Chapter 20: Re-entry into the Underworld
I never thought that I would come to the underworld again for the same reason.
When I woke up and saw Hades, I thought it was a dream.
"I ...... Why are you here?"
Hades shrugged, "Dead again." ”
"Again?...... No, why did you die?"
I looked down to see what was wrong with my body, only to see a cloud of fog again. Hades wanted to pat me to appease me, but he raised his arm and found that he couldn't do anything, so he scratched his head in embarrassment.
"You don't remember how you died?"
I shook my head blankly.
"Okay, I'll send Xiaobai to take you to the Sansheng Stone to have a look, and you'll understand. ”
As soon as the words fell, Lori Xiaobai appeared in the palace of Hades.
"Oops! you're here again!" Xiaobai reached out and rubbed the mist that represented me, but I couldn't feel anything.
"Grandpa Hades is eccentric! Send my sister on a business trip to the world, people are bored here all day long, and they are about to die of boredom!"
"Stinky rascal, shameless, molesting little Lori. I scoffed.
"Xiaoyuan, what are you talking about?" Hades asked very pleasantly, stroking a handful of dull hairs on the top of Xiaobai's head with one hand.
"I didn't ...... It's nothing, aren't you going to see the Sansheng Stone? Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. ”
Hades explained a few words to Xiaobai, and Xiaobai jumped up and said, "Let's go, I'll take you there." ”
The Sansheng Stone sits on a high platform, and in front of it there is a long line of ghosts, and the mist is next to each other, and it is impossible to see the edge in the distance. In contrast, the long queue in front of the roller coaster at the holiday playground simply can't be called a queue.
A few ghosts wearing fast-catching costumes almost shouted twice from time to time to maintain order, and a sneaky mist wanted to cut in line, but they were immediately grabbed and thrown to the end of the line.
Seeing Xiaobai coming, the ghosts hurriedly stepped forward to say hello, very flattering.
Xiaobai smiled and took out a stack of paper money, stuffed a few sheets into each ghost's hand, and pointed at me and said: "This is the distinguished guest of Grandpa Hades, and the king of Hades specially asked me to bring a distinguished guest to come and use a three-life stone ......."
Immediately, a particularly eye-catching ghost cha answered: "Hades's distinguished guest is our honored guest, so what else is there to say, priority," and then said to me: "Wait a minute, I will arrange it for you." ”
While speaking, there was already a ghost who drove away the ghost who was using the Sansheng Stone, and the one who was driven away was a female ghost, scolding and scolding, very unconvinced, and the ghost also stuffed a piece of paper money into her hand, and said comfortingly: "You have made it convenient for us, and you can still lose the benefits? ”
The female ghost took the paper money and stood silently without squeaking.
It's really strange, money can really make ghosts grind.
Xiaobai beckoned me to stand next to the Sansheng Stone, "Which memory you want to see before your death, just meditate in your heart." ”
With that, she walked down the steps.
The first thing that caught my attention was a wooden sign standing next to the Sansheng Stone, on which a few lines of words were written:
1. Please use Sansheng stone in a civilized manner, and those who throw confetti and scribble will be fined 5 yuan.
2. In order to protect users, please consciously line up at the bottom of the steps.
3. It is strictly forbidden to bring pets on stage, and group photos are only available after 6:00 p.m. every day.
Okay, I also took a group photo, and the Sansheng Stone is a tourist attraction.
"Hurry up, Xiaoyuan!"
Xiaobai has already begun to urge, and I can't delay, so I immediately stood still, and silently thought in my heart: How did I die, how did I die, how did I die......
There was a faint blue light on the originally black and bare Sansheng Stone, and the blue lake water was like ripples, and after a while, the ripples gradually calmed down, and the picture began to appear in the blue light.
I was making out the blurred figure in the picture, and suddenly a prompt box popped up:
Your VIP status has been recognized, and the Blu-ray HD mode has been opened for you, I wish you a happy viewing!
I'll go......! Fuck you still have a player.,I don't know if I can adjust a 16:9 widescreen.。
It's really up today.
When the prompt box disappeared, the picture was really much clearer, and I immediately saw that I was walking to her mother's house with Xu Xiaoman, and the two of us were carrying a bag of things.
Oh, I remembered, after coming back from Hainan, Xu Xiaoman sent the special products he bought back to the two old people, we went to visit Lao Xu in the morning, and went to visit Xu's mother in the afternoon, planning to go to my house tomorrow, and I was thinking about telling my mother about the marriage in advance.
Seeing that Xu Ma was at the door of the house, before she entered the door, she heard crying and scolding.
Mother Xu: "It's evil...... What a wickedness...... Woohoo......"
Kang Shifu: "Little rabbit, break your legs!"
Brother Xu: "Damn! Lao Tzu doesn't have to worry about you!"
……
Yes, this family is in trouble again.
Xu Xiaoman's face was very bad, she grabbed my arm and asked in a low voice, "Why don't you go to your house today, let's come back another day." ”
I patted her hand, "It's all here, it's your mother after all, go in and persuade her." ”
"I'm afraid that I will make you angry again. Xu Xiaoman looked down at the paper bag in her hand, and the handle of the paper bag was rustled by her.
"I'm not afraid. I raised my hand and knocked on the door, "You have to have confidence in your husband, come on, come on, give the master a smile." ”
Xu Xiaoman reached out and pinched my waist, "Yes, you." The expression finally stretched a little.
Just as I was about to knock on the door a few more times, the door suddenly opened, and it was Brother Xu who opened the door - it was the one who was not mainstream with torn pants. Yes, he's still wearing a pair of jeans full of holes.
I don't know if it's all his pants like this, or if he only has one pair of pants.
Tearing his pants saw the two of us stunned for a moment, but he didn't forget that there was a damage output behind him, and sideways dodged a smashed ashtray.
I was looking down at his jeans, where could I still look at the six roads, only to hear Xu Xiaoman exclaim: "Get out of the way!"
"Lao Tzu beat you to death this ......"
"Damn, brother-in-law, are you alright? Dad, you're killing someone!"
I clutched my buzzing head, and a glass ashtray bounced off my head and shattered.
"Damn! ”
Blood rolled down his face, sticky and hot, and the feeling was familiar. Damn, Lao Tzu has been scooped again.
A second before I fell, I grabbed Xu Xiaoman's hand and said, "No cremation!"
"I'm ...... He ...... him," Kang Shifu learned the plot of the TV series, and put his hand in front of my nose to feel it, "It's out of breath...... He's dead...... Dead ......"
Mother Xu changed from crying to crying, "What a sin...... It's so good, if you say no, you don't have it...... Poor girl......"
Xu Xiaoman finished 110 with strong spirits, tears dripped down his eyes, and he hugged me who was lying in a pool of blood helplessly, "Xiaoyuan, you can't die...... Hang on...... Hold on...... The ambulance will come right away......"
The calmest thing is to tear his pants, this kid was stunned for a moment, and an imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
He fumbled in my pocket, took my purse, and then pretended to go out to see if the ambulance had arrived, and whistled away as soon as he went out.
Little bunny, let's see how my brother cleans you up when he comes to life!