Chapter 2: Let's go
I am a thief in your eyes? Xu Xuan was annoyed when he heard this, if it was someone else, with his immoral and smoking mouth, he would definitely scold the other party for not being able to take care of himself, but the other party was his relative, so he had to say patiently: "I really didn't see it, cousin, did you forget where you put it?"
"Where did I forget? I remember putting it in the living room, am I mistaken?" The cousin looked at Xu Duan with some doubts, as if she wanted to see some clues from Xu Duan's expression.
"How much money is in the bag to make you so anxious?" Xu Cheng asked with a casual glance at Xu Duan.
"More than 200,000 yuan, I took the money home when the bank closed too late yesterday, and I should have sent it yesterday, but it's good, it's gone. Aunt Cousin still looked a little unbelievable, and kept looking Xu Duan up and down.
Xu Xiang looked at Xu Duan as if he remembered something and asked, "Hey, I vaguely heard you say in the room just now, what's going on?"
I go like this, I just look like a thief? I have the word thief engraved on the door of my head? Xu Xuan looked at Xu Cheng as a thief, but Xu Cheng was an elder after all, and he didn't explicitly say that he was a thief, so he had to endure the fire and said: "I saw a joke on the Internet, it was quite interesting, so I sighed." ”
"I don't hear your tone like a sigh, it seems to be quite proud, if you take it, return it to your cousin, that's not our thing, your cousin is still in a hurry to go to work." Xu Cheng seemed to have concluded that something was taken by Xu Duan, and his tone was very determined.
"If you are short of money, tell your aunt, if you don't have any money, do you have more, and your aunt still has some pocket money, why don't you talk and steal it, how bad is this, return the bag to your aunt." After listening to Xu Cheng's words, Aunt Tang suddenly changed from doubt to confirmation.
I@#¥%&*, you guys are endless, why did I become a thief without saying anything?How can you two really sing and harmonize when I can't scold?Xu Duan really wants to show his nine-stage scolding skills, but the two people on the other side are elders, and Xu Cheng is also a cousin of a grandfather with his father, and he can't say anything about scolding, but at this time, Xu Duan really has nothing to say except scolding, so he stood there with a belly of fire and watched the two of them without speaking.
Xu Cheng saw that Xu Duan didn't speak, and thought that Xu Duan was acquiescing, so he educated Xu Duan seriously: "Break off, I know you've been a little tight lately, but no matter how tight you are, you can't steal family money, this is not right, if this happens to someone else's house, people can call the police to arrest you, don't do this in the future." Xu Cheng said that he was still thinking about how to call Xu Duan's parents at night to educate Xu Duan, and really regard this place as his home?
The cousin also continued to educate Xu Xuan: "Yes, Xu Xuan, you can't be like this, who will dare to let you enter the house after you are always like this, fortunately I asked you first, it would not be good if you made trouble with the police, in case you were sentenced to a few years, what should you do when you are young?"
Xu Cheng said and glanced at his aunt, both of them saw a trace of annoyance in each other's eyes, and resolutely couldn't let Xu Duan live in their house anymore, this time it was discovered in time, but what about in the future? Who knows if he will do this kind of thing again, none of the poor relatives in the family have clean hands and feet, and last time the one who even put the toothbrush and toothpaste at home into the bag, all of them are so useless.
Okay, okay, you are really my relatives, are there any people like you? I didn't say anything and became a thief in your eyes, you can really do it! Xu Xuan's heart was angry, he walked to the door of his room in three steps and two steps, and pushed the door open, "I haven't gone out since I came back yesterday, or if you don't believe me, I'll go to the community monitoring, all my things are inside, find it yourself, find it and go to the police station to surrender!"
Xu Cheng saw Xu Duan open the door and thought that Xu Duan admitted to stealing money and was about to hand it over, but he didn't expect Xu Duan to say this, and he suddenly became a little angry, feeling that Xu Duan didn't know how to lift, and he gave him face like this and came to this set, he decided that the money must have been taken by Xu Duan, otherwise why did Xu Duan say that he was going to send it for no reason? That smug voice, no matter how it sounds, it sounds like a smug laugh after stealing money!
Aunt Cousin was in a hurry, and when she heard this, she immediately became angry, "Xu Xuan, why do you talk like this, you have eaten and lived in our house for so long, and your cousin and I have never said anything, nor have I asked you for a penny of rent, what do you mean by this?
Xu Duan was also a little unable to suppress the fire at this time, and said stiffly: "That's what I mean, I didn't take the money, you can search if you have the ability!"
"Search, search!" Aunt Tang rushed up in anger, and immediately went into Xu Duan's room and rummaged through the cabinets to find it.
"Hey, what are you doing here, why did you really search for it, it's your own family, how can you do this. Xu Cheng was sleek, hurriedly entered the house and stretched out his hand to pretend to stop Aunt Tang from searching Xu Duan's room, but Aunt Tang shook him off as soon as she shook her hand, and the things that were plopping and broken were thrown to the ground by her.
Guitars, suitcases, sheet music, clothes were thrown all over the floor......
"What are you doing here, come and help me stop your cousin, she's crazy. Xu Cheng looked like he couldn't stop his aunt and shouted at Xu Xuan, but Xu Xuan was indifferent.
Isn't it a search? Search, search hard! Xu Duan is on fire at this moment, and he is being treated as a thief by his own relatives, and no one is annoyed by this matter.
Aunt Cousin flipped through quickly but looked very carefully, and the contents of Xu Xuan's suitcase were turned all over the ground by her, and she didn't let go of the horns, and even under the bed, she personally lay on the ground to take a look, but in the end she found nothing.
How could it be? Have you forgotten something? Aunt Tang looked at Xu Cheng in doubt, and found that Xu Cheng was also very puzzled, in their opinion, the money should be in Xu Xuan's room, but why can't they find it?
Where did he hide? Xu Cheng decided in his heart that the money must have been taken by Xu Duan, although his aunt did not find it after searching, but his eyes kept touching Xu Duan's room, and inadvertently saw the large-screen mobile phone that Xu Duan put on the computer desk, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Hey, when did you change your mobile phone? This mobile phone is very handsome, you have to pay a lot of money, right?" Xu Xiang found some physical evidence, and stepped over in two steps and took Xu Duan's large-screen mobile phone in his hand, the mobile phone is very fashionable, and it is very valuable when it looks at it, obviously it was not bought by the poor three generations of Xu Xuan.
"Aren't you out of money, where did you get the money to buy a new mobile phone?" asked the cousin immediately when she saw the mobile phone.
"What do you say, it's not illegal to buy a mobile phone, isn't the money in your pocket how you want to spend it?"
"He said yesterday that he had no money and had to find a way to make some money..."
"Yesterday is yesterday and today is today, why do you always like to look at people with old eyes, right? Xu Cheng's words sound soft, but there are needles hidden in the cotton, and they are really not so tasteful in the ears.
I'm going, you're endless, aren't you? The search is not over, and it's a sin for me to get a phone in your eyes, and I'm a thief in your eyes anyway, right? Xu Duan was really angry when he heard the words of the two of them, but not to mention, Xu Duan really couldn't tell the origin of the mobile phone, which suddenly appeared next to his bedside, telling them that this was given by the lamp god They also have to believe it, it is unrealistic to say that they bought it, and the money in his pocket plus a piece is only a thousand yuan, which Xu Cheng also knows, and for a while Xu Duan has no better way to explain the origin of the mobile phone.
Seeing Xu Xuan's silence, Xu Cheng and his aunt seemed to have grasped the handle, especially the aunt, who suddenly spoke even more unpleasantly.
"Xu Duan, why are you like this, you eat at our house, we don't say a word when we live in our house, you treat you with delicious food and drink, what's the matter with your company's money? How did your parents educate you, how can we believe that you dare to let you live at home in the future?"
"Hey, it's over, it's been a little tight recently, so I didn't control myself for a while, it's all my own family, what's the big deal, just find the money, say it's so ugly, what's the matter, break it, your aunt is a straightforward person, don't go to your heart if you say anything inappropriate, we are all our own family, if you are short of money, tell your cousin, as long as you open your mouth with your cousin, you may not be able to take it out if your cousin has more, and three thousand five thousand will not let you open your mouth in vain, you see that your cousin is also in a hurry to go to work, or return the money to your cousin first, let her go to the company first to pay the salary to the employeeXu Cheng has always been so tactful when he speaks.
Okay, you can do it, you convicted me of being a thief without saying a word, I have no money, I have no money, I have to change the money to a steel hammer to smash the two of you, and you can't take care of yourself! Xu Xuan was full of anger by Xu Cheng and the two of them, "I repeat, I didn't take your money, this mobile phone is mine, yes, but I didn't take your money, if you don't believe you, call the police, let the police investigate!"
"Xu Duan you..." Aunt Tang was immediately furious when she heard this, and she opened her mouth to scold Xu Duan for not knowing how to lift, but was interrupted by Xu Cheng.
Xu Cheng's brows furrowed when he heard this, in his opinion, he had already given Xu Duan all the face he could give, Xu Duan was really embarrassed to be so ignorant, and he was a little annoyed in his heart, and his speech was a little less mellow, "It's boring if you say that." ”
Interesting! I think this thing is so TM interesting! Xu Duan sneered in his heart, "I think it's very interesting!"
"What nonsense to talk to him, call the police!" Aunt Tang was out of anger, in her opinion, Xu Xuan belonged to the wolf's heart and dog's lungs to shame her face.
This time, Xu Cheng didn't stop again, after all, there were more than 200,000 yuan, and he couldn't bear it.
Woohoo!
When the three of them were in a quarrel, there was a sudden sound of a puppy biting something in the living room, it was a small white Jingba raised by Xu Cheng's family, called Xiaobai, who loves to bite things, especially slippers, and it seems that he is biting something again.
"This dead Xiaobai is a white-eyed wolf who can't be raised, and he bites his slippers!" Auntie Cousin heard Xiaobai's biting voice and scolded Sang Huai.
"It's all habitual. Xu Cheng sighed with words in his words.
The two of them were talking, only to see Xiaobai dragging a green shoulder bag strap in his mouth in front of the three of them, while pouting his buttocks and retreating while shaking his head and tearing the shoulder strap, the shoulder strap behind the shoulder bag was dragged a bulging green shoulder bag, the shoulder bag is very exquisite, jade color, women's, at first glance it is a famous brand, quite strong, the slender shoulder strap Xiao Bai bit for a long time and failed to bite off.
A corner of the green bag wrapped in oil-paper brand-new red banknotes showed a very attractive appearance, and several of the faces were bitten by Xiaobai.
The three of them saw such a scene in the living room outside the door at the same time, and suddenly the atmosphere of the room became very subtle.
Xu Cheng and his aunt became very embarrassed after seeing the green bag that Xiaobai was dragging behind, and their faces were blue and red, especially Aunt Tang, she was now holding a pink mobile phone in her hand, and the three numbers of 110 had been pressed out, so they almost dialed the number, and suddenly saw the money she was looking for appear in front of her, and her pink face was suddenly as red as an apple.
Xu Cheng's face was also quite embarrassed, he had just said so many words that were not very mellow, and now in retrospect, he was really a little unable to face Xu Xuan, and his face was full of hot pain, as if he had been slapped by someone.
Xu Duan looked at Xiao Bai, who was still pulling the green shoulder strap and was still pulling back and biting, a sneering smile appeared on the corner of his lips, and he sighed with a chuckle: "It's all habitual." As he spoke, he lowered his head and began to pack his luggage, packing his loose clothes into his suitcase.
Xu Duan's chuckling was not loud, but it was so harsh in the ears of Xu Cheng and his aunt, especially Xu Duan's exclamation, which was exactly what Xu Cheng said in his words, and now that Xu Duan was returned, it felt like a real slap in their faces, which made them particularly embarrassed.
Xu Cheng recovered first, "Why don't you go and see how much Xiaobai has bitten down, and if there is less money!" After speaking, he looked down at his phone, which seemed to be telling his aunt that Xu Duan didn't take the bag away, but that didn't mean that Xu Duan didn't take the money from it!
Aunt Tang ran to Xiaobai's side as if she had received some important military order, snatched the bag from Xiaobai's mouth, and carefully counted the banknotes inside, except for a few on the face that were bitten by Xiaobai, the other banknotes were bundled together, a bundle is 50,000, a total of more than four bundles, Aunt Tang is worthy of many years of accounting, the fingers of counting money are fast, and more than 200,000 are counted in a few minutes, which is almost comparable to the money counter.
"How is it? Is it less?" Listening to Xu Cheng's expectant voice, I am afraid that he really wishes that some of the money will be missing, so that he will not be so embarrassed, after all, they have wronged Xu Xuan in the front, if this money is not missing, they will be embarrassed today.
The aunt shook her head.
"You look carefully, have you forgotten any part?" Xu Cheng looked a little disbelieving.
Aunt Tang is a professional accountant, and she has never made any mistakes or omissions in this, and she can basically be sure that the money is not less, but she is also a little unwilling to have less money, they have not looked at Xu Duan's family very much, and now they suddenly lost such a big face in front of Xu Duan, but they really can't hang on to their face, breaking the previous rule of only clicking once, and they clicked three more times, but the final result is that there is no less money.
Suddenly, the two of them were even more embarrassed, and they looked at each other as disgusting and uncomfortable as if they had eaten flies.
"Uncle Cousin, I'm leaving. Xu Duan packed his luggage, put on his guitar and prepared to go out, it was impossible for him to live here any longer.