Chapter 49: Telling Bad Jokes
Yunluo stopped behind him and didn't speak, just stood there silently, his eyes locked on the lonely figure, and his heart was a little sour.
"Smack. ”
Nan Yixuan casually picked up a stone and threw it into the pool, and the originally calm water surface was stirred up with a layer of ripples.
Yunluo looked at the ripples that were spreading in circles, thinking in his heart that he must have been brain-dead just now, so he would take this matter down to the third princess, because she was the least comforting.
It's just that it's come to this, and she can't stand here with him until dark.
Thinking of this, Yunluo silently walked to Nan Yixuan's side and sat down at a distance of an arm's length from him.
looked sideways at Nan Yixuan beside him, but saw that he was just staring at the lake blankly, and he didn't know what he was thinking, Yunluo pursed his lips, and finally said, "That, are you okay?"
"Grandmother loves me very much. Nan Yixuan said, and threw another stone into the pool, with a sad look on his face, "When my mother gave birth to me, my father happened to be out in the royal car, if it wasn't for the emperor's grandmother who arrived in time, my mother and I would definitely have died." After that, my mother was seriously ill and bedridden, and it was the imperial grandmother who brought me up. ”
When Concubine Rou gave birth to Nan Yixuan, she almost lost two lives, Yunluo had heard it from Wu's mother, but she didn't know that it was the Queen Mother who arrived at the time to save them and brought him up.
The Imperial Palace is a place that is thousands of times more complicated than Yunfu, even if the emperor is good to him, but he has every opportunity, there will always be times when he can't take care of it. It is conceivable that without the care of the Queen Mother, Nan Yixuan's life would definitely not be much better than when she was in the Yun family, not to mention that he was still a fool.
Yun Cheng is a person who will not comfort people, hearing Nan Yixuan say this, even with her was a little sad, and after a long time, he held back a sentence: "The deceased has passed away, don't be too sad, the Queen Mother will definitely feel distressed if she knows." ”
Yunluo's words fell, and Nan Yixuan looked at her sideways, his expression was serious, his eyes were deep, but he didn't speak for a long time.
The evening sunset fell on his stunning face, gilding his whole person with a golden halo, and his dark eyes were like stars in the night sky, deep and mysterious.
Yunluo was a little inexplicably flustered by him, because Nan Yixuan like this was very different from what she had seen before.
Now that he is not the slightest bit stupid, Yunluo can't help but wonder, was he pretending to be stupid before?
But as soon as she thought about it, she saw Nan Yixuan's mouth curled and looked like she was about to cry, "I'm so sad, can you tell some jokes to make me happy?"
"Tell a joke?" Yunluo had three drops of sweat on her forehead, she liked it very much, and she was happy to tell jokes, but people who had heard her jokes in modern times were coldly killed...... Only one person would buy her account, "Are you sure you want to listen?"
"yes, yes, can you tell me?" Nan Yixuan moved towards Yunluo, blinking a pair of big eyes and looking at her with a look of hope.
"Don't regret it. Yunluo thought for a moment, and then said, "An ant saw an elephant on the road, and the ant burrowed into the soil, with only one leg exposed. The little rabbit was puzzled when he saw it, so he asked why he was leaving his legs exposed.
Speaking of this, Yunluo paused and asked Xiang Nan Yixuan, "Do you know?"
Nan Yixuan thought seriously with a serious face, and suddenly thought of something, "I know, because the ants are too afraid of elephants and don't have time to hide, so they expose their feet." ”
"It's not. Yunluo shook his head, then smiled slightly, "The ant said, 'Shhhh
"......" Nan Yixuan was stunned for a moment, as if he hadn't reflected yet, but then he burst out laughing, "Hahaha, the ant wants to trip over the elephant?" Hahaha, laugh at me, laugh at me!"
Nan Yixuan patted his thigh, laughing so much that tears came out, and the corners of Yunluo's mouth twitched slightly, is it really so funny?
It's not the first time she has told this story, even Xiao Ziang used to say that he was so cold, or did he think it was funny because he only had a seven-year-old mind?
But finally someone was willing to listen to her jokes, and her motivation came, "Do you want to continue listening?"
Nan Yixuan finally stopped laughing, wiped his tears and said, "Listen, of course listen." ”
Yunluo continued: "The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants hurrying away and asked why. ”
"I know, I know!" This time, without waiting for Yunluo to ask, Nan Yixuan hurriedly replied: "Because the ant was trampled to death by the elephant yesterday, they all ran to death." ”
"Nope. Yunluo shook his head again, "The ant replied, 'Yesterday an elephant tripped and fell and was seriously injured by one of our brothers, and we gave blood to that girl. Not long after, when the rabbit saw that a large number of ants had returned, he asked what was the matter, and one of the ants said, 'Oh, there is only one of the elephant's blood types, and it is enough for him to draw blood there.' ’”
As soon as Yunluo's words fell, Nan Yixuan laughed again, "Ahahaha, how could an ant really trip an elephant and fall and be seriously injured? It's so funny, it's really funny." ”
Just laughing, laughing, he suddenly said, "But what about donating blood?"
Yunluo realized that there was no blood donation in ancient times, and thought for a while: "Blood donation is a popular way to cure diseases in the animal kingdom, if anyone loses too much blood and is in danger of life, a partner with the same blood type feeds it their own blood to drink, and it can save its life." ”
Yunluo just explained it in a simple and understandable way, Nan Yixuan nodded as if he didn't understand, but he heard Yunluo say again: "On the third day, the rabbit came and asked the ant: 'Is that girl alive?' The ant nodded, and then said helplessly: 'I carried it back, it was so heavy, my waist was tired and bent, and that girl was too unbearable to fall!'"
"Hahaha......" Nan Yixuan was already out of breath with laughter, "Ran...... And then what?"
Yunluo glanced at him and said lightly: "After the elephant recovers, he will sue the ants, and the government will judge that the ants tripping the elephant are malicious injuries and will be imprisoned for six months." Ant refused, 'The maximum sentence for personal injury is two months, why did you sentence me to half a year?' The county magistrate said: "The sentence for personal injury is two months, and tripping an elephant is for racial discrimination, and four months are added." So the ants ran to sue the emperor: 'We are equal to the elephants, how can we discriminate, please ask the emperor to make a clear judgment, return our innocence, and sue the county magistrate for false accusations.' ’”
In order not to explain more, Yunluo automatically changed the names of the courts, judges, and Supreme Court inside.
"Is there anything else?