Chapter 160: Full-time Poop
"Kiss me. โ
"Boom~Don't~"
Hearing this delicate voice, Tang Baobao couldn't stand it anymore, but he was still stopped by Mu Kexin.
"Baby, will you be nice to me?"
"Yes. โ
"Then will you like me for the rest of your life?"
"Yes. โ
"Will your parents like me?"
"Yes. โ
Well, when a man is passionate, you ask him to eat, and he says he will.
At this time, you must not believe what a man says, just like the current Tang Baobao, who is hot-headed.
"Baby~ Isn't it cool to be a big star?" asked Mu Kexin softly.
Isn't this nonsense, let's talk less and do more, you will affect the efficiency of your work.
"Baby, if I become an international superstar in the future, and then you press me like this, wouldn't it be more enjoyable?"
Tang Baobao swallowed his saliva, and couldn't help but fantasize about it, Comrade Mu Kexin, who was in the spotlight of thousands of people, was so pressed by himself.
You say it's not cool!
Anyway, this baby said it was cool!
"Well, cool. โ
"Then let's make our relationship public. โ
Tang Baobao was stunned, you said so much about your feelings, just to pave the way for this sentence.
Tang Baobao knocked on the pig's brain: "You are now in the rising stage of your career, and being open is tantamount to self-destruction, do you want to be an international superstar?" โ
"I don't want to~ I want to be tired of you~"
"No, you have to make money, and then you get tired of it when you make enough. "Tang Baobao has to quickly dispel Xiao Gongju's terrible thoughts, it's terrifying.
Mu Kexin was coquettish for a while: "How can you let me make money, what are you doing?"
"I'm at home with my children, full-time. โ
Mu Kexin: "ยทยทยทยทยทยท"
"Fuck off. Mu Kexin pushed Tang Baobao away angrily, and told him that he was serious, and he was still hanging here.
Tang Baobao patted the fallen leaves on his body: "Little Gongju, don't worry, the coming day will be long." โ
"Hmph, whoever has been with you for a long time, if you don't give me an accurate answer, don't touch me in the future. Mu Kexin snorted and walked towards the hut.
Tang Baobao had no choice but to keep up, welfare, how to say that it is gone.
After Tang Baobao and Mu Kexin left, in a ditch on an anticline, there were two people hidden.
"Big brother, a man and three women, they still drive Porsche, they are all rich people!" The person who spoke must be the younger brother, excited from the bottom of his heart.
The eldest brother is more calm, and his voice is all that kind of low: "Well, that's right, this couple was still a couple just now, sneaky, and they are not good people at first glance." โ
The younger brother seemed to remind: "Big brother, we are not good people." โ
"Shut up, don't remind me!"
"Big brother, when are we going to them? Those three women seem to be quite beautiful. "The younger brother seems to be impatient, these two people are wanted criminals, they have been hiding in this mountain forest for several weeks, they have almost used up their food, and they came out tonight to get some game, but they saw that there were people in this house, so they wanted to test it first.
The eldest brother thought for a moment: "Tomorrow night, plan well, and strive to take this den in one fell swoop." โ
"Big brother, I think you're an undercover agent..."
The eldest brother's backhand was a slap on the head: "If I had been undercover, you would have been arrested a long time ago." โ
The little brother touched his head and smiled.
As the two walked out of the woods, Xiao Hanrui asked, "Did you find anything?" โ
Mu Kexin had a straight face, as if Tang Baobao had done something bad to her just now.
"Sister, there are people, a lot of people!" Tang Baobao said in a deep voice, it was still too late to drive away.
"Get out of the calf, go back to sleep!" Xiao Hanrui didn't know her younger brother yet, and she liked to make something out of nothing.
Although Tang Baobao likes to joke, some can't joke: "Sister Ling, where is your CCTV? I'll take a look." โ
Ping Luoling smiled softly, although Comrade Tang Baobao was full of mouth, he was still very careful sometimes, giving people a sense of security.
There is also a basement under the hut, Tang Baobao looked at most of the tools, I don't know if there are large spiders or anything, think about the scalp numbness.
There were only two people who came down, Xiao Hanrui and Mu Kexin went to sleep.
Tang Baobao looked at the CCTV: "Sister Ling, is this a crash?"
Looking at the picture motionless, Tang Baobao asked suspiciously.
Ping Luoling tried it, and frowned slightly: "It seems to have crashed." โ
"Then reboot. โ
"Good. โ
After the restart, the screen goes black.
Tang Baobao felt that something was wrong, and said worriedly: "Sister Ling, let's go back now?" โ
"Baby, can Sister Ling trust you?" asked Ping Luoling suddenly.
Tang Baobao patted his chest: "Of course." โ
"Then Sister Ling's safety is in your hands, good night. As he spoke, he lowered his head and kissed Tang Baobao's forehead, and then walked up and hugged him.
Tang Baobao looked at Sister Ling who was going up the stairs blankly, her hips twisted left and right, obviously seducing people.
It's really comfortable to feel the faint wetness on your forehead.
To appease the mania in his heart, Tang Baobao tried again, but there was no response, it seemed that it was broken.
Fortunately, this baby has a secret weapon, an ability!
Do you know what an ability is?
That is the golden finger that the protagonist must have in every novel, after getting it, calling for wind and rain, commanding life, beauties into his arms, kicking all major factions, and then changing the map and continuing to do it, until he can't do it.
Damn, this baby is not so boring, there is so much time to do the enemy, it is better to do a small public move.
It seems that this CCTV is unwatchable, Tang Baobao walked up and checked it from window to window to make sure it was okay.
When he walked to the door of his room, Tang Baobao felt the need to discuss the true meaning of life with Xiao Gongju.
I tried to open the door quickly and enter, but the door was locked and my forehead hit the door.
It hurts...
This Mu Kexin, every time she turns her face and doesn't recognize anyone after I finish teasing, I can't bear it!
Whoever has such a woman deserves bad luck.
Covering his forehead, Tang Baobao returned to the room honestly, and looked at the curtains reflexively.
Walking slowly over and picking up a corner, there was a pitch-black forest outside.
Sister Ling's courage is really big, she dares to build a house in such a place.
Climbing into bed, Tang Baobao breathed a sigh of relief, go to sleep, tomorrow may be a good day.
Rumble!
Suddenly, a thunderstorm sounded, and the corners of Tang Baobao's mouth twitched, you, can you make my wish come true.
Soon, the sound of rain sounded, and it sounded quite comfortable.
It's okay to go out, it's too dangerous to go out, so it's better to stay inside.
Closing his eyes, Tang Baobao gradually fell asleep, without strange dreams.
The sound of water droplets falling from the eaves sounded very clear, and there was also the sound of birdsong, which made the sleeping Tang Baobao think that he was in that small village again.