Zhang Yide stopped and rolled his eyes at the sky, "Damn, why did Rulai come?"

I only thought that he had been pressed under the Five Elements Mountain by Rulai for 500 years, and I felt hatred in my heart, and comforted: "Brother Monkey, don't be afraid, if he dares to bully you again, let's fight with him." ”

"Afraid?" Zhang Yide stroked his forehead and sighed: "My grandson is really afraid of him, who can stand his nagging? Back then, he asked me to choose, listen to his teachings for 100 years, or press under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years......"

"You chose the latter?" I was so surprised that my jaw dropped to the ground, and there was something else to do about it.

"No, listening to his nagging for 100 years, I might as well buy a noodle and hang it. Zhang Yide looked at a vague figure in the distance, and said with a painful face: "When I escorted Tang Seng to take the scriptures, I was originally named the Buddha of Fighting and Defeating, and I was listed in the immortal class, but it was because I couldn't stand listening to the scriptures every day that I took the initiative to give up the immortal position and fell into reincarnation." ”

"Is it so terrible?" I've seen the nagging, and it's the first time I've seen the fairy nag away.

"Look, you'll find out later. ”

As he spoke, two huge clouds had floated to him, and there was a lotus throne on one cloud, and on the seat was a fat man with kind eyebrows, and the fat man was full of smiles, and he only felt like a spring breeze at a glance. On another cloud is a car driven by eight unicorns, the car is splendid, as big as a house, the unicorn is shaped like a white horse, a long horn on its head, the size is bigger than an elephant, mighty and handsome, through the upper layer of the car tent vaguely see a man and a woman sitting inside, I think it is the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

As soon as these three people arrived, there was pressure on all sides, and the legendary "Tianwei" was nothing more than that.

"Splash monkey, Hugh has to go wild!" the Jade Emperor spoke first.

Zhang Yide glanced at him and stood aside with his arms crossed.

The Jade Emperor continued: "Li Yuan stepped forward. ”

I thought to myself that I must not be cowardly, so I stood up to the pressure and straightened my chest, but I just didn't move forward.

Just kidding, if you tell me to come forward, I'll do it? That's so shameless.

Zhang Yide looked at me with a resolute face, like Liu Hulan, and laughed.

Frightened by the nagging of the Buddha, Zhang Yide wanted to laugh but tried his best to hold back, and the funny expression on his face amused Cao Cao Huangchao next to him, passing one by one, and a burst of laughter was formed after a few seconds.

The funny thing is that most people don't know what they're laughing at at all, but they are infected by the people around them and laugh together.

The laugher has no intention of listening, and the Jade Emperor is uncomfortable in his heart, what do you mean? Dare to laugh at me?

Without waiting for the Jade Emperor to speak, the Queen Mother was furious first, "Presumptuous!

I'm not happy about this, "Hehe, you have to at least beat me first, right?"

The rebel Huang Chao echoed: "That's it, you guys take yourself too seriously, see that grandpa smashed your Lingxiao Treasure Hall and drove you off the throne." ”

"Hmph, it's up to you?" the Queen Mother laughed angrily, picked up the tent, and stepped out of the car, "A third-rate fairy dares to make a big deal of nonsense here?"

"What if it's me?" Hades stepped forward, "Didn't you seal my mana and kick me out of Heaven because you were afraid of me?"

"You ......," the Queen Mother looked at Hades in disbelief, "why are you here?"

Hades pointed to the Tota Li Heavenly King who sneaked out of the dungeon, "Thanks to him, if he hadn't caught me here, how could I have the opportunity to absorb the aura of the Heavenly Court and break through the shackles of years of cultivation." ”

"Huh?" "Tota Li Heavenly King almost fainted, "I, I didn't mean to!"

The Queen Mother glared at him fiercely, "There is more than enough success and more failure!"

"Hades, brother, what's going on?" I asked for a group of puzzled onlookers.

"My parents are the highest immortals of the Heavenly Court, when my twin brother and I were born, there was a vision from heaven, and some people predicted that we were the ones who overthrew the Heavenly Dao," the king of Hades smiled bitterly, pointed to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and said: "Hehe, the Heavenly Dao? ”

"I didn't expect you to be more pitiful than me. Huang Chao patted Hades' shoulder and sighed.

"If it weren't for the coincidence that I got into the underworld and became the king of Hades after hundreds of years of hard work, maybe I would have become a grain of sand in the river today. ”

Wang Xianren said thoughtfully: "Wait, you also have a twin brother?"

Hades said: "Yes, we were separated as soon as we entered the reincarnation, and I don't know where he is now. ”

Wang Xianren suddenly shook his head and smiled, "Haha, interesting, interesting, hahaha, the secret of heaven must not be revealed...... Haha......"

Everyone was accustomed to Wang Xianren's irregular convulsions, and they didn't care at all, and the king of Hades continued: "There is a debtor and a debtor, let's settle the new accounts and the old accounts together, and today I will overthrow the Heavenly Dao!"

"So you're the kid. ”

The Buddha stepped down from the lotus throne, looked at the king of Hades lovingly, and said: "You are too murderous, if you can take refuge in my Buddha and listen to my lectures, you will be a pillar of talent in a hundred years." ”

"Phew," Hades pointed to the Buddha, "old man, go away, wait a minute, don't hurt you by mistake." ”

Boom –

There was another burst of laughter, and several Zhang Yide laughed the most, and the scolding of the king of Hades finally helped him out of the 500-year-old wretched spirit under the Five Elements Mountain.

I was also boiling with enthusiasm, and said to the Queen Mother: "If it weren't for your nephew Zhen Liuyan who came to provoke us first, would the king of Hades be arrested? Is the black impermanence so bad that the end of the world will die? Will we go to heaven? In the final analysis, you didn't take care of your bear children." ”

"You ......," the Queen Mother pointed at me, almost angry, "when will it be the turn of mortals to point fingers at me?"

Before she could finish speaking, a bright light passed from her fingertips and went straight to the door in front of me.

"Be careful!"

"Get out of the way!"

Hades and Zhang Yide rushed towards me at the same time, and seeing that the speed could not be counted on them, I subconsciously raised my hand in a gear.

Pain!

I felt like I had been hit by a train that was speeding more than 500, and I first tossed three times in the air, my internal organs were mixed like a pot of batter, and my two arms were replaced by a sharp pain.

Bang –

Luckily, Hades caught me, otherwise I would have fallen from the sky and fell into a meteorite.

I struggled to look at my arms, there was a wound on each arm that was deep and visible to the bone, and the blood was rushing all the way when I flew over, and many people were bloody.

The Queen Mother is a dog! No one in this family is human!

I was furious, jumped up, picked up a sword that someone had dropped, and rushed towards the Queen Mother.

Hades is also unequivocal, on a par with me.

"Queen Mother, bring the dog's life!"

What puzzled me was that there was also a bright light on the tip of the sword in my hand, and as the sword pointed at the Queen Mother, the bright light flew straight towards her, no slower than the move she had just made.

I looked at my hands suspiciously, I wasn't quite right from the fight with Erlang God just now, I seemed to be able to copy the other party's moves!

"This ...... How could you ...... it?" dodged the attack, and was so surprised that she almost fell out of the car.

"Take your life!" didn't give her a chance to breathe, and Hades' attacks followed.

Hades had turned into a black glow, and black spread from all around him, obscuring the sky and the sun, and soon the surroundings were plunged into darkness.

"Not good!"

"Is this the legendary 'Kill Everything'?"

"No way, no one has used this trick in thousands of years!"

Everyone was in chaos, and even the guards of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother left the car and fled on their own.

Hades grinned, "You all have to die." ”

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