16. Do you dare to bet with me?
Zhou Yun squeezed his fist violently, this Yuan Shouren is too bastard, but the current Zhou Yun is not a vegetarian, since he wants to use fortune-telling to demagogue, Zhou Yun now has a hundred ways to kill him.
And just as everyone was surrounding him, Chen Yaqi seemed to have found it in his conscience and asked Zhou Yun to leave quickly, Zhou Yun's heart warmed, but the more and more people around him gathered for good things, where could he still get away.
However, at this moment, Zhou Yun already had another plan in his heart, he smiled at Chen Yaqi, and then strode towards Yuan Shouren, and his mouth was even more rampant.
"Yuan Shouren, you dog, said that I would bring the disaster of blood light, I think you old guy is dying soon. ”
After Zhou Yun finished speaking, he also spat at Yuan Shouren.
The people around him were stunned, and Yuan Shouren didn't react at once, and after a few seconds, he yelled at Zhou Yun with a green face: "Blasphemy, blasphemy, you guys hit me quickly, if you don't beat him alive half to death today, everyone will suffer!"
The ignorant spectators had obviously been brainwashed by Yuan Shouren a long time ago, and immediately obediently rushed towards Zhou Yun, seeing that they were all really moving.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute! I tell you that I am the descendant of Patriarch Zhou Yi in King Wen of Zhou, I am the real hexagram immortal god, this Yuan Shouren is an impostor, if you dare to touch me, you will definitely be punished by heaven." Zhou Yunmeng shouted.
Under the "edification" of Yuan Shouren, the people around him were very sensitive to fortune-telling feng shui, and when they suddenly heard Zhou Yun talk nonsense, everyone stopped in an instant.
Even Chen Yaqi was stunned, thinking that she had never heard that Zhou Yun had such a strong background.
"Why are you stopping? Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm the authentic, I'm the god in this area, can you believe this little bastard?" Yuan Shouren immediately gritted his teeth and said.
After all, Yuan Shouren is an old fritter, and he is also a little prestige among the ignorant people, as soon as he said this, there were immediately people around him who coaxed again, and it seemed that Zhou Yun could not escape the fate of being beaten today.
And Chen Yaqi next to him also had a look of blame, and couldn't help complaining about Zhou Yun in his heart, he was a good fortune teller, what kind of big-tailed wolf did you come out of.
"Stop, who is the real god needs to be proven by practice!" At this moment, Zhou Yun was not afraid at all, but shouted like a loud bell: "Yuan Shouren, aren't you known as the god in this area? Do you dare to compare with me to see who is accurate? If I can't calculate accurately, I am willing to be beaten!"
When the people around heard it, they seemed to think that this kid was quite kind!
And Chen Yaqi looked at Zhou Yun speechlessly, as if she thought that you kid can stop bragging, when did you tell your fortune.
Looking at the situation, it is better to call him an ambulance in advance.
"Are you worthy?" said Yuan Shouren with a sneer beside him.
This Yuan Shouren also seems to know a little bit about the art of yin and yang, and at this moment, he obviously feels that Zhou Yun is touching a stone with an egg, and he is simply disdainful of him.
"What, don't you dare?" Zhou Yun said in a military voice.
"I don't dare, I'll be afraid of you? Okay, what do you say? Besides, if anyone loses, it's not enough to just fight. Yuan Shouren obviously took the bait, looked at a big tree next to him and said: "I think if anyone loses, not only will they be beaten, but they will also have to be stripped naked and hung upside down on the tree all night, what is it?
Seeing that Yuan Shouren was playing really, an old man next to him persuaded him with some concern: "Master Yuan, don't be too angry, he is still a child after all, but he doesn't understand the stakes, if he really hangs upside down overnight, the northwest wind blows at night, and half a life will be gone the next day." ”
As soon as the old man finished speaking, an old woman next to him was also busy "beating" Zhou Yunlai sternly: "I said child, you know something, hurry up and kneel down to make amends to Master Yuan, how did the adults in your family teach you, quickly kneel down and admit your mistakes, ask Master Yuan for forgiveness, what can you do!"
"That's right, the young people nowadays really don't know the height of the sky!" One of the aunts looked at Chen Yaqi next to him and said: "Girl, you know this kid, hurry up and persuade him, it's too late to take back his words now, otherwise Master Yuan is really powerful, I think he will be disabled if he doesn't die!"
Chen Yaqi was obviously a little scared, and hurriedly pulled Zhou Yun and said, "Okay, don't make trouble, apologize quickly." ”
"Hehe, a little cub who doesn't know whether he is alive or dead! He actually compares fortune telling with me, I think he is absolutely crazy, or his brain is in water! He is a god, I think he is an idiot!" Next to him, Yuan Shouren glanced at Zhou Yun fiercely, and continued to scold him in his mouth: "Why is it silent, right? Finally, I know that I am afraid, right? Aren't you quite capable just now? If I hadn't looked at the face of the surrounding neighbors, I would have killed you alive, something, quickly kneel down for Lao Tzu and admit his mistake." ”
After listening to so much abuse, Zhou Yun was extremely calm, and only said one sentence in his mouth: "Who kneels to whom, you should quickly arrange the aftermath for yourself!"
"Mother, you kid is so rampant, I have to clean you up today, didn't you say compare? Let's compare now, don't persuade anyone, if you persuade again, I will turn my face with whom!" Finally, Yuan Shouren was completely angry.
The old men and ladies next to them didn't dare to speak, but they all pointed at Zhou Yun one after another, which obviously means that you are absolutely dead, and now the gods can't save you.
Chen Yaqi finally made a phone call, and seemed to be preparing to call the police.
And Zhou Yun was even more calm, and said lightly: "Okay, Master Yuan, then how do you compare?"
"No, you are a god, how do you say that you are more than me. Yuan Shouren gritted his teeth and said.
"Okay, then let's just pull someone over and calculate his fate, who is right and who is wrong, who is good and who is bad, let the person concerned decide?" Zhou Yun smiled coldly, thinking about how to kill you liar later.
"No problem, the surrounding folks are all parties, you can pick whatever you want!" Yuan Shouren put on a polite look, but there are also discerning people among the visitors, several of them are saying that Zhou Yun is absolutely lost, the meaning is very simple, Yuan Shouren has been setting up a stall nearby for many years, and almost all the people around him have counted him, and he is also familiar with it, he can say that he is ugly and ugly whenever he talks about it, which obviously occupies a great advantage, and the fortune-telling industry relies on two mouths, Zhou Yun, a milky boy who has not dried up, would be strange if he could say that Yuan Shouren, the old turtle.
"Okay, then choose this uncle!" Zhou Yun swept his eyes and immediately picked a bald head in his fifties.
However, as soon as Zhou Yun finished picking, the people around him immediately chattered.
"It's over, this kid's luck is too bad, who is not easy to pick, he actually picked this bald Liu, this bald Liu is a neighbor of Master Yuan, it can be said that he knows the roots. ”
"That's right, and this bald Liu believes in fate very much, and he looks for Master Yuan every three or five to calculate business matters, I remember that I also asked Master Yuan to calculate yesterday. ”
"It seems that that kid is doomed, just wait for Master Yuan to play with him. ”
Listening to what the people around him said, the bald Liu also smiled, took the initiative to go to Master Yuan's side, and the two of them shook hands warmly, as if at this moment even the parties had decided who was the winner.
"Boy, do you want to compare?hahaha!" Yuan Shouren said blatantly and proudly.
"Compare, of course compare, then since Master Yuan is very familiar with this bald Liu, you can calculate it first. Zhou Yun didn't panic at all.
However, the spectators next to him were a little excited, and one of them shook his head, feeling that Zhou Yun was a little incorrigible and said: "Is this kid a little bad in his brain, the situation is so obvious, he still wants to play with Master Yuan, I think we shouldn't have spoken for him just now, such a person should let him learn a lesson, otherwise he won't have a long memory." ”
After this spectator finished speaking, many people around him nodded one after another, and the sympathy for a while was almost gone.
"Okay, since you are looking for your own death, then don't blame me for bullying the small. After Yuan Shouren finished speaking, he also put on a pendulum, and then looked at the bald Liu and said: "Bald Liu, then I will say it, you can judge!"
"No problem, Master Yuan, just say it, I will definitely cooperate, hahaha!" Obviously, the bald Liu has completely stood on Yuan Shouren's side.
At this moment, the people around shook their heads, feeling that this matter had already come to an end. And Chen Yaqi stood in the middle awkwardly, wondering why the policeman hadn't come yet.
"Bald Liu, you lost your father since you were a child, and your mother brought it up with hard work, and when you were thirteen years old, you fell into the river and almost drowned, am I right?"
"Yes!"
"At the age of eighteen, you came to Linhai alone, first opened a tea stall, then opened a dried meat, and finally opened a restaurant, am I right?"
"That's right!"
"Then you married a wife and had a child, and your son almost had a difficult birth, but fortunately, the Bodhisattva blessed it, and the mother and child were safe after giving birth for three days, right?"
"That's right!"
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That Yuan Shouren obviously knows a lot about the bald Liu's family affairs, and he knows everything about it, and the more outsiders listen to it, the more they feel that the outcome of this "game" has been divided, and the result is almost always known, and this result is all picked by Zhou Yun himself.
"I don't think it's anything to say this, after all, I'm more familiar with the bald Liu, and everyone will think that I, Yuan Shen, are bullying juniors, so I'll say something I haven't said, so that this kid can be convinced!"
For a while, several middle-aged people, including the bald Liu, nodded slightly, and one of them seemed to have a little research on the number of fate algorithms, and said busily: "Look, this should be the long-lost flower algorithm in the number of hits, this is a masterpiece, I didn't expect Master Yuan to be so proficient, it's really eye-opening!"
"I've also heard of the flower algorithm, Master Yuan is worthy of Master Yuan, I took it, if I were that kid, I would have been killed by now......"