Chapter 436.Crossing the System (26)

Everyone was speechless, Zhang Xiaoxi continued: "Continue to give him a drink after giving birth, if you don't give birth to a football team, we won't finish it, if you can give birth smoothly, you won't plan, a man has a child, I haven't seen it, this is called a sense of expectation." ”

Everyone around looked at Tang Seng sympathetically, and said, don't talk to the fox who is brain pumping, who knows what she can do when she brain smokes. In the following days, Tang Seng can only be described as miserable, not to mention, Nuwa must produce high-quality products.

When Tang Seng was pregnant for 100 days, after a burst of stomach pain, the child was released with a fart. It's just that after this time, the original little white-faced Tang Seng turned into a fragile little white flower in minutes.

Let Tang Seng delay for three days, and then continue to live, Xiaoxi blessed again: "There are 11 football team members, 11 substitutes, a total of 22 people, all of them are men!" Tang Seng already wanted to cry and had no place to cry, sure enough, the woman with brain pumping was the most terrifying.

After three years, the formation of the football team was finally completed, and Tang Seng was ready to run. He is afraid of this brain-pumping woman, in fact, if Wu Song and the generals can come out, they will definitely tell Tang Seng that the little fox is already polite to you.

After walking to the Miluo River, there is a huge snake here, and several demons have said to this kind of man-eating snake: "Kill the girl." ”

A group of people threw Tang Seng Wang's village away, and told the god of food to prepare to make snake soup, and a group of people went to rob the house with great interest! In half an hour, each person dragged a snake as thick as the mouth of a bowl back, and the god of food was already able to face all kinds of ingredients indifferently.

A meal is done step by step, Xiao Xi beckons everyone, come and eat together! In the face of the monster that killed their relatives, a group of villagers have no taboos, eat! Everyone is very happy to eat, as for the next real and false Monkey King, Xiao Xi is looking forward to it!

The group walked and walked, and a monkey with a complaining face appeared in front of him, rushing up to rob, watching a monkey shout after the robbery, he threw the stick aside, squatted down with his head, and waited to be beaten, Xiao Xi poked a branch and waited for the beaten monkey, and asked suspiciously: "Six-eared macaque?"

The little monkey looked aggrieved and said, "You are willing to do it! This kind of unfortunate errand will kill the monkey." ”

Xiao Xi asked with great interest, "Who called you here?"

The little monkey said, "A woman who flies with the sky, holding a bottle in her hand." ”

Xiao Xile asked, "Why did she choose you?"

The little monkey said decently: "This broken place, why don't you even have a decent monkey demon, forget the weakness, it's you." "Xiaoxi covers his face, Sun Wukong covers his face, this is too confusing, right?

After a group of people ignored the monk's opinion, everyone's unanimous suggestion was to arrest that dead shemale and give him a beat! As for Tang Seng, just flicker someone to chat with him, and the matter will be easily resolved.

It is Yuding real person who is pressed here to be greedy with Tang Seng, which perfectly interprets that when the nerd encounters a chatterbox, although the two of them talk about the feeling of a chicken and a duck, they can talk together strangely.

Xiaoxi's group of people went to talk to Guanyin as soon as possible, bullying the little monkey, and they had to clean up, otherwise the face of the demon king would not exist. Guanyin also seems to know that these unreliable ones are likely to come and smoke her, how to say, the possibility of this kind of thing happening is still quite high.

So when the group came to Putuo Mountain, they saw a desert island, and Guanyin ran away with important belongings. A few unhappy demon kings chose to set fire to the mountain, and of course, the good things on it were taken away by a group of unscrupulous guys.

They were not polite, and after decisively selling to their master, they asked the master to be a second-class dealer. His master is happy, no matter whether it is useful or not, he will collect it all, even the unlucky little monkey.

Returning to Tang Seng's side, a group of people advanced again and came to the vicinity of the Flame Mountain, where the Iron Fan Princess, carried by the doppelganger of Taishang Laojun, came to them. But Tang Seng still said that he wanted to go through the training, and the princess of the iron fan was even more simply, and dropped a sentence: "When you want a banana fan, go to Cuiyun Mountain to find me." ”

After speaking, they took the doppelganger and left with their waists hooked, they walked on the front foot, and a group of people on the back foot saw the cow with fire in its nose. A group of people except to sympathize with this cow, really have no tricks at all, if nothing else, can't beat it, persuade and educate?

Brother Niu's sincerity is a little miserable, not to mention, this girl was originally made to be his bodyguard, but this name is indeed a bit green. Brother Niu is really interested in Princess Iron Fan, and after so many years together, the relationship must still be a little.

But the other party is a cow, drilling the tip of the horns is a talent, suppressed for so many years, Brother Niu wants to break out, seeing that Brother Niu's state is not right, Xiaoxi tugged Tang Seng by the collar and said, it is better not to go up and send him to death.

Tang Seng was puzzled, but he couldn't struggle. The Bull Demon King reflexively passed over the Flame Mountain, and a group of people decisively dodged behind him. Xiao Xi didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement and shouted: "Give me a stick, I can lift the whole continent." ”

Sun Wukong covered his face after hearing this, Brother Niu really understood, and he did it, this thing dug a pit for the entire Flaming Mountain, and then, with a mixed iron rod, the entire Flaming Mountain was carried up on his shoulders. A group of idle and bored guys actually applauded on the sidelines.

This Brother Niu is really stubborn this time, Xiaoxi is waiting for Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, hurry back, ask your master to start buying, buy Brother Niu back, make shabu beef, live is delicious." ”

Brother Monkey was very puzzled: "Brother Niu has been messing with us for so long, is it not good for him to treat him like this?"

Xiao Xi slapped Brother Monkey on the head and said, "Are you stupid? "Brother Monkey is helpless, so he still goes to spread the word, but it is the Tongtian Sect Master, and after listening to it, I will understand, this is the little girl who wants to catch that cow!

He nodded to Brother Monkey: "If Lao Niu has a tone, Xiaoxi can tell him that he is fine." I'm going to buy cattle. Soon, Brother Niu, who basically had a breath left, was dragged back to Xiaoxi by the monkey.

Here, Xiaoxi has already prepared a big pot of mud soup with the help of a group of people, and when Sun Wukong comes back, Xiaoxi said: "Throw it in the pot." Sun Wukong nodded, or did it.

Catalyzed by Xiao Xi's mana, it took half a day for the Bull Demon King to be resurrected with full blood, and the Bull Demon King, who was fine, went back to Huaguo Mountain gloomily and went to be his demon king in peace.