Chapter 1060: Hot Dog
"Next up is the hot dog!"
As usual, there were a lot of people applauding!
Hot Dog is a well-known stand-up comedian!
"Hello everyone, I'm a hot dog, although I'm a hot dog, don't eat me!"
Hot dogs introduce themselves!
The crowd laughed!
"Eat youγγγγγ Do you really think you're a hot dog?"
"Look at your stumbling appearance, you can't even get out of your mouth!"
"Pretty confident!"
"It's impossible to eat you, you're too ugly!"
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"There are professional sports people here today, there are commentators, there are world champions, right, in fact, I am also an athlete, I participated in the plank competition in our gym, and I am the champion, after all, I am the boss!"
Hot dog spitting!
The crowd laughed!
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"I can't see it, I'm still a rich man!"
"Is this an advertisement?"
"Can the boss win the championship!!!!!?
"The lad is right!"
"Yes, yes!"
"It's okay to write this paragraph!"
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"On a certain show, Teacher Zhang Yueyue had a classic slip of the tongue, the score on the field was 2 to 1, he said a sentence of 2 to 1, I didn't think about it, Teacher Zhang Yueyue has stayed away from mathematics while approaching science over the years!"
Hot dog complained!
Teacher Zhang Yueyue looked a little embarrassed!
"I'm laughing to death!"
"Away from mathγγγγγγ β
"Sharp complaints!"
"I'll give full marks for this complaint!"
"I admire Fuyun very much, he was able to write so many paragraphs!"
"I'm laughing to death!!!!!"
"I can't breathe when I'm laughing!"
"Everyone in "Tucao Conference" is an expert at telling jokes, and there have been no mistakes so far, this is strength!"
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"Mr. Huang is known as the roaring emperor of the sports world, in fact, Mr. Huang is still very modest in daily life, many years ago, Mr. Huang once wrote a book, the name of this book is "Fight Like a Man"!"
"Say you're like a man!"
Hot dog complained!
Teacher Huang laughed, and the wrinkles on his face were undoubtedly revealed, one after another, crisscrossing and crisscrossing!
"Like a manγγγγγγγ β
"Funny!"
"Poor Teacher Huang!"
"This paragraph is well written, I really admire Fuyun, his ability to write jokes is really strong!"
"Inexplicably laughed!"
"Teacher Huang's expression lit up!"
"I have been complaining sharply and professionally for 30 years, but the most important thing is to write good paragraphs!"
"I'm laughing to death!"
"Laughing stomachache!"
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"That's so polite, Mr. Huang, I think you are very likely to be!"
Hot Dog continues!
The crowd laughed!
"It's too bad!"
"This mending knife is well repaired, very good!"
"It's worthy of a joke written by Fuyun, it's so bad!"
"I think there's a good chance you're γγγγγγγ β
"Inexplicably laughed!"
"Poor Teacher Huang, Teacher Huang's expression lit up!"
"I have been complaining sharply and professionally for 30 years, but the most important thing is to write good paragraphs!"
"I admire Fuyun, he can write such a bullish joke!"
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"On the spur of the moment, Mr. Huang left the commentary post, and recently wrote a book called "Football is not round at all", you see that the business has been unfamiliar to this extent after not working for too long!"
Hot dogs complain mercilessly!
Teacher Huang applauded desperately!
The crowd laughed too!
"It's too bad!"
"Forgive me for laughing again, it's so hilarious!"
"What a strange title!"
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"Poor Teacher Huang!"
"How can I feel like Mr. Huang has become the main coffee?????"
"I feel the same way, now Mr. Huang has become the protagonist, there's nothing wrong with it, Mr. Huang is a football commentator, complaining about him is tantamount to complaining about football!"
"Mr. Huang was shot while lying down!"
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"Fuyun, the supreme god of online literature, has a very high height in the online literature world, how high is it? It's like Feng Baobao of the national team!"
Hot dog complained!
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed!
"Is this paragraph really written by Fuyun?"
"Fuyun is too ruthless, even he is black!"
"Kudos to Fuyun!"
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"The clouds are too good!"
"There's nothing wrong with this sentence, Fuyun is the supreme god of the online literature circle, and Feng Baobao is the boss of the national football team, the only pity is that I can't see Fuyun's expression!"
"It's hilarious!"
"I didn't expect that "Tucao Conference" would be so funny!"
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"There are often footballers who say, we don't have culture, but we have knowledge, yes, knowledge is power, you just have too bad power!"
Hot dog complained!
The crowd laughed!
"It's crooked!"
"God turns!"
"Knowledge is power 66666666
"If you don't accept it, you can't do it!"
"The jokes written by Fuyun are as sharp as ever!"
"Yes, yes!"
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"Feng Baobao, the middle and back position of the national football team, his job is defense, many people say that he is weak in defense, and he is known as an eye-type defensive defender!"
Hot dogs are talking and doing action at the same time!
Feng Baobao laughed!
"Haha!"
"No, no, no, my tears are about to fall from my laughter!"
"Fuyun has also done his best for Hei Feng's baby!"
"How many nicknames does Feng Baobao have after today? The eye-type defensive guard really laughs at me!"
"Poor Feng Baobao!"
"Black is so happy!"
"Fuyun is really a talent, a very, very powerful talent!"
"I only have a capital convincing !!!! for floating clouds"
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"As a professional coach, I can see that you just lack exercise!"
Hot dogs continue to mend the knife!
"Haha!"
"I'm laughing to death!"
"yes, you just lack exercise!"
"There is no end to the black!"
"Poor Feng Baobao!"
"Three minutes of silence for Feng Baobao!"
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"Today I am really honored to be on the same stage with these athletes, commentators, and world champions, and my dream is to become a long-distance mobilizer, I think athletes should not pay attention to past achievements, but only focus on the present, and constantly break through their own limits or the bottom line of fans!"
Hot dog complained!
Everyone was about to burst into laughter!
"It's another god turn!"
"Sure enough, it's the same floating cloud style as always!"
"I'm laughing to death!"
"The bottom line of the fans, I was going to laugh when I heard this!"
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"Hot dog!"
"Hot dogs are fine, people can't be deceitful!"
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"In the end, I hope that the Feng team and the national football team will get better and better, don't carry too many things in the future, enjoy football, and retire when it's time to retire!"
Hot dog complained!
The crowd laughed again!
"Even if you retire, you can play for your country, but we don't have a coach in the gym!"
Hot Dog continues to complain!
The crowd laughed again!
"Okay, thank you!"
Hot Dog bows to everyone, and his role is over!
Everyone applauded, the applause lasted for a long time, the hot dog is worthy of a talk show, and it is easy to be on the "Tucao Conference", and it is easy to play!
Everyone in the live broadcast room also gave him a high evaluation, and many people also gave him a reward, although it was not as much as for Fuyun, but it was also a good piece for a hot dog!