Of course, there is a VCR before the mouse appears!

VCR is a rat sitting in a room with a mobile phone!

Fuyun sat across from the mouse, and he asked the mouse, "What are you doing?"

The mouse replied, "Ne!"

"See what?"

Fuyun asked.

"Of course, it's the first god book on the Internet "Breaking the Sky". ”

The rat replied.

"Phew!"

"Phew!"

"This ad hits。。。。。。。 ”

"Fuyun doesn't want Bilian too much!"

"It must have been agreed in advance!"

"Where did you read it?"

Fuyun asked.

"Of course, the holy land of reading for all people has surpassed the Chinese network. ”

The rat replied.

"Phew!"

"Phew!"

The scene was another "call".

Soon the mouse came to the presiding stage.

"Hello everyone, I'm a mouse!"

The rat introduced himself.

Everyone was happy to give him a round of applause, and in any case, this is the courtesy that the audience should have!

"You probably don't know me, who is this person, who is so thin, how did he get on this show? Did you go through the back door? I solemnly announce here today-"

When he said this, the mouse paused and looked at everyone!

"I'm just going through the back door!"

All the audience laughed.

"It's the first time I've seen someone say it's so straightforward to go through the back door!"

"This rat is funny!"

"It's so funny!"

"This show is quite funny!"

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Flowers were also sent in the live broadcast room!

"MEmu (Advanced IV.) presents 100 flowers to the anchor mouse!"

"MEmu (Advanced IV.) presents 100 flowers to the anchor mouse!"

"MEmu (Advanced IV.) presents 100 flowers to the anchor mouse!"

"MEmu (Advanced IV.) presents 100 flowers to the anchor mouse!"

The mouse continued: "Actually, I am the screenwriter of "Tucao Conference", so I can get close to the water and get the moon first!"

The rat explained the reason why he was able to "go through the back door"!

In any case, I always have to explain to the audience that he is also capable, and the reason why he is on this stage is not only because of the back door, but also because of his ability!

"Just now Mr. Zhang Yanggang said that I am not even as good as a marginal figure in the entertainment industry, I have to admit this, because I can't even enter the door of the entertainment industry, but Mr. Zhang Yanggang is even more powerful, he entered the entertainment industry, but he was kicked out!"

At this time, the camera turned to Zhang Yanggang, and I saw his depressed face!

The crowd laughed again!

"It's too bad!"

"This rat is amazing!"

"This wave of complaints is sharp!"

"This rat is amazing!"

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It can be said that in a short period of time, the audience's impression of "rats" has changed, this guy is too powerful!

"Actually, Mr. Zhang Yanggang is still very powerful, the audience in the back put down the stick first, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive!"

The camera is shown to Zhang Yanggang again, who is glaring at "Mouse!" with his dead fish eyes!

The audience was also happy!

"I suddenly feel that Zhang Yang is so pitiful!"

"It's so relieving!"

"It's so funny what the mouse said!"

"Zhang Yanggang is estimated to cry and faint in the toilet!"

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"Some of you may be very angry, but some people don't know each other, you go to the Internet to find out, I searched for the word Zhang Yang on the Internet, what is the relevant link?"

"Zhang Yanggang was beaten video highlights, Zhang Yanggang was beaten video review, I think the host does this job, and it's not easy to come up with a beaten video highlight every year. ”

The audience laughed again!

It's so relieving!

It can be said that many people present are very disgusted with Zhang Yanggang, and when they see him being complained about by such strong firepower, they are also happy in their hearts!

"Rats have your back!"

"Haha, look at Zhang Yanggang's expression!"

"It's hilarious!"

"This show is good!"

"Seeing Zhang Yanggang being complained about like this, my heart is very happy!"

"Xu Qian is so amazing, he was able to come up with such a show!"

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The flowers in the live broadcast room have never been broken!

"Nonsense is justified (Advanced IV.) to give the anchor rat 100 flowers!"

"Nonsense is justified (Advanced IV.) to give the anchor rat 100 flowers!"

"Nonsense is justified (Advanced IV.) to give the anchor rat 100 flowers!"

"Nonsense is justified (Advanced IV.) to give the anchor rat 100 flowers!"

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"Fuyun, the supreme god of online texts, I don't know why I am wearing a mask, is it a man dressed as a woman?"

The rat pointed to the Floating Cloud Road.

"Want to know what Boss Fuyun's expression is?"

"The spit is too sharp!"

"I just like to watch shows like this. ”

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"Oh, by the way, there are many people on the Internet who say that Mr. Zhang Yanggang is a person with very low emotional intelligence!"

All..........

Why did you get involved with Zhang Yanggang again?

"Still with such a peak loop?"

"I hope that after watching our show, you will deepen the misunderstanding and prejudice of Teacher Zhang Yanggang!"

The audience laughed!

"Zhang Yang is just miserable!"

"Is Zhang Yanggang going to be whipped?"

"It's so cool to watch!"

"It's very, very cool to watch!"

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"Then there is our brother Bao, Brother Bao has a song called "Dark Fragrance", this "Dark Fragrance" has been floating for more than 30 years, I don't think it should be called "Dark Fragrance", it should be called "Too Big Taste"!"

The camera is aimed at Brother Bao!

Brother Bao's expression was very speechless.

The audience was even more amused.

"It smells too much。。。。。。。 ”

"It turns out that there is such an explanation !! dark incense"

"Brother Bao, poor Brother Bao!"

"That's a good mouse!"

"I'm laughing to death, this show is so novel, so funny!"

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"Brother Bao also has a song called "Men Are Difficult", manly during the day, difficult at night, I just want to say: "Brother Bao, your song has your story"!"

Brother Bao。。。。。。。。

I have a sentence that MMP doesn't know whether to say or not!

The audience died of laughter!

"I'm laughing to death, I'm going to be out of breath!"

"A man during the day, a man at night is difficult, your song has your story, I feel sorry for your brother!"

"It turns out that this song by Brother Bao has such a profound meaning!"

"Brother Bao, I misunderstood you!"

"Poor Brother Bao, what kind of story did you have in the middle of the night?"

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The whole live broadcast room is also crazy!

"Awesome, mouse。。。。。 ”

“666666666666！”

"There'15666998 barrage coming!"

"It's a drive!"

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Not to mention, it's another wave of tips.

"Zhang Yan, one of the hosts of the program "I Am a Singer", the host of Li Zhang Yan in that program is Deng Jie!"

Everyone laughed!

Because Zhang Yan is really annoying, he always likes to steal the show, so that the participating singers have become his agents!

"It's okay!"

“6666666666！”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"This wave of taunts is okay!"

"The show "I Am a Singer" originally had seven contestants, and netizens affectionately called him the No. 8 singer, especially fond of stealing the show, I don't think this is enough, in his heart, the show may be called "I am Zhang Yan"!"

The mouse continued to talk.

The crowd laughed!

"Haha, that's hilarious!"

"It turns out that the original name of "I Am a Singer" was "I am Zhang Yan", no wonder, no wonder!"

"It's too bad, but I like it!"

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It can be said that this wave of complaints about rats is very happy!

"Teacher Shi Huo, my friend, you may not know much, but it is indeed my friend!"

"Someone must have asked me, rat, you don't have any culture, how can you make friends with Shi Huo, a top graduate of Jiaotong University? You stand on the same stage with him, don't you feel nervous?"

"But think about it from another angle, Mr. Shi Huo has studied hard for more than ten years, how much he has suffered, how many sins he has suffered, and finally graduated from Jiaotong University, standing on the same stage with me, he should be nervous!"

Shi Huo was speechless.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!"

"Just take the mouth of the mouse!"

"I guess he can say dead as alive!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

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"Everybody in the stands, a famous actor, no, a famous singer, not, famous, oh Zhang Ming, what are you doing?

Zhang Ming looked at the mouse with bad intentions!

The crowd laughed again!

"That's amazing!"

"I'm out of breath laughing!"

"Funny, Xu Qian is so amazing, there is such a show!"

"Mr. Zhang Ming is a professional model, really very professional, when we were rehearsing here just now, we asked him to walk on this stage, and he left every time he finished his appearance!"

The crowd laughed.

"That's a profession!"

"Very professional!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Rats are awesome!"

"Love rats!"

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"Finally, our main coffee loves potatoes, heavyweight, but why do you look so thin like me, did your mother abuse you when you were a child?"

The crowd laughed!

"So it's because I'm being abused by my parents?"

"This rat is really unseemly, and his mouth is really profitable!"

"Just admire the mouse!"

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"Well, in fact, I am a fan of potatoes, and I like his "Best Youth" very much!"

Spectator.........

"Advertise again!"

"This show is very professional in advertising!"

"Just convince this kind of serious advertising!"

"Okay, that's the end of my complaint, thank you, thank you!"

The rat bowed to the audience!

The audience responded with enthusiastic applause!

"The rat is great!"

"The boy is amazing!"

"I like you rat so much!"

"I like you so much!"

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At the end, the mouse hugged the potato lovers a bit, and then returned to his seat, and it was time for the others to appear!!!