Chapter 1697 There is a fish called oily fish
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Huang Baifu rolled his eyes, and wanted to say Is it useful for me to refuse? Gong Ji, you have already taken pictures, and you are still asking me what to do? As long as this embarrassing problem can be solved, and if you don't take pictures of my face, it is no problem to take as many pictures as you want.
"What kind of people on the forum are so powerful? Miyayoshi, is it okay? Don't want to make some strange things out, my third uncle is not in good health, and he can't afford to toss." ”
Huang Shicong was skeptical, now he really scratched his head and couldn't think of any feasible way, and he felt that it was impossible for anyone to come up with a suitable solution.
"There are a lot of high-ranking people in this forum, and I think some of them must have a way. Wait a minute, we'll know. Wait a few minutes, I'll send a mission bounty post first, and someone will give you a solution soon!"
Miyayoshi said as his fingers flicked as he clicked the words and pulled out his phone again, expertly posting a new mission on it.
There is no need to talk nonsense, Gong Ji posted the photo of Huang Baifu stuck on the toilet just now, and then described the difficulties and problems he is currently encountering, and hung a bounty of 100 gold coins.
Finally, I would like to add a sentence, masters, if you encounter this kind of thing, what should you do? Urgent, online, etc.! The first friend to help, the bounty will be rewarded to him immediately, first come, first served.
Although this is only a bounty of 100 gold coins, this task can be completed as long as you move your mouth, and there is no technical threshold for the task, and there are a large number of answers immediately.
There are all kinds of them, and Miyayoshi can't see them for a while, and his eyes have to look at flowers.
Some people propose to use fire to burn, some people propose to pull hard, and some people propose to use a high-power blower to blow, but it is really only you can't think of it, and there is no suggestion that there is no such thing as non-existent. But there are also a lot of ridicule, because the butt stuck in the toilet is too unbelievable, and a person can't help but laugh when he sees it, I believe that those who see this task, there is no one who is not amused.
"I'll rub it, these people's answers are very enthusiastic, but they don't see a single reliable way! Look at this, Miyayoshi, you said find a few rats and let them get under the toilet, is this human talk? The toilet hole below is blocked, and the oil can't get in, how can the rats get in? Dig a hole to get in? What an idiot!"
Huang Shicong also came closer to look at it, looking at it and saying that he was speechless, these people were all talking nonsense, and it didn't sound reliable at all.
"Yes, these people don't have a backache when they stand and talk. This one is even funnier, saying that I should take diet pills and wait for my body to fall down. It would be better to tell me to drink pesticides, so I don't have to come out. It's all a bunch of fools, and none of them are reliable...... Huh, wait, look at this, there's one of them, it sounds a bit reliable. ”
Huang Baifu also had to go over his mobile phone to check the proposals of those people above, and scolded those people above for being stupid while watching, and none of the ideas were useful. Just as he was about to give up, he suddenly swiped one, which felt more reliable and immediately caught his attention.
"Oh, what's the solution? Third Uncle, show me...... Squid?Eat squid?" Huang Shicong glanced at the one that attracted Huang Baifu's attention, frowned slightly, and fell into thought.
"Squid? Eating squid can solve Boss Huang's current problem? Impossible, right? This sounds more fake, right?" Gong Ji also doubted, and couldn't think of any direct connection between eating this squid and getting Huang Baifu out of the toilet.
"It's about oily fish, not squid, lubricating oil. Because its meat texture and taste are very similar to cod, it is also called imitation cod. However, it contains more than 40% of the oil, and it is not absorbed by the human digestive tract, and the oil will be excreted from the anus. Although this kind of oily fish is not poisonous, it is not recommended for citizens to use it in many countries, and it is even banned, and many of them are used in industry to extract lubricating oil. ”
Huang Shicong quickly searched for such a thing as oil fish on the Internet, and his face changed back and forth several times, which was very exciting.
I really don't know if I don't check it, and I was shocked when I checked it, there is such a magical fish in this world. What's even better is that this also perfectly solves the big problem that Huang Baifu can't penetrate the lubricating oil at this time.
"That's right! This oily fish has another nickname, and some people on the Internet call it Jiyou Happy Fish. Master, the person who came up with this method is really a master. How could I not have thought of such a simple method? Ah Cong, quick, quickly ask the hotel to make me a few catties of oily fish, and fry it in the way of fried cod, so that it can be made more delicious. ”
After hearing this, Huang Baifu slapped his thigh vigorously, smiled, and finally saw the dawn.
There's really nothing happier to eat and break free from this damn toilet in a few hours.
"Boss Huang, are you sure you want to use this method? Do you want to refer to a few more? This oily fish sounds terrifying, will it hurt your stomach?"
After listening to the introduction of the oil fish, Miyayoshi felt that this was indeed a good idea to solve the problem. But it doesn't always feel good to use this method.
"This oily fish is not poisonous, what I need is that it can help me penetrate the oil into the toilet, if the ass does not leak oil, I will not eat it! Miyayoshi, you don't know my current pain, as long as I can stand up, what is the point of oozing oil in my ass? That's a small problem!"
Huang Baifu made a quick decision, without thinking about it, and decided to eat oily fish.
The taste of this oily fish is actually very good, no matter how much you eat, you won't feel unpalatable, Huang Baifu is very willing to accept it.
Since Huang Baifu insisted on doing so, Gong Ji and Huang Shicong couldn't persuade him, so they could only order a few catties of oily fish according to his wishes.
When Huang Shicong called the manager of the hotel, specified that he wanted oily fish, and repeatedly told him not to use cod to impersonate, the manager's people were a little confused, and almost thought that they had heard it wrong.
It has always been only people who use oily fish to pretend to be cod, but today for the first time, they were warned that they were not allowed to use cod to pretend to be oilfish, which made the hotel manager doubt his life. But Huang Shicong and Huang Baifu are VIPs, and the hotel manager naturally has to meet all the requirements of VIPs. Just quietly glanced at Huang Shicong with a strange look, secretly guessing that these rich people really know how to play, and when they came to their mansion, they even named such things as oily fish, and there were all men in the box, so what did they want to play?
What's even more amazing is that they have ordered a few pounds at this point, so much, how much fun are they going to have?
Fortunately, Huang Shicong can't read minds, otherwise he would be stunned on the spot.
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While waiting for the hotel chef to cook the oily fish, he suddenly heard a few screams from the box next door, and the thin wall next to him was broken, and he was shocked to see Du Kai, who had just been carried away, fall in, which startled Miyayoshi and the others.
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