After a night on the train, I finally arrived in North China the next day.

As soon as Xu Yang got out of the car, he hurriedly bought a cup of eight-treasure porridge and bread to satisfy his hunger.

The food on the train was so unpalatable that I would admit it when I sold it for eight yuan a piece, and the meat actually stinked.

Xu Yang endured not eating for a night.

After drinking a large cup of eight-treasure porridge and eating a piece of bread, my stomach finally warmed up.

Xu Yang touched his lower abdomen, thinking to himself why he was so hungry, he couldn't stand it for just one night.

Rubbing his stomach, Xu Yang waved his hand and called a three-wheeler, and went back to school directly.

When he arrived at the school gate, Xu Yang found that the iron gate was actually closed, leaving only a distance for students to enter and exit.

Xu Yang also wondered, shouldn't the door be open normally, why was it closed today.

He walked over and glanced at the doorman, who was no one inside.

Xu Yang muttered a few words and walked to the classroom with his pocket.

"Huh. ”

Passing by the billboard, Xu Yang accidentally saw something posted on it, and he immediately stopped to watch.

"Who was so unlucky to be punished. ”

Xu Yang saw the first one, and it was written on it that a classmate in the second class was named Chen Junhao.

"How is he. ”

Xu Yang smacked his lips, he was very familiar with the name Chen Junhao, and before he was reborn, he was in the same class as him.

Read on.

"Because I got into a fight with someone and disrupted school discipline, the whole school reported the punishment......"

When Xu Yang saw this, he immediately gloated, this kid actually fought with someone, it's amazing.

If I remember correctly, Chen Junhao's family should be selling paint for decoration, and his annual income can exceed hundreds of thousands.

In 05 years, if you can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, then you are a local tyrant.

When I was in the same class with this guy in my last life, I didn't show off my wealth, I bought mp3 today, I bought a mobile phone tomorrow, and I changed to Nike the day after tomorrow.

"Tsk, I don't know who fought with this guy, it's really unlucky. ”

Xu Yang's gaze moved to the side and continued to look at the second one.

"I ...... Holy, three-legged?"

After Xu Yang saw the name on it, the whole person was stunned.

And not only Liu Sanjiao, but also Wang Meng, both of whom were punished the same because of fighting with Chen Junhao.

"I'll go, what's the situation with these two people, how did they fight with Chen Junhao. ”

Xu Yang was a little at a loss, it stands to reason that the three of them can't beat each other, so why did they fight.

"I don't understand what's going on, so I'd better ask someone else. ”

Xu Yang stepped out of here.

……

Yesterday's military training was over, and now it is considered a formal class.

Xu Yang quietly came to the door of the classroom and saw that the students were all in self-study class, and Xu Yiman was writing on the blackboard.

"Don't find me......"

Xu Yang thought to himself, quietly pushed open the door, and planned to tiptoe in.

"Xu Yang!"

Xu Yiman opened his mouth and called him.

"To. ”

Xu Yang stood up straight.

"Okay, you, let you take four days off, how many days is it today?"

Xu Yiman looked at him with a smile, and his eyes wanted to kill.

Xu Yang hesitated and said, "That, my second uncle is dead, and he is crying for the grave." ”

"Alright, go back in. ”

Xu Yiman waved his hand.

Xu Yang hurriedly walked to his position, and then found that Jia Miao's big fat body blocked his way in.

"I, I want to change places, I want to sit still. ”

Xu Yang said with a bitter face.

"Flutter. ”

The rest of the class burst out laughing.

Xu Yiman glared and said: "It's only the first day of class that you want to change your position, how can I tell you, when you improve Jia Miao's academic performance, I will consider changing your position." ”

Xu Yang secretly scolded, its grandmother's, it must be that she is only Gao Badou who makes people jealous, otherwise why not arrange it to Jing'er.

Thinking in his heart, Xu Yang still squeezed in very reluctantly and sat on the stool.

"Shhh ”

"What a taste. ”

Xu Yang sniffed, and the smell seemed to float from Jia Miao's hair.

", isn't this the good shampoo you use. ”

Xu Yang secretly thought to himself, and even came up with advertising words.

It's really good, everyone's good is really good.

"This advertisement shouldn't have come out yet, do you want me to vote for Haodi Company?"

Xu Yang thought to himself, how can this advertising slogan be sold for about tens of thousands of yuan.

Xu Yiman, who was on the stage, saw Xu Yang's absent-mindedness, so she immediately called his name and said, "Xu Yang, you get up and give me a drink." ”

"Huh?"

Xu Yang subconsciously stood up and said, "Is it Tao Yuanming's drinking?"

"What do you say?" Xu Yiman glared at him.

Xu Yang scratched his head, he had forgotten the poem of drinking, he didn't even bring a textbook, how could he think of it.

Jia Miao, who was at the same table, closed the book and didn't show it to him.

"It's grandma's. ”

Xu Yang scolded his mother in his heart, but he dared not to show it to Lao Tzu.

"You're carrying it, haven't you forgotten? ”

Xu Yiman looked like he was watching a good show.

The whole class was also covering their mouths, waiting to be ridiculed.

Xu Yang muttered a few sentences, wanting to see Lao Tzu make a fool of himself and dream.

"Teacher, although I don't remember this poem, I made up a song from this poem. ”

"What, you still make up songs out of drinking poems?"

Xu Yiman looked at it in a daze, thinking that Xu Yang was joking.

"Sing, sing to us. ”

The whole class burst into laughter.

"Sing it, sing it, I'm afraid you won't make it. ”

Xu Yang cleared his throat, then rolled a book into a circle, aimed it at his mouth, and stepped on the stool with his shoes still on it.

"Listen up. ”

Xu Yang found a rhythm for himself, and when he opened his mouth, he sang: "I am drunk alone, and I am drunk when I am drunk, and I am drunk and I make beautiful women into pairs......"

As soon as he opened his mouth to sing two lines, the entire class was already stunned.

Even Xu Yiman looked at him dumbfounded, thinking that this is okay?

Xu Yang shouted two sentences, and found a sense of rhythm, this Internet Divine Comedy, which only appeared in later generations, was shouted out by him in front of the whole class.

Although there was no shouting and rapping in this era, the classmates in the class applauded rhythmically, and a group of people began to coax and shout, shouting more than cows in their mouths.

It only took more than a minute to finish shouting this song, but in just such a minute, everyone had already carnivaled.

The whole classroom became chaotic.

Jing'er was also like a deer, her face was crimson, she felt that Xu Yang was very powerful, so she could make up a song, she was too talented.

Jingle bells.

The bell rang for the end of class, and all the students rushed to Xu Yang like crazy, like fans worshiping: "Xu Yang, you are awesome, sign me quickly." ”

"What were you singing just now, a few thieves who wrote the words, teach me quickly. ”

"Ox Biklas, sing it again, please. ”

Boys and girls all surrounded, crying and shouting for Xu Yang to come again.

Xu Yang thought to himself, isn't this a neurosis, and sang a song blindly, so that you worship my brother so much.

"Let's get up, I'm still going to have something to do. ”

Xu Yang squeezed through the crowd with all his might, and ran out.

As soon as I ran out of the door, I bumped into a person head-on.

"Damn, who hit Lao Tzu. ”

Liu Sanjiao raised his head and said with bared teeth.

Xu Yang rubbed his head and said, "Three legs, okay, you, you dare to call yourself Lao Tzu in front of me." ”

"Yoko?"

After Liu Sanjiao saw that it was Xu Yang, he suddenly became excited, and said, "Yangzi, you are back today, why didn't you say it earlier, I was about to take Wang Meng to fight." ”

"What are you fighting, who are you going to fight?"

Xu Yang asked depressedly.

"Chen Junhao. Liu Sanleg scolded and said: "That kid just didn't clean up, he took advantage of your absence, and actually dared to ask the school flower out." ”

"What?" Xu Yang was taken aback and asked, "That kid asked the school flower to go out to play?"

"Yes, you said he didn't have a lot of money. Liu Sanleg rolled up his sleeves and said, "I have already agreed with Wang Meng, anyway, we have both been punished, and we don't care about anything else." ”

"We're going to beat this kid up, and then we're going to roll up the bunk and go home to farm, and I'll make a lot of money by guarding the Internet café anyway. ”

Hearing this, Xu Yang immediately shook his head and said, "Don't be impulsive first, don't be in a hurry to beat him, now I'll get your punishment first." ”

"You go and call Wang Meng, and come with me to find the dean of teaching. ”

Saying that, Xu Yang walked upstairs directly, and when Liu Sanleg saw this, he also hurriedly ran back to the class and called Wang Meng to come out.

A few minutes later, the three met at the door of the dean.

Xu Yang pointed to the door and said in a low voice: "I'll go in in a while, and I'll let you come in." ”

"Yoko, what are you going to do, don't offend the teaching director for the sake of the two of us, you can't do it. ”

Liu Sanleg said with shortness of breath.

Xu Yang chuckled, patted his three legs on the shoulder, and said, "Don't worry, I'm just here to reason, and I'm not here to make trouble." ”

After speaking, Xu Yang knocked on the door.

"Come in. ”

Xu Yang pushed the door and entered.

"Director Zhang. ”

After Xu Yang came in, he greeted the other party with a smile.

In addition to the dean of teaching, there was also a middle-aged man in the room.

This middle-aged man was wearing a black suit and sitting on the sofa, very stylish, Xu Yang glanced at it, and secretly thought that this was not Chen Junhao's father.

"Ahem. ”

The teaching director squinted at Xu Yang, thinking to himself what this kid was doing at this time.

"My son's business, you can't just leave it at that!"

The middle-aged man suddenly opened his mouth and said angrily: "I have donated millions to this school, and I am an old friend of your directors. ”

"My son's punishment must be removed, and the students who beat people must also be expelled!"

"Also, you have to apologize to my son for not making any mistakes at all!"

The man's tone was furious, and his voice was so loud that it could be heard outside the hallway.

"This ......"

The dean smiled wryly, he didn't know what to tell this person.

"Why. ”

Xu Yang pouted and said lightly: "There is nothing wrong with my family's three legs, it is your son who is at fault first." ”

"Bang!"

The man slapped on the armrest, and glared at Xu Yang with fierce eyes: "Who the are you, what are adults talking to children!"

"I'm sorry, I'm eighteen and an adult. ”

Xu Yang didn't intimidate this guy at all, and said in a calm tone: "I came here today to talk about the three legs and Wang Meng." ”

"I think it's your son who should be punished, and it has nothing to do with the two of them. ”

As soon as these words came out, the teaching director's face turned green, these two ancestors really rushed together today.

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