Fang Zheng followed Wang Yougui to the east of the village, looking at the school under construction, the two of them talked about the future development of Yizhi Mountain, Fang Zheng only asked for one thing, he set the rules of the mountain!

Wang Yougui naturally agreed, and lunch was also settled at Wang Yougui's house.

In the evening, Fang Zheng returned to the mountain with two large woven bags of quick-frozen dumplings, put down here, called monkeys there, Fang Zheng found that today's monkeys are a little wrong, why do you feel weak? I didn't think much about it, one person and one monkey rang the bell and beat the drum, watching the sun set.

That means it's dinner time!

Fang Zheng hurriedly closed the mountain gate and rushed to the backyard. As a result, as soon as I entered the door, I found that something was wrong, why did the lone wolf and squirrel have green eyes?

"Master, have you forgotten something?" the red boy was bitter and a little angry.

Fang Zheng asked confusedly: "What's the matter?"

The squirrel touched his slightly collapsed belly and said with a crying voice: "Master, what are you eating at the bottom of the mountain? ”

The lone wolf lay there motionless and silent, the red boy pulled him, and the lone wolf raised his head weakly and said, "Don't pay attention to me, don't want to move, hungry!"

"Hungry?" Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly remembered that it seemed that he had used the last bowl of rice in the morning! As a result, he was so busy that he forgot about it, which means that these fools have been hungry in the mountains for a day!

Fang Zheng looked at the hungry and weak disciples one by one, and felt a little guilty in his heart, but soon, Fang Zheng realized that the situation didn't seem to be quite right. The squirrel's little eyes are sinister, and when Fang Zheng is not paying attention, it seems to have changed a little. Fang Zheng deliberately didn't look at him, but aimed at him with his peripheral vision.

The squirrel didn't move, and Fang Zheng deliberately asked the monkey, "No rice?"

The monkey nodded and said, "No ......" while adding: "Master, you made breakfast." "Meaning, is there any, don't you know?

Fang Zheng grinned in embarrassment, and at the same time found that the squirrel's belly, which was originally a little deflated, was actually bulging, and at the same time, the little guy quickly inhaled hard and sucked his belly back. Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows, this little chubby dun has definitely eaten, and he is not hungry!

And what about the others?

Fang Zheng looked at the lone wolf, and the lone wolf lay there motionless, as if he was really hungry and couldn't move. But what is a wolf? Hungry wolf, hungry wolf, wolf is the most hungry creature. Under normal circumstances, a well-fed wolf would be fine if he starved for ten or eight days! It can barely survive for a week. And at this time, they can still ensure a certain combat effectiveness, take the opportunity to hunt, and replenish food.

That lone wolf, he hasn't eaten for a day, that's all? What's more, he ate it in the morning...... Problematic!

Look at the monkey again, the monkey is decent, there is no change, but he was looked at by Fang Zheng twice, and his eyes were a little fluctuating.

Fang Zheng finally looked at the red boy, and the red boy looked at Fang Zheng with a pitiful face, and there was no flaw! Fang Zheng squinted his eyes and was unmoved, others who didn't understand the red boy might be deceived by his cute appearance. But Fang Zheng doesn't, this little thing is a sharp weapon for him to dig up and lie, a professional lying, and an acting king! The more he acts, the more ghosts there are!

So Fang Zheng's original guilty mind disappeared in an instant.

"Master, we're still hungry. I haven't eaten for a day, you see, in the evening, do you have to order more food?"

When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately understood, this group of guys had been acting for a long time, and they were all waiting here!

Fang Zheng smiled slightly and said: "Apprentices, the teacher suddenly has an understanding today, and the teacher thinks it is necessary to tell you about it?"

As soon as Fang Zheng said this, several little things looked at him with wide eyes, as if to say, "You want to starve us to death, right?"

The squirrel didn't hold back and muttered, "Master, can you speak quickly?"

Fang Zheng smiled: "No problem, it will be over soon." ”

When a few little things heard this, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and the lone wolf asked curiously, "Master, what have you realized today?"

Fang Zheng took a chair and sat on it, and said, "I read a Taoist book today, and there is a Taoist saying called Bigu!"

"Ass, what do you say?" the lone wolf subconsciously continued, and then patted the squirrel's fat butt and said, "This is a little fat." ”

The squirrel suddenly stared back at him angrily, with a posture that I was going to eat you. It's a pity that in the eyes of these junior brothers, this little fat man has zero threat. Completely useless......

The squirrel also knew how many pounds and taels he had, and after expressing his dissatisfaction, he came to the monkey's side aggrievedly and sought comfort.

The monkey gently stroked his head, then took the opportunity to pinch his fat buttocks, and said, "There is indeed a lot of meat on the buttocks." ”

Even the monkey is unreliable, and the red boy can't believe it anymore, so he simply hides on the roof by himself, and if he doesn't come down, the old man in the province will be rubbed with oil.

As a result, after he went up, he looked down and saw that Fangzheng, the lone wolf, the monkey, and the red boy all looked up at him, and without waiting for him to ask, he heard everyone say in unison: "It's quite fat......"

When the squirrel heard this, he immediately shouted angrily: "I'm not fat! I can't lose weight because I have something in my heart!"

Everyone gave him a big roll of the eye......

"Master, forget it, ignore him. Let's talk about the butt. The lone wolf said.

Fang Zheng nodded and said, "Okay, let's talk about ass...... Fart...... Fart!" Fang Zheng immediately realized that he had been taken to the wrong building! Quickly explained: "What the teacher is talking about is Bigu!

As a result, a few little guys shook their heads blankly......

Fang Zheng was helpless and didn't bother to explain: "To put it in layman's terms, it means that you can live without eating!"

"Oh, don't eat...... lone wolf muttered subconsciously, and then suddenly came to his senses!

Squirrels, monkeys, red children, and lone wolves screamed almost at the same time, "No meals?!" There is nothing more important in the world than eating for foodies!

Fang Zheng stretched out his hand, put it on the chin of the lone wolf, raised it slightly, closed the lone wolf's wide mouth, and then drew a scoop according to the gourd, helping the monkey and the red boy close their mouths, as for the squirrel on the roof?

Fang Zheng continued: "Yes, it is said that Bigu can cure lying, so I decided to try it for the teacher. Today, our monastery will open the valley! Dinner will start in three days!"

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