Chapter 89: I am willing to be humiliated by my crotch
Under the reminder of the senior brother to test the immortals, Fang Tian still continued to grab the red envelopes, and grab those words with immortal mana.
Seriously, if it weren't for the senior brother's test to remind him, he wouldn't have bothered to grab it.
It's all like that on the street, and he thinks those advertising slogans are useless. But Senior Brother Test Immortal said that these words are different from those words. Because! These words give the immortal cultivator mana.
At critical moments, as long as you have these words with mana, you throw them out, and it can play a certain role.
For Senior Brother Test Immortal's words, Fang Tian was skeptical. Sometimes, the senior brother test fairy will also tease him, a little junior brother (teenager), to play. In the eyes of the senior brother test immortal, he is an ignorant and ignorant teenager.
Today's group of friends, like crazy, are giving out red envelopes one by one like competitions. In addition to sending aura values, emergency kits, etc., it is to send "words". The words on the Xinhua dictionary may have been sent by them all over again. Even the words on the dictionary may be sent over and over again.
Fang Tian's luck was not very good, he didn't grab the emergency bag and aura value again, and all he grabbed were words and words. He was very skeptical: after these group friends have sent all the words in the dictionary, they may have to post famous quotes?
And then, if you don't send it, what philosophical sentence will you send again?
Is this possible?
Is this the Immortal Cultivation Promotion Group? This is the Linguistics Research Group!
Before I knew it, it was dawn.
At this time, the deputy group leader of the Immortal Cultivation Promotion Group showed his face rarely.
@全体成员: Something big is happening today!
"Brother Shan! Brother Shan! Reveal a little! What is going to happen today? Is it that a comet has hit the earth and the world is about to end?" someone coaxed.
"Brother Shan, it's rare to see you come out, what have you been busy with lately?"
"As soon as Brother Shan comes out, it will be like a dragon slaying knife crossing the world, and there will inevitably be a bloody storm!"
"Don't talk nonsense! Who do you think Brother Shan?"
"Who is Brother Shan?" someone asked.
"Brother Shan is the Emperor of Prophecy!"
"Prophecy Emperor, when did Brother Shan become the Prophecy Emperor?"
"Haven't you noticed? Brother Shan's prophecy every time, has it come true?" someone reminded.
Everyone thought about it and thought that it was the same! It seems to be like that! Last time, Brother Shan came out and said that he had beaten a big tiger. The group members thought that he had really beaten a big tiger and asked him if he was a Siberian tiger, a South China tiger, or an African tiger?
Later, several more prophecies, and all of them came true!
So! Brother Shan is the true prophet of the emperor!
So, what big things will happen today? The group members are waiting to see what happens.
After Brother Shan showed his face and prophesied, the group members stopped giving out red envelopes. Quietly I went, just as I came quietly, and I waved my sleeves so that I would not take away the clouds on the horizon. The group members just left quietly, without a sound at all.
Seeing that Brother Shan, the deputy group leader, showed his face, Fang Tian looked very excited.
In the dark, the purpose of entering the immortal cultivation promotion group last night seems to be waiting for a word from the group leader Ping or the administrator Brother Qiang. As a result, the group leader Brother Ping did not appear, and the administrator Brother Qiang did not appear either. And Brother Shan, the deputy group leader who rarely appears, suddenly appeared. And!
So, the big thing that is going to happen today, is that the protagonist our day?
Today, we are going to do something earth-shattering! Either become an immortal! Or become a ghost!
Withdrawing from the chat group, Fang Tian entered the cultivation state again and cultivated for a while. Hearing that there was movement outside, he withdrew from cultivation, got out of the bed, and walked out of the room.
Now that he has his own independent room, it is more convenient for him to cultivate. The room is locked, so no one will find it and disturb it.
In the living room, there was a smell of wine and rotten dishes. In addition, the smell of cigarettes has not yet dissipated, and it is very strong. Last night, my father and grandfather smoked a lot of cigarettes, which caused pollution.
After a rough sweep of the ground, there was no big garbage, and the oil stains and footprints were still there. In a word: the floor in the living room is not clean.
Mom and grandma were both in the kitchen, busy making breakfast and talking quietly. On the other side of the master bedroom, there was a loud snoring sound from my grandfather and father.
Last night, Fang Bin and Huang Yun's grandfather fell asleep directly on the table after getting drunk, and Huang Yun's grandmother and Xu Jinhua stayed by their side.
Later, the two of them drank too much wine, so they went down from the table to the bottom of the table. It was so uncomfortable to sleep on the table, and I instinctively felt that it would be more comfortable to sleep on the floor under the table.
Seeing this, Xu Jinhua and her grandmother were so frightened that they hurriedly dragged them to the bed one after another. He didn't take off his clothes, he only took off his shoes, and let the two of them sleep on the bed. After settling the two intoxicants, the two came to clean up the table. Because they were too tired, the two of them only did a rough cleaning, and then went to the master bedroom to rest on the floor.
Fang Tian saw that the floor in the living room was very dirty, so he cleaned it up. One accidentally made a loud noise, alarming my grandmother and mother.
Grandma and Mom ran out of the kitchen, watched him clean, and whispered, "The two of them are still asleep, don't make any noise about them!"
Fang Tian nodded and continued to do hygiene. Then!go and wash up.
In the kitchen, my mother and grandmother's breakfast was also ready. After the two washed up, they sat on a chair in the living room and waited for the two drunks to wake up and have breakfast together.
"Mom!" Fang Tian sat down beside his mother and whispered, "I thought about it for a night and decided......!
"What have you decided? You?" Xu Jinhua didn't know what her son had decided, and she was afraid of what kind of moth she had tossed, so she interrupted anxiously.
"Mom, what are you anxious about? Mom!" Fang Tian grabbed his mother's hand and still whispered: "I admit defeat! I want to go to the hospital to visit Zhang Shigui, I admit defeat to him and beg him to let me go! Mom! I think he won't do anything to me! Isn't it? Isn't it just face? I give him face! I don't want face! I admit defeat......
"This kid!" Grandma looked at Fang Tian's serious face, believed it, and couldn't help but admire: "I have wronged you! Fang Tian! As the old saying goes, 'a big husband can bend and stretch'." As long as the matter can be resolved, what does it matter if you admit defeat? I support it!"
Xu Jinhua said suspiciously: "Can he accept Zhang Shigui? Even if Zhang Shigui can accept it, can his family accept it? When is it? His parents did not come forward, and others were acting for them." I'm going to hang it!"
"I think!, let's try it first, how do you know if you can't succeed if you don't try?Mom?" Fang Tian was worried that his mother would not agree, so he hurriedly said. "I'll take some fruit and confess my mistake to him, and he will beat me and scold me and I won't fight back!
"He asked you to crawl under his crotch, will you climb too?" asked Xu Jinhua.
"Han Xin still has the humiliation of his crotch! What is my god? As long as he forgives me, I will climb ......."
"Baby, it's hard for you! Grandma, I support you to admit your mistakes, but I will not allow you to be humiliated by your crotch!" Grandma cried.
"I can't promise you! Fang Tian! When your father and grandfather wake up, let's discuss! Who Zhang Shigui is, we probably know! Woo woo woo ...... "