I vaguely heard a mobile phone ringing in the exhibition hall, and it seemed that the phone had been dialed correctly.

Xiao Sun: "Master, are you looking for me?"

Thief: "They're not gone yet?"

Xiao Sun: "Two of them are gone, and one is here, that is, the one who asked you the price." ”

It's not, I went out to call with the thief, and Lu Bu was still inside.

Thief: "Then you can come out too, it's not good to stay with these people for a long time." ”

Xiao Sun: "However, I don't feel at ease when I put the relics here." ”

The thief paused, looked at me pleadingly, and gestured, but unfortunately I didn't understand, so I could only look back at him in confusion.

He gritted his teeth and said, "If you don't worry, bring it out." ”

Xiao Sun: "This ...... Not compliant, right?"

Thief: "If you want to take it, you will take it." ”

Xiao Sun on the other end of the phone also hesitated for a while, "That...... I'll call you back when I'm out later. ”

The thief finally instructed: "The relics must be carried close to you, don't lose them." ”

After hanging up the phone, I staggered back to the hall on the third floor of the exhibition hall as if the thief was nothing, and saw that Xiao Sun was carefully putting the Buddha bone relics into a transparent bag, which looked like the evidence bag used by the police in the police film, which should be for archaeology. Three layers of bags were packed in a row, and the Buddha bone relics with the bags were packed into a small box the size of a palm.

After doing all this, Xiao Sun secretly glanced at us, and Lu Bu and I hurriedly pretended to study the photos of the monks on the wall, quite concentrated.

The thief made a detour all the way to avoid Xiao Sun's sight from the moment he entered the door, and at this time he was already "lurking" behind Xiao Sun.

Just as Xiao Sun looked up at us, I saw a hand reaching for the small box on the booth.

In my impression, that moment was infinitely extended, I wanted to do something to attract Xiao Sun's attention, but I was afraid of self-defeating, countless thoughts flashed through my mind, and finally turned into a powerful ...... Ahh

Sneezing - sneezing - sneezing - sneezing -

It's still three rings in a row.

The moment I pulled out a tissue to wipe my nose, my brain went blank, did these three sneezes buy me a little more time for the thief?

He reached out so quickly, and quickly the short cat stepped aside.

Xiao Sun finally withdrew his gaze, took advantage of our "inattention" to put the small box into his jacket pocket, and left as if nothing had happened.

The three of us breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and the thief nodded at me, indicating that he had succeeded, and the old policeman urged from outside the door: "There is no one inside, you guys should come out quickly!"

"It's coming, it's coming!"

We didn't stay long and hurried out of the exhibition hall.

As soon as he came out, the old policeman stepped forward and asked, "How is it?

Lu Bu pretended to be intoxicated very cooperatively, and I hurriedly stuffed a few Grandpa Mao sheets into the old policeman's hand when no one was around.

The old policeman excused himself a few times and gladly accepted.

Until we left, he waved at us and shouted, "Remember to come when we start!"

Such a kind and friendly servant of the people really brought tears to my eyes, and I hope he will keep this mindset when he finds out that the Buddha bone relics have been stolen.

On the one hand, the traffic jam is serious, on the other hand, I really want to ask what the situation was at the time, and at the same time I want to see the stolen Buddha bone relics, I really have a thousand words in my heart, but I can't ask in front of the driver.

I think Lu Bu must have suffered as much as I did - he didn't even have the heart to beat up a road rage driver.

After an hour, he finally returned to the Internet café, and the thief took out the three-layer bag of Buddha bone relics from his pocket.

Lu Bu stood up to maintain order: "Please consciously line up and abide by public morality." ”

This sentence was played on the loudspeaker at the entrance of the exhibition hall, no wonder he could learn it.

I grabbed the thief and asked, "Brother, it's amazing, I didn't even see you open the box, how did you steal this thing?"

The thief smiled and said: "Sacrifice ugly, although we are not in the elegant hall, if you want to learn well, you have to work hard, take me as an example, learn art at the age of seven, the master scooped a bowl of lentils and a bowl of mung beans, mixed together and stirred evenly, let me separate the beans one by one, it takes 3 hours at the beginning, 2 years of practice, and the last 1 minute can be distinguished." ”

"This is the foundation, the master took a handful of mung beans, pierced a small hole in one, threw it away, before the beans landed, to get the hole in the hand, this practice is two years, and finally every time you shoot can pinch the hole in the mung bean. ”

"In the next two years, the master took out a garment with one hundred and eight brass bells hanging on it, and I took out a piece of air-dried cicada wings from my coat pocket, so that I could not break the cicada wings and not let a bell ring. ”

In the fifth year, you finally don't have to deal with beans, and you have to practice footwork, and you have to practice footwork, and you have to practice footwork for a whole day, and after laying the foundation for two whole years, the master will start to formally teach footwork, to what extent should you practice footwork? Follow a pedestrian all day, no matter how the star man walks, runs, or turns, he always follows behind, and he can't let him find someone behind him, nor can he attract the attention of the people around him, and this is considered a complete learning. ”

I couldn't help but exclaim, "This is too hard!"

The thief glanced at me with a look of "I just like you and haven't seen the market", and continued: "It's not that difficult, it's just a grinding effort, and the most difficult thing is a test before leaving the school." ”

"What test?"

"Steal one of the things that the master was carrying. ”

"I'm going, isn't it, is this not sure that you are playing with a big knife in front of Guan Gongmen?!" I didn't forget to ask, "Then what did you steal?"

The thief scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "I, I...... Let's talk about something else, hey, who is that, Lu Bu, put away the Buddha bone relics and don't lose them, it's not easy to steal them back!"

As soon as I saw his reaction, there was a story here! I had to dig deeper! So I spread my hooves and pounced on him, grabbed him by the arm, and said, "What the hell did you steal, what did you ......steal, what did you steal?"

In the constant repetition of my demonic nature, the thief finally couldn't bear it anymore, "Can you say something else!"

"Ah...... What the hell did you steal, what did you steal......"

"I said I can't do it?!" the thief finally conceded, "but you can't tell anyone. ”

I looked at the visitors from hell who had lost interest in the Buddha bone relics and brought melon seeds and watermelons on small benches to watch the thieves, and said with great peace of mind: "Don't worry, I will definitely not tell others, hey Genghis Khan, where did you get your watermelon, give me a piece too!"

The thief's heart must have collapsed, I patted him on the shoulder and said, "We have all stolen things together, and we will have to defend against the heavenly court together in the future, we are all a family, you can tell us about it, we promise not to reveal your old background to outsiders." ”

Li Yu continued: "That's it, let's be happy." ”

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