Chapter 732: You Know a Fart

Su Han's words were domineering enough.

If Lao Mei can't pass the inspection, then even Su Han has to stay and lock it up?

Chen Lao was stunned for a moment, feeling that Su Han was too impulsive, and opened his mouth to persuade him, but after thinking about it, he still didn't say anything, since Su Han made a move, there must be no problem!

When the director heard this, he laughed proudly, and immediately spoke: "Don't worry, even if there is no bed, I will help you get one out!"

As he spoke, he immediately took Lao Mei and the others to the examination room.

Su Han didn't say anything more and followed them over.

In the examination room, there were several doctors in white coats, and when they saw that the director had brought someone to do the examination, they immediately started the examination equipment.

"Check him first to see if he has a mental illness. ”

The director glanced at Su Han, this kind of examination, mainly to look at the chemical properties, to detect the loss of internal neural structures in the body, which is often the root cause of psychosis.

Several doctors nodded and immediately took Lao Mei into the examination room.

Su Han and the others were waiting outside.

Mei Sheng was a little nervous, for fear that if he failed to pass the examination again, then his father would really have to stay in the mental hospital for the rest of his life!

Not only that, but even Su Han has to stay, doesn't this make a big deal out of it!

He glanced at Su Han, but Su Han looked calm and didn't look worried at all.

"Young people, being a doctor is not like this, too much self-confidence, often will harm themselves. The director couldn't help but teach a lesson, full of mockery, "Don't think that after a few years of school, you can really think that you are a miracle doctor." ”

Su Han turned his head and glanced at the director: "I didn't go to school, and I didn't graduate from college." ”

When the director heard this, he was stunned, it seems that he still overestimated Su Han?

If you haven't even graduated from university, does this kind of person have a qualification certificate?

He suddenly felt that Bei Suhan himself was a psychopath, messing around here!

It can be seen that Chen Lao of the National Medical Hall is also there, and the director doesn't dare to say it, otherwise it doesn't mean that even Chen Lao is sick and is fooled around like this by Su Han.

"Hmph, you're too childish!"

Do you treat patients as toys?

The director scolded.

Su Han didn't pay attention to it anymore, he sat there calmly, without the slightest worry, and even played with his mobile phone, as if he didn't care at all.

Chen Lao and the others stood aside, waiting quietly, seeing Su Han like this, there must be no problem with his heart.

Others don't understand Su Han, how can Chen Lao himself not understand?

Even if Su Han just said that he was seventy percent sure, it would be absolutely foolproof!

After a while, Lao Mei walked out, and several doctors followed, their faces full of surprise and puzzlement.

"The result?"

The director hurriedly asked.

"Director, there is no loss of nerve structure, no problems have been identified. One of the doctors spoke.

"They all said that I am not sick, you have to lock me up, I see that you are sick!" Lao Mei was annoyed and pointed at the director and scolded.

The director's face was ugly: "No structural damage, it doesn't mean that you don't have mental illness, some are pathological, some are psychological, you know a fart!"

He was a little unconvinced, and he didn't believe that Su Han's charlatan-like methods could really cure Lao Mei.

Seeing Su Han sitting there, he didn't pay attention to it at all, as if he let himself check it, which made the director very dissatisfied.

"I'm going to ask you a few questions, and if you can answer them correctly, you'll be able to tell if you're not sick. ”

The director looked at Lao Mei Dao.

"Ask quickly, ask quickly!" Lao Mei was already impatient and didn't want to stay in such a ghost place.

He feels that he is not sick, but these doctors, all of them must have psychological problems!

"First question, a bathtub is filled with water, there is a spoon on the side, and a water scoop, how do you keep the bathtub without water in the shortest possible time?"

The director stared at Lao Mei and asked seriously.

As soon as he asked the question, several doctors were stunned, and they couldn't help but think about it.

"Surely a scoop of water!" said one of the doctors, unable to help whispering.

The other also nodded, curious how the director would ask such a boring question, isn't it true that elementary school students know how to choose.

Mei Sheng also thought the same thing in his heart, he looked at Lao Mei, worried that Lao Mei would not judge clearly, and would choose the spoon, then it would be the end.

The old sister frowned, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she looked at the director's eyes, as if she was looking at an idiot.

"Do you need to ask?"

Lao Mei was so angry that she blew her beard, "Only fools can use water scoops!"

As soon as he spoke, the director's face became proud, and instead of using a water scoop, Lao Mei chose a spoon? This is not a problem? This is not only a matter of mental illness, but also of IQ.

As soon as the director was about to speak, Lao Mei continued, "Pull out the plug, still use a water ladle, use a spoon, Director, are you sick in your own brain? Ask me such a boring question!"

As soon as Lao Mei shouted, everyone fell silent, and a few doctors who had just chosen the water scoop felt that their faces were blue and white for a while, they didn't expect to pull out the plug and let the water drain by itself, and they chose to use the water scoop......

It seems that they are the ones who are really sick!

The director's face turned red, but he didn't expect Lao Mei to react so quickly, and he even mocked himself, making his cheeks hot.

Just as he was about to open his mouth to ask again, Su Han had already stood up: "Director, don't be ashamed anymore, normal people won't ask such questions, I think the most seriously ill person here is you." ”

He stared at the director and said unceremoniously, "You just want to prove that you are right, but you have never thought about how the patient needs to recover, and how the patient needs to form a disease, you are not professional at all." ”

Su Han's words, like a knife, stabbed the director's heart hard, especially the sentence "You are unprofessional", which made the director's throat dry instantly, and he was speechless for a long time.

"Lao Mei is a symptom of anger, stuck in his heart, and because he usually lives alone, his mood is depressed, he lacks the company of his children and relatives, and his living environment is not good, so he is unconscious and loses his mind, what kind of mental illness is it?"

Su Han said lightly, "The disease that can be cured is nothing, if you can't, it's just because your medical skills are not enough, and your level is not high." ”

After he finished speaking, he ignored it and asked Mei Sheng to take Lao Mei to go through the discharge procedures, leaving the director standing there in a daze, not daring to respond anymore.

Su Han and the others left, and the director didn't dare to stop him anymore, and was scolded by Su Han repeatedly, where did he dare to say anything?

In particular, saying that he was unprofessional made him even more ashamed, as if he had struck the point where he was most worried about what others would find.

Su Han left with someone, and Chen Lao followed aside, and he couldn't help laughing.

"You kid, you're really ruthless, I'm afraid the director will be depressed by you. ”

"People who don't want to help patients solve problems, and blindly want to prove that their wrong understanding is correct, even if they are depressed, they deserve it. ”

Su Han said lightly.

(End of chapter)