Tang Shuang was very moved, there is a sister like this, what else is there to hope for, don't want it, don't want anything, don't want Xiao Zhen either, just give me a little pig.

He opened the door, lifted the little piggy who had brought a small stool and was sitting at the door and sang loudly, and held it in his arms.

Looking left and right, pinching her face, pulling her hair, the candy is scared, is this going to tear her down?

"Are you sure it's not the little fox who has changed? It's so clever, it's amazing, Tang Tang Candy Little Children's Shoes, my brother only knows how to squat on the ground and draw circles when you're so old, and pee in the women's toilet, why are you so smart, how about I take you to take an intelligence test in the afternoon, it's estimated that there are 250 ......"

Candy heard it, it was complimenting her.

The big demon king fell under her princess dress, this silly boy, hehehe~

The song sung by Candy Er is so appropriate, not long ago, Tang Shuang slapped Huang Weiwei's fart and sang this song, and today his sister also sang this song in order to pat his fart!

This is not a coincidence, this is my brother and sister!

One big and one small two sycophants.

I also want to add a Tang Sanjian, this guy likes to shoot Huang Xiangning's sycophants like crazy, and he is the king in front of children.

In order to leave this touching moment, Tang Shuang caught Little Piggy and asked her to sing it again, recording the whole process.

In return, Tang Shuang deleted the photo of her frantically escaping in front of Little Piggy.

Well, it's deleted anyway, and you can still find it inside.

But Little Piggy didn't know, she was very proud, thinking of the grievances she suffered today, and immediately decided to change her face.

When Tang Shuang opened his mouth to say a little piggy, he was caught in the face by a small hand, pinched hard, and stretched ......

"You are not allowed to call your sister Little Piggy, you have to call it a little fairy, little princess, do you know?"

"Didn't you keep calling Piggy Pig today?......

Before he could finish speaking, Piggy grinned and was about to bite his neck, little vampire.

Tang Shuang threw her away, feeling like a farmer holding a snake.

Candy fell to the ground and said loudly: "Hmph! I don't look like a brother at all, if the Lun family is a little pig, then you are a big pig, Dad is a big pig, and my mother and sister are purring." ”

Isn't purring just a pig?

Tang Shuang finally knew that the move was only in an instant, and it would return to normal after that.

The little piggy has changed its face, and the current little piggy is not the little piggy that touched people just now, just as the self a second ago is no longer the current self.

This is the theorem of all things, the rule of the universe, so Tang Shuang was powerless to fight and chose to turn a blind eye.

But wherever he goes, the little pig pig follows him, chanting and annoying him, with one purpose, to ride on his neck and drive~

Tang Shuang despised her: "I'm afraid you're not dreaming, delusional to think of me as a prestige." ”

Candy asked curiously, "What do you think?"

Tang Shuang: "Delusional." ”

"What's that thinking?"

"That's it...... You stupid, you purr. ”

Candy is angry and purring~

This adult changed his face as quickly as she did.

She has endured humiliation for so long today, it's time to turn over and sing.

Thinking of this, Candy Candy was very unhappy, standing in front of Tang Shuang, accusing him of being good with the little peacock today, and leaving his sister aside, men are all big villains!

"The Lun family is my own sister, do you not want a baby, my parents, my sister will not agree! The baby is unhappy, you have to coax the baby. ”

This little vinegar jar turned over again.

Tang Shuang said funny: "I didn't leave you aside, I have to speak according to my conscience, I gave you a beating today, what else are you going to do, do you want to step on my head and sing conquest?"

Candy seemed to be greatly wronged, and said loudly: "You just don't care about your sister, hmph, don't admit it now!" Teacher Zhang said that if you do something wrong, you have to admit it, and if you don't admit it, it's more serious than doing something wrong, you want to spank, you turn around and beat your ass. ”

Then he asked curiously: "How to sing about conquest?"

Her music library has too few resources to satisfy Maiba's appetite.

Tang Shuang chose to ignore this problem, he refused to bear the charge of being good with other children and leaving his sister behind, arguing with reason: "Why don't I care about my sister, you were chased by a sprinkler truck today, or did I risk my life to save you, don't you say that my brother is amazing?"

"Don't talk about sprinkler trucks!" Candy doesn't want to hear about sprinkler trucks now, which would tarnish the prestige of the flying piglets.

The sprinkler has become her lifelong enemy alongside the little boy in black.

"I'm going to read a book, don't talk to you, are you done with your homework? Don't say yes, when I look at you like this, I know that I haven't started doing it yet, what's the matter, I want to be Laipi, carry your school bag, go to Dad, and let him tutor you to get 100 points." ”

Want to slip away, want to get off the hook, no way! Piggy isn't so easy to fool.

Candy Bulin ran to Tang Shuang, stretched out his hand to stop him, and was not allowed to go!

"What's that?" Tang Shuang pretended to be stupid.

"You play with other children, don't play with your sister, huh~"

"Take a chestnut ~ convince me. ”

Candy grabbed a green pear in the fruit basket casually, clicked, took a bite, the juice splashed, and the little mouse gnawed while holding the green pear, while saying: "You help the little peacock open a water bottle, don't help my sister, huh~"

It turned out that this was the case, this little vinegar jar, I didn't say it at the time, I kept it in my heart and went home to settle the account.

Tang Shuang: "You unscrew it at once, how can I help?"

Another sentence was hidden in my heart and I didn't say it, saying that the old Tang family was going to have a world war, and Aixi Lake was going to be pierced.

Tang Tang, you are a female man.

Candy Candy was very angry, and said angrily: "The little sister who has no brother wants to live by herself, hum! The little sister is so thirsty, she is going to die of thirst, Tang Xiaoshuang doesn't help her sister, she doesn't look at her sister, and her sister can only unscrew it by herself. ”

This topic is getting more and more serious, and it involves whether the little sister can survive in this world.

Tang Shuang refused to admit that she almost made her little sister unable to live, and argued with reason, but she couldn't convince Candy at all, but it made the little girl of the Tang family more and more angry, angry, and fierce.

Tang Shuang lacks in-depth research on women, angry girls, no matter how big or young, are unreasonable, don't use men's rational thinking to try to convince their emotional thinking, that is a dead end, it will only make things bigger and bigger.

For example, this time, Tang Shuang finally returned defeated, and she didn't win the 5-and-a-half-year-old little piggy in the quarrel!

Isn't this a sign of what?

In short, when Tang Tian and Zhang Yifen led the little monkey Tang Yu to come, they happened to see Candy Candy smiling, riding on Tang Shuang's body and galloping all over the world, just went to Meilin to see his grandmother, then went to Shengjing to see his sister, and then went to Shu to see Wei Wei...... In short, where you want to go, you don't care about the feelings of the divine beasts under your seat.