Chapter 290: Return to Yizhi Mountain [Ask for Subscription]
"Hey, that's what I want! I used to be illuminated by high beams, but now I want to shine back one by one!" Liu Xiaozhou said proudly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"It's easy to go wrong, what if it causes a car accident. Friend said.
"That's what he hit, and I didn't hit it, who is to blame?" Liu Xiaozhou pouted and said disapprerovingly.
My friend thought about it, but he still reminded: "If something really goes wrong, hurry up, don't stop, don't look at the excitement." ”
Liu Xiaozhou smiled: "It's a must, don't worry!"
As he was talking, a Land Rover came to him, and Liu Xiaozhou whistled and said: "Hey, this guy's lights are also very bright, who is afraid of whom!
As a result, the lights are turned on, and one shines!
"Fuck, what the hell!" Liu Xiaozhou only saw a monster with a black hair on his face sitting on the other party's cab, as if it was a black bear spirit! At that moment, the frightened Liu Xiaozhou's hair all over his body exploded, goosebumps fell to the ground, his whole body trembled, his feet stepped hard, and the accelerator exploded! He almost collided with the car in front of him, but with a sharp turn, the car rushed out uncontrollably, and hit a wall with a bang, and the wall hit a big hole, stuck in it and couldn't get out.
Fortunately, Liu Xiaozhou and his friends were wearing seat belts, and the airbags all popped out, which saved their lives......
Climbing out of the car, Liu Xiaozhou and his friends looked at each other, wanting to cry without tears!
My friend said, "Can't turn on the high beams?"
Liu Xiaozhou shook his head and said with a crying voice: "Damn, I'm going to dismantle the high beams in the future, pit people...... Besides, what the hell is sitting in that car? I'm going to buy a mask, too!"
Speaking of Zhou Wu's driving, he saw a BMW suddenly hit the wall, and his extremely depressed face finally had a little smile, sure enough, he was happy to see others unlucky!
However, Zhou Wu didn't be happy for long, and when he arrived at the hospital, he cried...... After various tests in the hospital, the conclusion is.
"According to the results of the examination, there is nothing wrong with your face, as for why there is hair, why there is a black mole, this ...... Further observation is needed. The doctor said very solemnly.
When Zhou Wu heard this, he immediately understood, this was a nice thing to say, but in fact, it was to tell him that he couldn't be cured! His eyes were black, and he fainted directly.
Ge Yan and Zhou Wenwu hurriedly stepped forward to support ......
When Zhou Wu woke up, he touched the black hair on his face, it was not a dream......!
On the side, Ge Yan was holding a mobile phone in his hand, his face was angry, Zhou Wu's angle just saw what was on the screen, but when he saw it, his lungs were about to explode! It was Ge Yan's circle of friends, and a photo was posted on it, it was a photo of him with black hair! He remembered, it was taken by him!
Zhou Wu hurriedly looked for the mobile phone, but he couldn't find it, so he remembered that he was so frightened that he threw the mobile phone away. couldn't help but scold in his heart: "Which king took Lao Tzu's mobile phone and sent it to the circle of friends, I will be your uncle!"
At the same time, Zhou Wu had a feeling that the eyes of the people in the hospital were all looking at him with a strange light, and they were all laughing at him! Vaguely, Zhou Wu heard someone talking about the black hair and black mole on his face, and at that moment Zhou Wu exploded in an instant, rushed up, pointed to the patient in the next bed, and roared angrily: "You TM shut up for me, what do you say to blind J8?"
The patient was startled, looked at the pig's head meat in his lunch box and said, "I...... I said I didn't get the hair off my pig's head, what's wrong?"
Zhou Wu suddenly froze in place, looking at the pig's head meat in the patient's lunch box, and sure enough, there was a handful of hair......
"Hurry!" Zhou Wu scolded three times, turned around and ran out.
Ge Yan saw Zhou Wu running out, and hurriedly grabbed Zhou Wu and said, "Old Zhou, what are you doing?"
Zhou Wu pointed to his face and said, "What can I do? With such a face, what can I do in the future?" After speaking, Zhou Wu pulled his legs and ran out, so frightened that Zhou Wenwu cried, Ge Yan quickly picked up his son Zhou Wenwu and chased after him.
After getting into his own car and cutting off the sight of outsiders, Zhou Wu calmed down a lot, leaned on the back of the chair, and said with a crying voice: "Wife, I ...... What am I going to do after this......"
Ge Yan said: "Old Zhou, the bell must be tied to the bell, this matter, I think nine times out of ten it has something to do with the monk of the Yizhi Temple." Have you forgotten what he said? And your first mole is the first bamboo shoot you wasted after he left. Although I didn't see it later, I'm sure that if you waste a bamboo shoot, this black mole will be bigger. ”
Zhou Wu wanted to refute, but the matter had come to this point, and he could only be a dead horse doctor, and asked, "Then what should I do now?"
"Let's go back to Yizhi Mountain and talk to the monk. Maybe, maybe there is still salvation......" Ge Yan said.
Zhou Wuyi gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go, go and see! If, if it was really him who did it, I ...... I ......"
After thinking about it for a long time, Zhou Wu couldn't say a cruel word, Fang Zheng can make him have black moles on his face, he can make him have black moles all over his body, in the face of this strange person, he is really a little stunned.
Ge Yan said: "Old Zhou, I've been thinking about a question along the way, isn't what we did before a little too domineering? This monk won't be filmed by God to clean us up, right?"
Zhou Wu snorted twice and didn't say anything, but reflecting on what he had done in the past, it was indeed a bit arrogant. But...... Was he really wrong?
Along the way, the two barely spoke, and drove all the way to the foot of Yizhi Mountain, and at this time, it was already early in the morning.
Looking at Yizhi Mountain, Zhou Wu sighed and said, "You wait for me at the bottom of the mountain, and I'll go up and have a look." ”
"No, I'll go with you. Ge Yan said.
Zhou Wu shook his head and walked up the mountain quickly.
Ge Yan thought about it, but in the end she didn't follow, she knew Zhou Wu too well, this is a bastard who wants to save face......
When Zhou Wu climbed to the top of the mountain, the sun had already risen from the horizon, standing on the top of Yizhi Mountain, looking at a white line at the end of the sky, there was a feeling of open-mindedness.
At this moment, with a creak, the gate of the Yizhi Temple slowly opened, and then a monk dressed in white appeared at the door.
Zhou Wu recognized Fang Zheng at a glance, and immediately ran over and shouted, "Master Fang Zheng, help!"
As soon as Fang Zheng opened the gate of the temple, he was about to try the magic of this phaseless gate, when he heard a shout, and turned his head to look: "Amitabha, what is it?"
Although Fang Zheng has obtained the mole surgery, and the black mole surgery has a clear explanation: "One thought of a mole, you can freely set the behavior of the growth and reappearance of the black mole." Fang Zheng set that as long as Zhou Wu wasted cold bamboo, he would immediately grow a black mole. But he really doesn't know what exactly it will look like, as long as he doesn't want to die, Fang Zheng doesn't bother to think about it. ”
"Master Fang Zheng, I'm Zhou Wu!" Zhou Wu ran to Fang Zheng and said.