Chapter Forty-Nine: Taishang Laojun's Golden Pill
"I've been pregnant for thirty years, my good girl, you are better than the third prince of Nezha. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "Liu Lang remembers, thinking that Nezha was only three years and six months pregnant.
"Nezha's mother was a mortal at the time, how could she compare with my mother. The little pot friend said very stinkingly.
"I wonder which immortal your mother is?" asked Liu Lang.
"Daxian, you are underestimating our family background. You ask me, brothers, whose parents are not the great powers above the Golden Immortal? My mother is the famous Yuhong Tianzun in the Heavenly Court, are you afraid? If you are afraid, kneel on the ground and sing conquest for me, and in the future, this immortal prison will be the final word. ”
The little pot friend who seemed to be the leader walked up to Liu Lang's side with a golden knife, dragged the stool next to Liu Lang under his buttocks, and sat down on all fours.
"Damn! Sure enough, it's the same as Wang Dazhui said, these little pot friends are endless!" "In this immortal prison, if Liu Lang can't cure a group of children, then there will be no need to mix in the future."
"I don't know the name of the honorable driver?" Liu Lang asked with a smile.
"Chen Thirty, it's okay to call me Brother Thirty in the future. Chen Thirty, who was sitting on the stool, had already regarded himself as the master of the mortal immortal prison.
When he was in the Heavenly Court, it was the same, as long as he reported his mother's name, any big immortal or small immortal had to take a break, Tianzun was a super power that surpassed the Golden Immortal, and there were few in the entire Heavenly Court.
The little jailer in front of him was just a mortal, and when he heard the words Yuhong Tianzun, he was not scared, which was already good.
"Brother Thirty...... Very good!" Liu Lang smiled coldly, and the stool under Chen Thirty's buttocks flew away at once, and the result was conceivable, Chen Thirty-one's buttocks fell to the ground, and he was sealed with immortal power, no different from mortals, this time he fell a little hard, and tears flowed out.
"My biggest hobby is to bully little pot friends!" Liu Lang showed an evil smile on his face, and then with a movement of his mind, a rope flew in front of him, directly tying Chen Thirty into zongzi, and then Liu Lang picked up Chen Thirty and threw it directly into the cell next to him.
"Liu Lang, you dare to do this to me, I tell my mother that you will never be able to live beyond your life. Although he was tied up, Chen Thirty was still unconvinced.
Liu Lang was unmoved, he reached out to take off his shoes, and then took off the two wet socks, that's right, Liu Lang is sweaty feet, it is normal for the socks to be a little wet, put the two socks in his hands, Liu Lang came directly to Chen Thirty, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he stuffed the stinky socks into Chen Thirty's mouth.
Chen Thirty quickly rolled his eyes, obviously smoked by the socks.
Then Liu Lang clapped his hands, stood up, and smiled at the other children, "Chen Thirty questioned my Brother Lang's authority, so I decided that I would punish him for three days of confinement and not allowed to eat." Whether you follow Brother Thirty on a hunger strike, or follow my Brother Lang to eat and drink spicy food, it depends on your own performance. ”
The so-called thief captures the king first, and subdues Chen Thirty, the leader of this gang of young criminals, Liu Lang doesn't believe that other children can set off any waves.
Sure enough, after a moment of silence, someone began to take sides again.
"Brother Lang is mighty, I will mess with Brother Lang in the future. ”
"Actually, I've long been unhappy with Chen Thirty!"
"That Brother Lang, what does it mean to eat fragrant and drink spicy, is there wine to drink, can children in the mortal world drink?"
With the first one, there was a second one, and after a while, Chen Thirty's more than ten hardcore younger brothers all defected to Liu Lang.
Chen Thirty was so angry that he glared at Liu Lang fiercely, if his eyes could kill, Liu Lang would have died a hundred times, but unfortunately, his hands and feet were tied, and his mouth was blocked by stinky socks, so he couldn't vent at all.
"Since you call me Brother Lang, then naturally I can't treat you badly. Liu Lang directly found Zhu Dachang, picked up the dishes he was good at, and made a whole table.
Then Liu Lang deliberately placed the table outside Chen Thirty's cell, and the aroma of the food passed through the iron bar and unscrupulously penetrated Chen Thirty's nostrils.
Liu Lang and a group of children ate and drank a lot, and Chen Thirty's eyes were green. He is in the stage of growing his body, and after being sealed with immortal power, he is more hungry than an adult immortal.
From being caught to being sent to this mortal immortal prison, a whole day has passed, in this day, Chen Thirty Water and Rice has not entered, and he has already put his chest against his back, at this time, seeing Liu Lang and them eating and drinking, the hunger suddenly skyrocketed.
"Sample, see how long you can last!" Liu Lang glanced at Chen Thirty with the rest of his eyes.
Soon, the children were all full, and Liu Lang waved his hand and asked them to find the cell they wanted to live in, and which one they wanted to live in.
"Woo woo......" Chen Thirty shook his head at him, as if he had something to say.
"What, convinced, do you want to kneel on the ground and sing conquest?" Liu Lang walked into the cell and pulled the stinky socks out of Chen Sansi's mouth.
......As soon as the socks were gone, Chen Thirty couldn't help but vomit.
It took a long time to vomit, he raised his head and held his neck and said, "Son of Tianzun, how can it be so easy to succumb!"
"That's good!" Liu Lang stuffed the socks into Chen Sansi's mouth again.
"Woo woo woo ......" Chen Thirty wanted to cry without tears, he didn't plan to play a trick with Liu Lang, just forget it, before he could say anything about it, his mouth was blocked again, which was too depressing.
"If you have something to say, let go of a fart quickly, Brother Lang doesn't have so much time to waste with you, you have to lift your mother's name out again, I will directly stuff this sock into your ass." Liu Lang said viciously.
Chen Thirty suddenly tightened the chrysanthemum.
"Okay, let's get down to business. Chen Thirty didn't dare to play tricks anymore.
In fact, Liu Lang was not afraid of Chen Sanshi's mother, but he didn't know what level Tianzun was at all.
Just like you said to the old king who fried fried fritters on the street, my little brother is Zuckerberg, and the old king will definitely ask Zuckerberg which ethnic minority sells soy milk with a confused face.
The two sides are not people of the same world at all.
"I'm hungry, I want to eat, and in exchange, I can give you a gold pill. Chen 30 said what he thought.
"Jin Dan, what Jin Dan?" Liu Lang suddenly came to his senses, last time Wang Da Hammer gave him a marrow washing pill, let him quench the body realm, if there is another one, maybe he can cross another realm. At that time, if you fight with Wu Injury again, it won't be a minute or a second.
"I don't know what Jin Dan is, when I smashed the Taishang Laojun Dan furnace, I picked it up casually. Chen 30 said.
"Taishang Laojun's golden pill?" Liu Lang was overjoyed, it was rumored that Monkey King ate Taishang Laojun's elixir, and then refined it in the Dan furnace, and achieved fiery eyes, you can see the true nature of all demons and monsters, you don't have high requirements, you can see through ordinary people, such as what color is the beauty of underwear, whether the pants are T-shaped or C-shaped, think about it and feel excited, with an ancient poem to describe it, it is really full of spring can't be closed, a red apricot out of the wall!
"I did the deal!"
After smirking for three seconds, Liu Lang directly untied Chen Thirty's rope, and then personally made a table of dishes for Chen Thirty, Chen Thirty was full of wine and food, burped, and then took out a golden elixir from his arms.