Lying among the flowers, the first question that comes to mind is: Am I going to scare people to death?

I really admire myself for being able to think about others in such a situation - well, if I wasn't too weak to move, I would have sat up scary.

My mind was still in a daze, but the rest of my senses were gradually returning, and before the second thought came my mind, my stomach churned, and then the river and the sea tumbled.

I threw up.

And, unable to move, I almost choked on my own vomit.

I don't think anyone who has food stored in their stomach from a few days ago is no better than me.

It was such an awkward moment, and the entire funeral hall fell silent. Then came a chaotic stream of screams and noisy footsteps.

Someone knocked down the microphone, and the loud noise pierced my ears to the point where I was almost deaf, and someone fell, crying for my father and mother, as if I could pounce and eat him in the next second.

"Ahh

"Ahh

In the midst of the noise, the cries of the two women were particularly high-pitched, not frightened, but surprised.

My mother and Xu Xiaoman, I have already heard it.

They both rushed to me almost at the same time, threw themselves into my arms and cried, despite the disgusting smell of my body.

"I knew that...... I knew ......," Xu Xiaoman whimpered.

"My son...... Son...... "My mother was crying so much that she almost fainted, but fortunately my father helped her in time.

A group of visitors from hell also surrounded me, and Cao Cao slapped his big hand on me, "It's considered waking up, this time it's long enough." ”

Wang Xianren sighed: "I just said that Xiaoyuan can't die casually, and the money owed to me hasn't been paid yet." ”

Huang Chao puffed out his eyes and scanned back and forth at me, "It's Xiaoyuan, that's right!"

Daji grabbed Li Teng's ear and came over, "Bah, what a deceitful corpse! Brother Xiaoyuan is blessed with a great life, and he can't die if he wants to!"

Who wants to die?

Not far away, Mother Xu stopped outside the crowd, she was both happy and wanted to come up to take a look, but she looked at my mother a little scared.

My mother also saw her, pushed Xu Xiaoman away, pointed at the mother and daughter and said angrily: "You still want to continue to harm my son?

"It's not ......," Xu Ma wanted to explain.

My mother didn't give her a chance at all, and stuck her head in my arms and cried: "I'm in charge of this matter, you two divorce immediately! Li Yuan, you are confused, my mother has long said that she can't do it......"

Xu Xiaoman just cried pitifully, when I saw this battle, it was about to stage a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law ethics drama, I just hated myself for being weak now, and it was difficult to speak.

I looked at the visitors from hell for help, but Daji was the most attentive and knew to say a fair word for me, "It's good that people wake up, let's send Xiaoyuan to the hospital first, and we'll talk about other things later." ”

While waiting for the 120 ambulance, the relatives and friends who attended the memorial service finally came to their senses and poked their heads out to look at me as if they were looking at the fossil exhibition.

The host of the memorial service was sweating profusely and talking to the leader on the phone, "No...... Listen to me...... It's really alive...... Oh, I'm not in my head, just take a look...... What is cremation money?...... If you come back to life, you shouldn't be cremated...... Don't, it's not easy for me to have a single performance, I ......"

The most sorry thing for my soul is this, I finally have a single performance, and I have been busy for a long time.

There were many people, and I don't know who notified the reporters, and after a while, a group of reporters rushed in with long guns and short bubbles.

"Sir, what do you think about the resurrection of the dead?"

"How are you feeling now, sir?"

"Can you tell us about what you've been through in the past few days since you died?"

……

I looked at the camera facing me and thought to myself, it's over, it's all ruined, are they going to give me a mosaic? Is it in the face or in the vomit?

Journalists should really be allowed to do the work of 120, and let 120 be reporters.

The medical staff of 120 are also confused, they have always sent people to the funeral home, and they have never seen them brought back from the funeral home, how fresh it is.

When the paramedics arrived, I could see a strong smell of curiosity in their eyes.

Well, don't blame you guys.

But, hey, you two little nurses, can you not touch my brother blindly? My brother hasn't become a mummy yet, and his research value is limited!

Before getting into the ambulance, I grabbed Xu Xiaoman's hand and said, "You go home first, don't worry, I'm fine." ”

Xu Xiaoman reluctantly grabbed me, and wanted to say something, but my mother pushed me away, biting her lip and nodding at me.

I feel very sorry for her, but there is only such a delaying plan at the moment, after all, my parents have just experienced the white-haired person sending the black-haired person, I can't imagine that kind of blow at all, plus I was stoned to death by Xu Xiaoman's stepfather, how resentful I can understand.

The 120 ambulance sped away, followed by the interview van of the local TV station and newspaper.

This is really tangled, people are afraid of being famous, what are they afraid of being strong, if they know that the old man who recovered from cancer naturally two days ago is my father-in-law, maybe how to write about our family.

When I was checked one by one by various instruments, it was dark, and the hospital also specially organized experts from various departments to conduct consultations overnight, and the experts discussed and discussed, and finally came to an accurate conclusion: there is nothing wrong with it, but I have been hungry for too long and a little weak, eat something, and then put some glucose, and stay in the hospital for observation.

My dad was still worried that my head was smashed stupidly, and I had sequelae or something, so I asked the doctor to check my head well, but the doctor suggested that I check my head, and my dad was squatting in the corner of the wall at this time and depressed.

After eating something, there was a hanging bottle hanging on one hand, I took out my mobile phone with the other hand, turned it on and looked, WeChat was simply fried.

Hades: Xiaoyuan, did you catch up with the soul? I happen to have a fresh female corpse, and I didn't come back in time to use it.

Black: I've been away for a few days, and I heard that you're hanging up again?

Elementary school classmates: I heard that you died? Is it true or not? They spread rumors, right? Hey, come out and say something

Junior high school student: There is a saying that has always been hidden in my heart, and I can finally tell you, in fact, I have had a crush on you for many years

High school classmates: Old classmate, I will get married next week, I must come, if you don't have time for gifts, please call me on the street Alipay account: XXXXXXXX, by the way, have you heard of Amway?

College classmates: The following content will be forwarded to you, thank you.

[Forward and collect 30 likes to get a box of XX brand whitening mask]

After reading it, I was really emotional, and I don't know how that junior high school classmate would feel if he heard that I was alive again.

In addition, my brother is also someone who has a crush, and there is news to prove it.

reported safety to Hades Xiaohei, and told Xu Xiaoman not to worry, my parents and I will find a way to deal with it.

Hades quickly replied with a message: Xiaoyuan, and Shen and I'll send someone to take over again, you ...... Don't worry about anything for now

What is going on? I was ...... by Hades. How can it be justified that you are still in arrears of my wages!