No. 179: When the fart sounds, everyone applauds
Su Chen and Yang Yiru returned to China, and Xiao Jie drove Yang Yiru's car to pick up the two. Read the full text of the latest chapter
"President, these plans are for the price of this regional agent, just wait for you to come back and sign, now our Rumeng products have topped the product sales list, we have signed a contract with a new agent, we have been off the shelves, and the e-commerce has someone to contact our company to talk about cooperation. As for some of the previous regional agents, they have already come to the company to negotiate the renewal of the contract and the agency of Rumeng's products, because you are not in the company, so everything has been postponed. ”
Yang Yiru picked up a few plans and looked at them in the car: "Are people in the company now?"
Xiao Jie nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, now they all want to buy out the agents, and most of them will stay in hotels directly and wait for you to come back." ”
Yang Yiru was delighted: "Then go directly to the company, and you can inform you that we will hold a temporary meeting to talk to these people." ”
"Okay. ”
Su Chen drove the car to the company, and walked to the security room by himself, Chen Dong and the others were bragging and farting, and when they saw Su Chen coming in, their eyes widened: "Brother Chen, you're back"
Su Chen nodded, because he didn't wear work clothes, he hung his suit jacket on the door, Chen Dong and the others immediately gave him the sofa, Su Chen lay down and slept in a very comfortable position.
"Brother Chen, is it fun to go abroad?" Wen Luo walked over and asked with a smile.
Su Chen closed his eyes, leaned against the back of his head with both hands, and hummed in a nasal voice: "It's okay." ”
Chen Dong came over ambiguously: "You and the president go together, is there anything interesting happening?"
Su Chen opened his eyes and glanced at Chen Dong: "I said that all of you gossip went abroad, why don't you stay here one by one, don't you go to the post to patrol and change shifts?"
Several security guards looked at each other, and then obediently went out, leaving the eldest Wen Luo to come over and ask difficult: "Brother Chen, there has been a bull breaker in the company in the past two days, and it is Zhao Ritian, the leader of the Qingcheng Gang. ”
Su Chen frowned: "What is he doing here?"
Wen Luo: "It seems that he is interested in the agency of our new products, but because the company has not yet made a unified reply, he and several of his younger brothers only occasionally come over to ask about the situation, we are afraid that he will mess up and we will not be able to deal with the few people." ”
Su Chen snorted: "Then has he messed around in the past two days?"
Wen Luo said, "Not yet, sometimes he is more obedient, but he just came to ask about the agency, and the people in the planning department didn't dare to provoke him, but he didn't say anything, oh, by the way, he also asked me about Brother Chen, you have to pay attention." ”
At this time, Chen Dong ran in and said: "Brother Wen, then Zhao Ritian is here again, the public relations team said that a meeting on agency rights will be held temporarily, and those interested businessmen have come over, among which Zhao Ritian is also there, what should we do, should we call the police to beware"
Su Chen stood up, made a stretching movement, and then smacked his lips and said, "No need, I'll go over and take a look, you guys are at your post." ”
Su Chen walked out of the office and went to take the elevator in a good way, because the security room was on the second floor, and the media room was on the fifth floor, so when the representatives who came to sign the agent squeezed the elevator from the first floor and Zhao Ritian came up, the elevator was a little crowded. When Su Chen was waiting for the elevator, their elevator just went up, and when he opened it, he saw Zhao Ritian standing alone in the center of the elevator, and the other representatives all stuck to the corner of the wall and didn't dare to squeeze a piece with him, and there was an area vacant around Zhao Ritian, Su Chen saw this, and said to Zhao Ritian: "You Niu Bidu Niu came to me"
Zhao Ritian saw that it was Su Chen outside the elevator, and when he heard him say this, he hurriedly smiled bitterly: "How dare you, Brother Chen, I didn't threaten or force them, I came alone today." ”
As he spoke, he also asked a delegate: "Do you say that I forced you to leave my starting point?"
"No, no, no. ”
Zhao Ritian smiled with satisfaction, and then asked Su Chen: "Brother Chen, do you want to go up?"
Su Chen nodded, then stretched out his feet and walked in, Zhao Ritian immediately vacated the seat for him, Su Chen inserted his hands into his pants bag, and when he was about to speak, he accidentally shook out a fart.
In the closed elevator, it was particularly harsh and loud, Su Chen coughed and pretended not to be his own, so that he could seem a little more natural.
The few people behind him suffered, covering their noses one by one and not daring to say anything.
Zhao Ritian was absolutely sure that this fart was put by Brother Chen, but he didn't dare to say anything, he stood behind Su Chen, and saw that Su Chen's face became very unnatural from the mirror in front of him, and said secretly in his heart: Is Brother Chen still going to put it
Clever and clever, he found that Su Chen seemed to be embarrassed to put the second one, but he couldn't hold it back, Zhao Ritian immediately said: "Everyone, pay attention, I'm going to fart, when the fart sounds, everyone applauds." ”
After he finished speaking, Su Chen's fart also came out, louder than just now, and it was like a muffled thunder in the muffled elevator, but the representatives who had taken the elevator before still applauded one by one because of Zhao Ritian's majesty.
Su Chen breathed a sigh of relief, and applauded at the same time, as if it was not Jean who farted but Zhao Ritian.
As soon as the elevator jingled, you could see that the crowd inside dispersed in a hurry, and some of them were flushed with their faces and obviously had internal injuries. Su Chen patted Zhao Ritian on the shoulder, very satisfied with his actions just now: "Xiao Zhao, yes, you are very real. ”
Zhao Ritian watched Su Chen leave with a smile and a smile, and then ran wildly like other places, and the staff in the media room kindly told him: "Sir, the conference room is here." ”
"Where's the bathroom, tell me quickly, I'm going to vomit. Zhao Ritian covered his mouth and couldn't stand it anymore.
Su Chen saw that the meeting had not yet started, so he patrolled around the corridor, and some colleagues from the department greeted him warmly one by one, and his words and demeanor were a little respectful, after all, the matter of Su Chen being a shareholder had spread, and everyone usually admired his methods, and he had solved problems for several major events for the company, so Su Chen's popularity was still very good.
When the meeting was underway, Su Chen walked in through the back door of the conference room, and at this time, the delegates' eyes were full of strangeness when they looked at him.
Yang Yiru and the company's senior management entered, the conference table was like a big disc, Su Chen sat on the steps outside the circle, watching the people in the planning department explain the introduction of the company's new products and go in to sell the market research report.
Su Chen looked bored, so he couldn't help but take out a cigarette and light it for himself, which didn't affect the meeting, but there was a representative who didn't know how to lift the promotion, obviously he hadn't seen Su Chen, and said to him: "May I ask which company you belong to, can you go out to smoke cigarettes?"
Su Chen didn't say anything yet, Zhao Ritian had already thrown a batch of heads to the guy: "What's the matter with you, the people in Longyun haven't said it yet, what are you yelling about?"
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