Coming out to play with Tang Shuang today, Candy can be described as an eye-opener, there are such people in this world, where did these strange people come from, and what do they think......

Tang Shuang asked the villain what they thought.

Candy Balabala, why are they weird, they talk and act differently from them, even the greetings are different, and then the villain opened his mind and asked: "Xiaoshuang, are they peeing the same as us?"

Shauna laughed.

Tang Shuang got used to this child's Qingqi brain hole, and said, "Do you want to go to the toilet?"

Hearing this, Candy immediately stopped barabala, silent, as if feeling the true qi of the dantian, whether there is feces and urine in the little belly, and whether she needs to go to the toilet.

Shauna was curious about the way the siblings got along, and it was also an eye-opener.

The hip-hop performance on the scene was instantly boring, and she stared at the performances of Tang Shuang and Candy Candy with great interest.

Tang Shuang asked quite knowingly: "It's been a minute, how do you feel?"

Candy Candy was in a daze for a minute, and when she heard this, she bared her teeth and said to Tang Shuang with a grin: "No, don't go, I want to see the rescuers brought by Xiao Yu." ”

In fact, she wanted to pee, but she was reluctant to leave, she couldn't give up for a minute, how beautiful the scene was.

It was right that she didn't leave, and things that surprised her happened all the time, such as the so-called "singing" of these people.

"Is this singing?" Candy was super surprised this time, and couldn't help but stand up, and her chubby little finger pointed at Huyan Xiaosha, who was rapping in the center of the venue.

Tang Shuang: "That's how hip-hop music is. ”

"You can sing like this??? "Candy is so strange that you don't want it, isn't it just talking, she speaks super well, it's her specialty and hobby, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, talking can also be singing, doesn't that mean she's also a singer?

Little Piggy began to swell, she was never afraid of anyone than she spoke, she thought she was super good at talking, and her mouth was particularly sharp.

In response to the little piggy who began to know the height of the sky, Tang Shuang said: "You can't speak clearly, and you are super powerful." ”

Candy is very unconvinced, where to spit out the words is not clear, you give a chestnut!

Tang Shuang: "Little pigeon." ”

The candy didn't pause at all, and he came when he opened his mouth, just so confident: "Little brother~"

Tang Shuang pursed her lips, and Candy Er was very dissatisfied with his action: "Xiaoshuang, you look down on me??"

"No, no, how can you look down on your sister when you are an older brother, don't think nonsense. Tang Shuang hurriedly clarified, otherwise it would be another dispute.

"Then why are you pouting?"

I don't know how to answer you if you don't want to pay attention to these details, and I can't say that I was really dismissive just now.

"That," the corner of my brother's mouth twitched. Tang Shuang hurriedly changed the topic: "What you just said is not right, the pronunciation is not accurate." ”

Candy: "That's right. ”

I knew you would say that, Tang Shuang: "You ask Sister Xiao to see if what you said is right." ”

Why do you have to ask Sister Xiao, isn't it obvious, especially clear, fast, and accurate.

In view of the fact that the little pig pig did not admit it, Tang Shuang continued: "Green grapes, purple grapes, green grapes are not purple grapes, eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, don't eat grapes but spit out grape skins, if you don't eat grapes and don't spit out skins, you have to eat grapes without spitting skins." You read it along. ”

Candy opened her mouth widely, a little dumbfounded, she said it was not smooth, but she couldn't admit it, and quibbled: "Hmph, what you said is too long, the Lun family can't remember it." ”

Tang Shuang came one sentence at a time, and the little piggy continued to be dumbfounded, and her big eyes began to roll around: "Hmph! Don't talk to Xiaoshuang, I want to watch a play." ”

After speaking, she sat down again arrogantly, folded her hands on her knees obediently, and stared at Huyan Xiaosha at the scene with big eyes without blinking.

Not only Candy was paying attention, but almost everyone on the scene, except for a few people who were playing, were paying attention to Huyan Xiaosha's performance.

It is really worthy of the name, the speed of speech is extremely fast, and the words are clear, the rhythm is very accurate, the tone is abrupt, and the sense of rhythm is very good, and he is worthy of being the king of the northwest.

Tang Shuang calculated in his heart and found that Huyan Xiaosha said 8 words in a second! He remembered that the host who was recognized as the fastest in Huaxia spit out 9 words a second, and after all, rap still has a singing, Huyan Xiaosha's 8 words are almost equivalent to the host's 9 words.

A performance by Huyan Xiaosha made the scene inhale continuously, giving people the feeling of burning.

However, for the candy in the audience, there was no such restlessness at all, she patted Tang Shuang's hand and said eagerly: "Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang, how can you say that the fluffy head is so fast, I want to pee." ”

Tang Shuang, Shauna: -_-||

Huyan Xiaosha doesn't know how to feel if he hears it, he has always advertised that music is cool, but now he has the function of urging children to pee, like a functional drink, his music has become functional music.

Tang Shuang took the candy to the toilet, and when she came back, Huyan Xiaosha's assessment had already ended, and she passed smoothly. His person was no longer there, which made Candy a little disappointed, and that fluffy head was a joke, which was quite interesting.

But Candy soon has a new surprise, she finds an "acquaintance"!

Tang Shuang: "Which acquaintance? Do you still have an acquaintance? Where is it?" Show me." ”

"That, that, that little pigtailed aunt. Candy pointed to a woman in the Sprinkler group.

There are very few older contestants, especially older women.

Tang Shuang and Xiao Na looked at it at the same time, whether they were so young or not, but the makeup was a little thick.

Candy insisted that that that was an aunt, not a sister, and that Sister Xiao was a sister, and that was not.

This kid is also very real, insisting on calling aunt to those he doesn't like, and sister to those he likes, and the sycophants are poofing.

Tang Shuang was curious, "Where did you meet someone, and how did you know them?"

Candy opened her mouth and was about to come, but she suddenly thought about it, smiled and sold cute, so she didn't say anything.

Shauna had some impressions of the girl, but couldn't remember it.

Candy met this woman with dirty braids in Orange Mai, this woman was smoking in the bathroom, was bumped into by Candy Girl, spit a cigarette at the villain, and the villain chased her and demanded an apology. The two engage in a thrilling battle of wits that ends with Candy winning and the dreadlocked young woman forced to apologize to her.

This person's name is Sun Jianmei, when she went to Orange Mai for an interview, she wanted to become an artist, but she was not selected.

Why is Candy so keen to tie dirty braids for the little peacock, it is because of the influence of Sun Jianmei, she thinks this dirty braid is so magical, so cool, so special, she wants such a dirty braid herself, but she can't tie it herself, and Tang Shuang and her mother can't help her, so she can only get over it and toss one for the little peacock.