how to help him, and this thought really makes me think of an idea.
I grabbed Hades, who wanted to leave, and shouted, "Hey, hey, where is the triple salary you mentioned?"
Hades was stunned for a moment, but I didn't expect that I still remembered this stubble at this time, and said with a haha: "Oh, we still need to raise money, it hurts our feelings." ”
I didn't give up, "We don't have feelings, let's talk about money." ”
"It's useless to give you the dark coin, where are you going to spend it? Otherwise, I'll remember it for you, and when you hang it up in the future, go to the underworld to come to me to get it." Hades had a face of cheating children into pressing New Year's money.
For children who experienced "your mother's money for you to save for the New Year" when they were children, this set has long been useless.
"No matter, then you can discount something affordable!" I tugged at Hades' clothes and didn't let go, and simply began to play tricks.
Hades was so entangled by me that he had no choice but to sit next to me and began to think seriously, "Triple the salary will be waived, and I will give you 3 points." ”
"What?"
"3 points, if you come to the prefecture to take the civil service exam in the future, you can add 3 points. ”
I was stunned for a full minute, I'll go, the setting of the underworld is too down-to-earth, and Concubine Nima can't do it!
I asked solemnly, "Will there be five thunderstorms in the sky if you don't keep your oath?"
"That's not it, but it will be counted into the integrity system of the prefecture, and the integrity points will be deducted, and the points will be low to a certain extent, and reincarnation will enter the animal path. ”
I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's a pity, I can't take the civil service exam." ”
"Why?"
"At the end of the college entrance examination, I made a poisonous oath: Lao Tzu will never take the exam again in the future. You know, if you want to be honest, you have to keep your oath, so 3 points are useless to me. ”
"You're ruthless!" Hades glanced at me, "and what do you want?"
I smiled, "Oh, people have two wishes, Yan Jun is extraordinary, beautiful as a flower, and in charge of the entire underworld, if he is ......"
Hearing "beautiful as a flower", the king of Hades stroked his hair coquettishly, and said with a smile: "Tell the point!"
How dare I be lazy, I hurriedly said while he was in a good mood: "Huang Chao, my Brother Huang, can you not let him enter the rampage mode as soon as he sees those 15 people, it's too scary, besides, people themselves don't want to kill people." ”
"Do you think I made him like this?" Hades sighed wistfully, "How can I want him to kill people, you know, he has a godhead, he is a god!
I saw that his words were sincere, and I didn't want to blame him too much, so I just asked: "Is there any way you can stop him in this state?" Brother Huang didn't dare to go out for fear of encountering the 'target' again, and practiced driving in the backyard every day in a palm-sized place, which was pitiful. ”
"I can indeed crack such a low-level Dao method, but it's just ......" Hades muttered: "Once the Dao method is cracked, Heavenly Court will definitely be aware of it, and when the time comes, I don't know how long I can hide it." ”
When the king of Hades said this, I was embarrassed to beg him, for example, you can ask a friend to borrow money, or even ask a friend who is an official to give you some small conveniences, but you can't drag a friend to do murder and illegal deeds, and cause your friend to lose his head.
It is not difficult to hear from the words of the king of Hades that the heavenly court is the law, and if you offend the heavenly court, there will be no good fruit to eat.
I was angry in my heart, why should I complain to Hades?
Hades thought for a long time, bit his lip and said, "Dry!"
Brushing his hair, he added: "I have long seen that the group of grandsons in Heavenly Court are not pleasing to the eye!"
In my eyes, Hades has never been such a gentleman, but I am beginning to feel a psychological burden, "But...... In case ......"
"In case they find out, it's a big deal that I'm not the king of Hades, I'm tired of staying in the underworld for a long time, and it seems good to be reincarnated back into the human world. ”
I grabbed his hand excitedly and said, "In case you enter the animal path, even if you are reincarnated as a mosquito, my brother will raise you!"
"Get out!" Hades shook my hand away.
"Oh, Lord Yan, speak civilly!" I rolled on the couch and laughed.
", are you civilized enough?"
I was speechless for a while, and continued: "Then you just agreed, I have a second wish......"
Hades jumped up and shouted, "Get out of here, get away, don't come back!"
I rolled around and shouted, "Hades is bullying! Words don't count! Come and see!"
Hades sat down again in a huff, "You...... Unreasonable!"
"I'm not all for myself, brother, listen to me first!"
Hades snorted in his nose and said that he was listening, and I hurriedly said: "My future father-in-law, Lao Xu, has cancer, can you use your pen to change his life in the book of life and death, so that the old man can live a few more years and enjoy our blessings." ”
"It's not difficult, it's just that life can't be renewed, you can only borrow it, unless someone voluntarily lends it to him, otherwise I can't do it. ”
With that, Hades gave me a meaningful look.
I wistfully said, "That...... Can I get my life back if I borrow it?"
Hades smiled, "It doesn't seem like it can be." ”
I knew that this was a pit, but for Xu Xiaoman not to have any regrets, my brother went out.
"I'll lend Lao Xu five years of life!"
Hades was surprised, "Are you really willing?"
I learned from Cao Cao: "While Lao Tzu hasn't changed his mind, you hurry up!"
Hades took out the book of life and death and exclaimed, "No! Today is his death date, and there are still twenty minutes left, and the impermanence of the soul must already be on the way!"
I was also shocked, and instantly understood what Xu Xiaoman was doing when she left the bar, she spent eighty percent of the past two days in the hospital.