Chapter XXXVII: Punishment
Just when the claws of the grandmothers were about to pass me and grab the skirt of the young man's clothes, the imperial concubine, who had not spoken for so long that I almost thought she was asleep, suddenly opened the golden mouth.
"Mama Gui, it's almost done!"
Unanxiously, calmly as if he was stating something inconsequential.
"Imperial concubine, the old slave has been wronged!" Mama Gui was shouted by this, and her face immediately changed dramatically.
She fell to her knees with a thud, rubbing her knees on the ground and moving towards the imperial concubine, crying as she moved.
"How arrogant is that wild seed miscellaneous in front of you, the imperial concubine, who dares to protect that demon girl from the outside court in public!
You must have seen it, the old slave came forward to stop him, not only did he admit his mistake, but he almost killed the old slave.
It doesn't matter if the old slave is dead, but when I think of the imperial concubine, you have worked hard to cultivate this cheap seed, I didn't expect it to be with him or with his mother, your hard work has been let down, and the old slave is not blind to death!"
I was so angry that I wanted to laugh because of this Gui Mama's 'heartfelt words', she first failed in the dog fight, and then tried in vain to sue the wicked first.
What about the two faces, and let her finish the performance alone?
"Shut up! If anyone present has ears and eyes, they should have seen and heard what you were doing, you took a bite of cheap seeds, and in front of the imperial concubine, you were not afraid of colliding with the majesty of the mother?"
I couldn't help but open my mouth, mercilessly piercing Mama Gui's face that was still pretending to wipe away tears.
"You! bloody squirting people, the old slave's loyalty to the mother can be seen, but it is you, the demon girl, who provoked it, and now the little helps you out of the siege, and you help him speak, and the two mice in the gutter really still sympathize with each other!"
I was so angry by this Gui Mama's words that I jumped to my feet, but I was receiving too much filthy swearing at the moment, which was nothing compared to the words I usually scolded.
At this critical juncture when I couldn't admit it, I was speechless when I was scolded bloody!
How can this be reasonable, it really annoys me!
"You, you'd better keep your mouth clean!, I don't care, if I mess with him againโ" I moved to the side so that Mama could see the boy behind me.
Mama was obviously apprehensive about the sword drawn by the talented young man, she hurriedly moved a few points to the side of the imperial concubine, scolding and scolding, and her body was still very honest.
"Ah Yuan, are you really betraying me as Mama Gui said?"
The young man named Ah Yuan's pupils trembled slightly, his expression was clearly panicked, and after a short silence, he suddenly straightened his back and knelt down at the imperial concubine.
A trace of fierceness flashed in the princess's eyes, she snorted coldly, raised her hand to let Mama Qi support her, and Shi Shiran got up from the soft collapse.
The kind of strong body and strong body still pretend to be weak and coquettish, who can't help but sigh when he sees it: "I want to punch ten!"
I inhaled shallowly and told myself to meditate.
In the hands of the imperial concubine, she took the whip handed by Mama Qi in her hand, and by the way, she lowered her eyes to look at Mama Gui, who was also kneeling at her feet.
The latter was still crying without knowing what was going on, and the imperial concubine looked at her expressionlessly for a while, then silently raised her foot and kicked Mama Gui who was kneeling in front of her to the ground.
"Mama is loyal and Geng Bengong naturally knows that today you offended Ah Yuan first, and this kick can be regarded as the anger of Bengong for Ah Yuan!"
Mama Gui was terrified after being kicked to the ground by the imperial concubine, and as soon as she heard the task of the imperial concubine's sudden change of words, she immediately accepted it with gratitude.
The imperial concubine walked towards Ah Yuan, she squatted down gently and kindly, the hand holding the whip raised against Ah Yuan's chin, and pushed up slightly, forcing him to look up.
The moment Ah Yuan raised her head and looked at her, the long whip held by the imperial concubine waved fiercely, and Ah Yuan was caught off guard and received this powerful slap.
"How does the nation of saints deal with sinners?" she asked me suddenly, turning her face.
I guess this thing is not simple, if you really talk about the punishment method in our place, what is the knife mountain and the oil pot, the knife and the axe, the cramp and the skin, it is the same as a child's house.
Anything that has anything to do with the punishment of the Netherworld is not a rotting corpse with severed limbs, and a fierce ghost and evil spirit.
After thinking about it for a while, I thought that this was the first time I had introduced my business to a living person, and I should have brought out something fresh, harmonious, and friendly.
I touched my chin and said to her in a serious way: "Usually on our side, we make a for the person who makes a mistake. โ
How is it, surprised, is there love?
I admired my cleverness and wit from the bottom of my heart, and immediately responded, and I obviously did not think about the consequences of saying this.
The imperial concubine's apricot eyes were slightly rounded, and she said with interest: "Let's hear about it?"
There is no need for me to explain such a famous thing as a yin kiss!
But seeing that everyone inside and outside the room was staring at me with curiosity, I actually began to feel a little weak.
What should I do? The head is full of sweat, and this casually opened yellow cavity is really not so easy to come back.
"Why, the holy maiden doesn't look very good?" the imperial concubine was really aggressive.
I gritted my teeth and smiled, "How is that possible?"
What I mean by getting married is to be the one who made the mistake and carefully find a beautiful female ghost or a male ghost who looks better than Pan An to marry.
You think, your other half is excellent, but you can't see or touch it, once the yin relatives are formed, the living person can't marry or marry again.
If there is an adulterous thing, even if it is not intentional, it will be attacked by fierce demons.
This is also equivalent to a person who is pregnant with a beautiful woman, and he can't do bad things if he takes off his pants.
On the one hand, you have to scratch your ears and cheeks to endure your desires, and on the other hand, you have to hold back your heart and desires for a lifetime, and if you hold it back, you will wait for yourself to die, and if you can't hold it, you will wait to be beaten to death by ghosts.
A mental breakdown can be far more devastating than physical torture.
I ask, is there any punishment in this world that can destroy a person more than this kind of unwanted, bitter and bitter hatred?
If there is, forget it, if not, then the originator of this kind of mental torture, I deserve it!
After listening to my impromptu ideas, the princess seemed to be interested.
She got up with satisfaction, turned her face to look at Mama Gui, her eyes were gloomy, and she was angry: "Come on, cut off Mama Gui's tongue, tie your limbs, and throw it into the poisonous insect hole!"
Hey, no, shouldn't you take my suggestion to find a pussy for Mama Gui, and everyone will be happy?
In this way, it will not be easy to do, at least the matter of marrying a yin family can be under my control, not only to ensure that the person is still alive, but also to cancel the ** contract.
But if you die, it's a big drop of trouble.
The Netherworld is so big, and there are so many new ghosts every day, and it is very difficult for me to find such an ordinary ghost with no name.
There is a way that people are looking for him thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person is in the deepest part of hell.
"Spare your life, Imperial Concubine Niangniang!" Mama Gui's face was colorless, and her body trembled like chaff, but she still used all her strength to kowtow and beg for mercy.
The atmosphere in the main room of Lanyue Garden was as oppressive and suffocating as falling into an ice cellar.
Although I hated this black-hearted mama, I had to look for her a thousand times after learning that she was about to be punished so cruelly.
I couldn't help but feel a little resentful in my heart, so I simply drove me to stand up righteously: "The imperial concubine is abusing such torture in private, aren't you afraid that the emperor will know?"
The imperial concubine looked at me with an innocent face: "If no one says it, naturally they won't know, why, the holy woman still wants to leave this Lanyue Garden today?"