Chapter 12 A fart shocks the world
There is no coincidence that there is no book, this sentence is really philosophical. You can meet future alumni by taking a train, sometimes the world is really small, sometimes the world is really big, where did Sun Fangfei go, there is no way to find it, maybe he doesn't want to find it, because he feels that he is not worthy of others now.
"Gollum, Gollum," Moldy Five's stomach protested uncontrollably.
"I'm sorry, I'm going to make instant noodles," said Mold Godao. As he spoke, he took out a bucket of instant noodles from his bag and went to the boiling water room to soak the bucket of noodles and came back to eat.
Wang Xiaoqi also took out her own eggs, bread and something to eat. One after another, people on the train began to take out the food they had brought and drank to satisfy their hunger. Very few people buy what is on the train, on the one hand it is expensive, and on the other hand it is not tasty.
After eating it, he habitually took out a cigarette, and just lit it, he saw Wang Xiaoqi next to him and put the cigarette in his pocket again.
At this time, several people in Huangmao also finished eating, and ran to the side of the mold five to smoke.
"Ahem, cough," Wang Xiaoqi coughed as she covered her nose in smoke.
Smokers know that others smoke, you also smoke, this doesn't feel anything, but others smoke, you don't smoke, then it feels choked!
"I said buddy, can we stop smoking? This air is not circulating in the first place, it's so choking!" said to the yellow hair.
"Oh, what's wrong with my brothers just wanting to smoke? This is originally a smoking area, isn't it?" said Huang Mao arrogantly.
"You," Mold Wu also had nothing to say, and what they said made sense.
"I don't have any skills, don't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf. Huang Mao spat out a smoke ring towards Mold Five, and several other thugs also spit smoke rings at Mold Five. This one smoked Mold Wu and Wang Xiaoqi. Wang Xiaoqi covered her nose and walked to the middle of the carriage.
"Smack," the yellow-haired people flicked their cigarette ash at Mold.
"Senior brother, although our mold sect doesn't cause trouble, it's not afraid of things and fucks him. Wu Lao Liu couldn't help it.
"I have a thunderbolt charm here, electric them!" Wu Lao Liu was about to throw it to Mold Five.
"Senior brother, no, I'm going to solve them in my own way!"
"You guys have completely angered me, apologize quickly, or you will be miserable!" said Mildew.
"I heard you right, apologize, hahaha, I'm laughing to death, dead fat, I want to see what kind of miserable method!" Huang Mao glanced at several partners.
A few people surrounded Mildew.
Mold Wu knew that this thing could not be good, and he was angry and dantian, and his fat face was flushed. Huang Mao and several people also opened their posture, and a big war was about to break out.
Mold Five took a deep breath. There was a thunderclap in the sky!
"Puff puff, puff puff..."Five serial farts rushed out!
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The whole carriage was quiet, all petrified, looking at the mildew five in disbelief, this fart sound is really loud! Huang Mao 5 people were also dumbfounded, Huang Mao's 4 partners vomited first, and then the whole carriage vomited, the whole carriage was filled with the smell of mold five's fart, sweat, gastric juice sourness, Huang Mao's reaction was still very fast, and he began to hold his breath when the first fart of the mildew five sounded, covering his nose to rush out, but the carriage was too crowded to squeeze at all.
"I hold it, I hold it, I hold it again, I can't hold it anymore..." Huang Mao held his breath, his face turned into the color of pig liver, he couldn't hold it anymore, and he took a breath.
"," was Huang Mao's last sentence, and Huang Mao fainted gloriously. The smell is indescribable! The smell is the main smell, mixed with the smell of acid and decay.
"Talent!" Wu Lao Liu sighed and hurriedly jumped away, even a god like Wu Lao Liu couldn't carry it!
"Boss!" Huang Mao's four little followers hurriedly came over to surround Huang Mao, some fanned the wind, some poured water, and were in a hurry.
The whole carriage was boiling, some took out towels to cover their noses, some wanted to open the windows, but they couldn't open them, and some people went to other carriages, but the train was too crowded to squeeze through, and everyone was in pain. I hope the air circulates faster, and oh my God, thunder and kill this bastard!
"Xiaoqi, hurry up," Mold Wu shouted at Wang Xiaoqi.
Wang Xiaoqi wanted to stay away from Mold Five, but unconsciously came to Mold Wu's side.
"Quickly take it in your mouth. Mold Wu gave Wang Xiaoqi a small pill.
Wang Xiaoqi has been holding her breath, when she was a child, she often went into the water to catch fish and shrimp, and her lung capacity was better, but she couldn't hold it anymore. The little face was already red.
Wang Xiaoqi didn't want to put the pill in his mouth, not that Wang Xiaoqi didn't have the heart to take precautions, he really couldn't hold it back, no matter what thirty-seven twenty-one, Wang Xiaoqi couldn't help but breathe as soon as he put the pill in his mouth.
"Huhu, it's suffocating me, hey, why is the air so fresh, and there is a fragrant smell. Wang Xiaoqi said. There is no pungent smell as imagined, is the fart of the moldy five fragrant, and the effect of the air purifier, Wang Xiaoqi is confused.
Huang Mao, who had just woken up, heard Wang Xiaoqi's words, inhaled hard, and fainted gloriously again... When I fainted, I was still thinking, "People's hearts are not ancient, such a beautiful little girl can deceive people, and there are still fucking stinkers in this air!"
It's not that Wang Xiaoqi is deceiving people, nor is it that Wang Xiaoqi has a special habit of stinky farts, it's that the little pill that Mold Five gave her is the poison avoidance pill that Wu Lao Liu gave to Mold Wu. What is Xingye's "Strange Hehuan San", "I love a piece of firewood", this anti-poison pill can be solved, and if you eat one, the respiratory system will automatically purify the air, so the air that Wang Xiaoqi smells is fragrant!
Seeing that the boss fainted again, Huang Mao's little follower had no choice, four people raised their arms, two people raised their legs, and carried Huang Mao away, and four people carried Huang Mao to other carriages, and on the way, a small follower had a weak leg, and Huang Mao, who had just woken up, was stunned again, why, this is the credit of the five gods of mold, the legs of the four people were soft, and their heads were dizzy, and the unlucky Huang Mao was silent for you for 3 minutes.
The five people with yellow hair left, the smoking area was empty in an instant, Moldy Five and Wang Xiaoqi found a newspaper to spread on the ground, and the two of them sat on the ground, the fresh air made the two people have a great appetite, just two of them were not full, and now they began to gobble up. Wang Xiaoqi doesn't care about the image of a lady, what is in the bag.
The other passengers cast admiring glances at Wang. With such a strong fart smell, you can also eat so fragrantly, which is really admirable!
The fart of the fifth mold is the eruption of Lian Er's condensation of the vitality of the whole body, it is the fart of the cultivator, in terms of endurance and endurance, it is unmatched by ordinary people. In particular, the core area where the mold is located has been dispersed for a long time. This also gave the two of them a broad space for activities, and other places were crowded, and they couldn't stand, so they used old newspapers to spread the ground and spread the quilt, which made a small sleeper. It's really envious of others. Even if you are envious, you don't go to that area, this is the voice of everyone in this carriage.
The other four members of the yellow-haired group of 5 cried and shouted to find the police uncle and get off the car, this can't live, they are all separated by a carriage, and they still feel a strong fart smell between breathing. Huang Mao's eyes flickered, and he thought about his grandfather's words when he was dying. "Zicong, grandpa has been a fortune teller countless times in his life, he knows that his life is not long in coming, grandpa is dying and he has calculated a hang for you, the hexagram shows that it is, forget it, you don't understand it, just 15 words... You have to remember that if you meet this person in the future, you have to follow him, and you will definitely prosper in the future. Then grandpa left, although grandpa said that his life was short, but he didn't leave after saying a word, what do you understand?
Huang Mao pondered the 15 words carefully, "The fart is loud, the sun is dizzy, and when you meet a pig's head, you are a good person." Huang Mao counted many times with his fingers, where did he get 15 words?
The fart is loud, the ugly fat man's fart sound just now is in line with the sun, he is stunned three times, he was stunned twice, he was stunned once, yes, when he meets a pig's head, the fat man is indeed like a pig's head, that is, a beloved, does this mean that this destined noble man is the dead fat man?
Huang Zicong was confused, and Huang Mao's name was Huang Zicong. It's about the same size as Mold Five, when I was a child, my parents died, and my grandfather depended on each other, when Huang Zicong was 16 years old, my grandfather left, and later met these four partners, like-minded, maybe it would be more appropriate to have the same smell, and the yellow hair was the largest, and he became their boss. Huang Mao also took good care of the four of his subordinates, and the four of them also followed Huang Mao willingly. Grandpa's hexagram has always been very accurate, and he is also very convinced, is this pig-headed fat man his own noble person? This seems to be a little unreasonable, right? Which protagonist is not Yushu Linfeng, suave and suave, and then follow the pace of the protagonist, the protagonist's friends are all overlords, this fat man doesn't look like the protagonist!
Growing up, Huang Zicong has never been so entangled since he was a child. As soon as Huang Zicong gritted his teeth, grandpa, I will believe you again!