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"You know the singer Tu Honggang, right?"

chatting, Lai Jun told a few interesting jokes. As a host for more than ten or twenty years, telling jokes is not a matter for him.

And it is particularly substitutional, because it is what he went to sing in Shenzhen when he was young. Including Chen Ming, too. At that time, the two were not very famous, so they could only catch up one field after another, and it was hard to make money. Riding a bicycle, the car was lost, and I didn't dare to take a taxi because the day was wasted.

Everyone listened to it funny and sad. Then he told some interesting things, such as styling.

"At that time, the pop songs were all about Xiangjiang and Wanwan. ”

Lai Jun spoke, and everyone listened.

"Either you have to learn Cantonese songs, learn them now. At the very least, you have to learn a few Wanwan songs. ”

"Once singer Tu Honggang went to perform in Shenzhen, and then sang a song "About Winter". ”

Lai Jun got up and learned Tu Honggang's appearance: "He used to sing Peking Opera veterans, and he ...... while singing"

"Gently, I will leave you. ”

imitated Tu Honggang to sing pop songs, and actually used the shape of Peking Opera, which made everyone laugh.

After a few paragraphs, it was naturally Han Wei's turn. Or it was the turn of the guests invited by Han Wei.

Han Wei Zaihong is also a regular member, and he is not as popular as Li Ruobai.

"Xiao Li is very quiet. ”

Lu Jing smiled and brought the topic over to Li Ruobai, who was sitting next to Han Wei: "Just sit there obediently and don't speak." Laugh as soon as you speak, so cute. ”

Sure enough, Li Ruobai smiled very obediently, and her big eyes looked even more beautiful.

"Huh. ”

As a result, a subconscious, slightly mocking laugh was short, but audible.

Looking at the laughter, Li Ruobai immediately pursed the corners of his mouth and glared at him.

Right next to him, Han Wei smiled.

"Does Han Wei have any objections?"

Lu Jing spoke: "I said something wrong?"

Zhao Jian was puzzled: "No." ”

Lu Jing was surprised: "How do you know?"

Signaling to Li Ruobai, Zhao Jian spoke: "Xiao Li also made a cameo when we were filming the sewing machine. Play with us and sing along with us. He even played a piece of Kikujiro's summer. It looks very kind and quiet. ”

Qin Yu spoke: "Female man." is also quiet and well-behaved. ”

"Brother pardon~"

Li Ruobai looked at Qin Yu with a disgusted smile.

Qin Yu waved his hand: "But in fact, he is indeed very sensible, soft-spoken, and has a very cute and lively character." ”

Han Wei rolled up his sleeves and fiddled with his trouser legs, sitting on the armrest anyway.

Lai Jun smiled and pointed at Han Wei: "Obviously, Han Wei has a different opinion. ”

Li Ruobai couldn't help but smile and looked at Han Wei: "Don't you agree?"

Everyone looked over, and it was obvious that Han Wei had something to say.

Sighing lightly, Han Wei looked at everyone: "How can you say it? It can't be said that everyone has two sides, it can only be said that everyone is somewhat different in the face of the public and in private." ”

Lu Xiaoling nodded: "This is the truth, and it is not limited to artists." There is certainly a difference between treating friends and family with ordinary colleagues at work. ”

Han Wei motioned to Li Ruobai: "If you are not familiar, you must look at it, it is very sweet and well-behaved, looking at you with big eyes, sitting there like a little lady." ”

"Poof~"

"Little Lady~"

"Haha. ”

Everyone laughed, Li Ruobai covered her mouth and smiled, her hair was scattered, and she shook it halfway: "A lady is a lady, and it's ...... Also a little lady. ”

After laughing, Lai Jun spoke: "Actually, it's different?"

Han Wei spoke: "I'll give you an example, and you'll understand." ”

Everyone quieted down, including Li Ruobai, who also lowered his head and smiled and fiddled with his fingers.

Han Wei looked at everyone: "It's just that after the end, it's red." I remember saying it on the show, maybe not here. Suddenly, I occasionally went to the mall and found that, wow, it was all her posters. Various endorsements. ”

Everyone admired and envied, and Li Ruobai corrected: "It's not all, is it okay to have some?"

Han Wei waved his hand: "Really." What sports brand Adidas, what skin care products, what luxury Dolce & Gabbana, or games or the like. Many, much, much. And then there's the cell phone and the milk commercial. ”

Pointing to himself: "Then I am envious." But after a long time, you know that envy can easily turn into jealousy. Then one day we met, I couldn't help it, I said......"

Everyone looked at Han Wei, and Han Wei seemed to enter the dialogue scene at that time: "Aren't you endorsing Adidas? Don't give me a pair of sneakers? And that cosmetics, that mobile phone, why don't you get some of them?"

"Huh. ”

Everyone laughed, and Li Ruobai laughed too.

Han Wei spoke: "I must be a kind of venting, or ridicule." ”

looked at everyone: "Li Ruobai looked at me like a neuropathy and said, I'm just an endorsement." What else can I endorse, I don't have to spend money on what I buy?"

Everyone laughed again, and Lai Jun motioned to Han Wei: "Be careful, you are." ”

Han Wei was embarrassed: "It's a little." ”

Then Han Wei spoke: "I was very unhappy when I heard her say this. I said that you still cost money for the things you endorse, but in fact, you just don't want to give it, and you float after you become popular. ”

Han Wei looked at Lu Jing and the others: "I just want to take the opportunity to express my jealousy of her." It is estimated that Li Ruobai also saw it. ”

imitated Li Ruobai's scene at that time, squinting and looking at the direction: "She just looked at me like this, looked at it for a long time, nodded and spoke." ”

"Okay. ”

Han Wei motioned to everyone: "She told me...... I'm also endorsed Hu Shubao, do you want it? ”

"Poof!!"

"Haha!!"

"Ahhh!!h

Everyone laughed, who didn't know that Hushubao has become synonymous with sanitary napkins, although it is only a brand of sanitary napkins.

The ladies were embarrassed, but they couldn't laugh at it. This is especially true for men.

Li Ruobai's cheeks were flushed and he pushed him away hard, complaining, "How can I have?!"

Han Wei wasn't finished yet, ignoring Li Ruobai and looking at the people who had laughed: "Except for this, the key is her posture, do you know?"

Han Wei learned Li Ruobai's posture: "You know the crossed legs, we are all two legs combined, but hers is not." The left or right leg is the normal fulcrum, the other leg is across the other, and the ankle is on the knee. That kind of posture that is particularly unrestrained and rarely has men. ”

"Poof!!"

"It's so graphic. ”

Han Wei imitated Li Ruobai's posture, looking up and down at whose gaze and expression: "Do you want it? ”

"Haha!!"

Everyone burst into laughter, Li Ruobai slapped him a few times, and he covered his face and laughed so much that he couldn't raise his head.

Han Wei put down his legs and looked at everyone with his hands outstretched: "This is Li Ruobai in private, he is very well-behaved, kind and sweet." It's all subverted, her boyfriend is full of power, and she knows it herself. It's just trying to cover it up when facing the camera. ”

Lu Jing blushed with laughter and pointed at Han Wei: "Let you say that you look like a little rascal." ”

Han Wei spoke: "I'm not describing her private boyfriend power, but to express it to you, you look like I bullied her in front of the camera in the show, I teased her and blackened her, and then she blushed and smiled, looking at you with big eyes, as if she was very weak." This time you know what she's doing in private. I couldn't say anything, and I was shocked. The popular little flower girl can be so unrestrained and bold?"

Everyone laughed again, Li Ruobai leaned weakly to the side, and pouted and pushed him hard.

Zhao Jian asked Qin Yu: "Is it true?"

Qin Yu also nodded with a smile, but then corrected: "I don't know about this, it's about the two of them after the departure is over." But let's be honest, Xiao Li ...... Hehe. ”

Qin Yu seemed to think of something, pointed at Li Ruobai and smiled.

A few people were puzzled by what they were laughing at, and after Qin Yu held back, he looked at a few people: "Xiao Li's sitting posture is indeed very gentlemanly." ”

"Brother Pardon!!

Li Ruobai shouted, and then covered his face in embarrassment.

He Hui suddenly clapped her hands: "I know." The legs are separated!!"

Several people were puzzled, He Hui's cheeks were red, and she didn't dare to show it because she was wearing a skirt today.

"That's it. ”

Han Wei opened his mouth and showed it to everyone. Sit there with your legs apart and your elbows on your knees: "Sit like this." ”

Pointing at Li Ruobai, who had been covering his face on the side: "It's the popular little flower in your eyes." People praise what a well-behaved, sweet, and lovely Ms. Li Ruobai. ”

"Wow~"

Zhao Jian clapped his hands and looked at a few people: "I really didn't expect this." ”

Then he looked at He Hui in surprise: "How do you know?"

He Hui smiled: "Let's go." ”

Han Wei corrected: "No, she is like this in private." It's just that it came over later. ”

Lu Jing frowned: "You observe so carefully?"

Han Wei was helpless: "It's too obvious." ”

Qin Yu smiled: "At that time, it was the third issue I remember, the heartbeat acceleration link. Han Wei was about to announce who was on their team. I seemed to be talking, but I found that Han Yan stopped talking and looked in one direction. We're all curious about what to see. I saw that Han Wei was looking at Xiao Li. ”

Lai Jun asked, "Because of the sitting position?"

Qin Yu pointed to Li Ruobai, who was embarrassed to cover his face next to him, and then looked at Han Wei, who was smiling: "We didn't think there was anything abnormal at the time. As a result, I saw Han Wei walk up to Xiao Li and close her two separate legs. ”

"Haha!!"

"I know, I know!"

Several ladies in Building A knew that they had obviously seen the picture at that time.

"Wow~"

Zhao Jian shook his head and exclaimed: "I didn't expect it." I really didn't expect that. ”

Li Ruobai looked at Han Wei and Qin Yu weakly: "You just want to hack me." It's dark to the end. ”

Han Wei waved his hand: "No." ”

Looking at the crowd: "Later, I found out that she may not be very good at crossing." Even if you don't sit apart in the future, you still have your legs together on one side. ”

Li Ruobai bit her lip and glared at him: "Your explanation is not much better, you know?"

Han Wei was surprised: "It's not good to have your legs together on one side?"

Li Ruobai raised his hand and compared: "Then don't you say that you changed it later?"

Han Wei glared: "Do you still know that it's embarrassing for you to change at such an old age?!Didn't anyone tell you a long time ago?"

"Haha!!"

Lai Jun laughed, not to mention several others.

Let's talk about a few jokes together to be active, and there will definitely be other performances and singing.

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