Chapter 42 Ginseng and Honey Special Drink
"Auntie, why are you so stupid? What actor, those people who came to your house just now are the Black Society!"
Getting up from the ground, Tian Tian yelled at Chen Tong.
When Qin Tian and his gang came here just now, they were all seen by Tian Tian, who was squatting on the balcony with a telescope.
She hadn't seen anyone else, but she knew Qin Xue, who was often on TV, and Tian Tian also knew a lot about Qin Xue's background, plus that group of people had knives and guns, so Tian Tian concluded that these people were members of the Qin family's Black Society.
But at this moment, the elementary school student actually lied to his mother that he was an actor, and his mother believed it, what a clumsy lie and how touching IQ it was, so that Tian Tian couldn't help but expose it.
But Chen Tong no longer cares about the identity of the group of people who came before, now she just wants to know who the girl in front of her is, why she suddenly came to her house, and justifiably calls her stupid.
"This kid laughed like crazy, behaved like a big grin, and said that I was stupid?
Seeing that Chen Tong didn't speak, Tian Tian also realized something, and awkwardly stroked his sharp short hair and said, "Auntie, don't be nervous, I, my name is Tian Tian, and I am your neighbor." ”
"Oh," Chen Tong nodded cutely, "My name is Chen Tong, and this is my son Zhang Long...... Are you going to have something to do with my house?"
"Uh......" Tian Tian rolled her eyes, and then suddenly her pretty face was bitter and she cried.
"Auntie, you have to make decisions for me...... Woo woo woo ......" came to Chen Tong in two steps, Tian Tian hugged Chen Tong's leg and cried.
Chen Tong was frightened, what kind of play is this?
Zhang Long also kept squinting at this strange neighbor, and he couldn't understand what kind of plane this guy was going to do.
At this moment, Tian Tian suddenly pointed at Zhang Long and cried loudly: "Auntie, you, your son took off his pants in front of me a few days ago......!
The miserable and angry cry, Chen Tong was stunned.
Zhang Long also stared at him in shock, this strange thing is here to find fault!
"Xiaolong, is this true?"
Chen Tong suddenly jumped like thunder, glaring at Zhang Long and shouting angrily!
Take off your pants in front of other girls, this is too bad, only seven years old, if you continue to develop like this, you will go to jail in the future, and you can pay it back?
At the same time, she also wondered, her son is usually quite sensible, how can he do such a thing, isn't the seven-year-old heart very pure and simple, how can he do such a thing?
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and when he saw that Zhang Long was still staring at Tian Tian, Chen Tong couldn't bear it anymore, and he got up and was about to do it.
"Mom!" Zhang Long hurriedly ran away, and at the same time explained: "Don't listen to her nonsense, I took off my pants on the top of the building, and she peeked at me with a telescope on the balcony of her house, how can I say that I was wrong?"
Chen Tong was stunned for a moment, and then his beautiful eyes widened, "Take off your pants on the top of the building? You have nothing to do and run to the top of the building to take off your pants! You are very creative, you stop for me!"
Chen Tong has already concluded that his son has a psychological problem, who would run to the top of the building to take off his pants as a normal child?
"Mom, I just feel hot, take it off and blow the wind!" Zhang Long shouted as he ran.
Chen Tong was even more anxious, "Can you take it off and blow the wind when you feel hot?" Xiaolong, you are a human, not a cat or a puppy! You are a hooligan, do you understand? Stop, stop!"
"Hahahaha!"
On the sofa, Tian Tian had already laughed like a dog.
She plucked up the courage to come over today, just to get to know the neighbor mother and son, in order to improve her boring life, and now it seems that the effect is remarkable!
As for why those black and astringent clubs of the Qin family came here, she didn't care, through observation in the past few days, she knew that Chen Tong and Qin Xue had a good relationship, no matter what those black and astringent clubs came for, they wouldn't harm Chen Tong's neighbor anyway, and that was enough.
And another reason that made her pluck up the courage to walk into this strange neighbor's house was Zhang Long, she wanted to avenge this young schoolboy who was very hooligan that day!
At this time, seeing that his mother was already out of breath, Zhang Long was distressed, so he deliberately slowed down to catch her.
So, Zhang Long was taken to the sofa by Chen Tong and spanked.
Tian Tian on the side hurriedly pretended to cry and cry again.
"Xiaolong, there is a difference between men and women, you can't take off your pants in front of girls in the future! No, you can't take off your pants casually at any time!"
While pumping the dragon's ass, Chen Tong educated at the same time.
"Then, what about going to the toilet, you have to wash my pants for me!" Zhang Long retorted.
Chen Tong was stunned for a moment, his face turned red with anger, "Xiaolong, did you deliberately raise the bar with your mother? You, why did you become like this?"
After speaking, she hit harder, and she wondered even more, can a seven-year-old child be so good? At her age, it seems that she can't speak!
Tian Tian on the side also saw that he was tired, this elementary school student was so skinny, the reaction speed of the little head was very good, and how thick this guy's skin was, he was beaten like this by his mother, and he didn't have a painful expression at all.
So, she pointed to Zhang Long's little face, looked at Chen Tong and said, "Auntie, you see that he didn't cry, it didn't seem to hurt at all." ”
Chen Tong, who has a touching IQ, was stunned again, yes, he hit so hard, why didn't his son hurt?
So, she pumped harder at Zhang Long's buttocks.
Zhang Long gritted his teeth, glared at Tian Tian and roared: "Tender turtle grandson, wait for Lao Tzu!"
"You're still scolding?Xiaolong, are you disobedient!" Chen Tong was about to go crazy, and he always felt that his son had suddenly gotten crazy, otherwise how could such a young child suddenly be so debauched?
Therefore, the strength in her hand increased by another point.
"Whew...... Mom hurts, it really hurts, ......."
Zhang Long had no choice but to cooperate with his mother's performance, tilting his head and howling very pompously.
"Hahahaha!" Tian Tian couldn't help laughing again, his heart was full of the pleasure of revenge.
The scene of seeing Zhang Long take off his pants with a telescope that day really made her have a psychological shadow for a long time, after all, she was only seventeen years old, she really hadn't seen that picture, the little boy's slick appearance was too terrible, it was just weird, so that it made her personality inferior, and she felt like she was no longer pure!
But now watching Zhang Long crying and shouting, her psychology has balanced a lot.
It wasn't until Zhang Long admitted that he was wrong and promised not to take off his pants casually in the future that Chen Tong let him go and asked him to apologize to Tian Tian.
Zhang Long also reluctantly did it, but he didn't expect this strange neighbor to kick his nose in the face.
"Woo woo, Auntie, I, I'm thirsty, can you ask him to pour me a glass of water, so that I can be more sincere. Tian Tian began to pretend to be pitiful again.
"Ouch, don't cry, don't cry, Auntie promises that he won't dare in the future. Chen Tong comforted Tian Tian with distress and apologies, and turned his head to look at Zhang Long again: "Xiaolong, why don't you hurry up and pour water for your sister, you see how you scared your sister." ”
Zhang Long gave Tian Tian a thumbs up, indicating that you did a good job, and then turned around and went into the kitchen.
After finding a cup, Zhang Long stood in front of the water dispenser and thought for a while, then gave up receiving water, but unbuttoned his pants and sprinkled urine in the cup, and then used aura to taste it.
With a smile like a spring breeze on the corner of his mouth, Zhang Long walked out with a glass of slightly yellowed water.
"Little sister, ginseng and honey special drink, I have prepared it for you. Nourish yin and yang, invigorate blood and eliminate blood stasis, beautify and nourish the skin, prolong life, and use it well. ”
Handing the cup to Tian Tian, Zhang Long praised a lot by the way.
Tian Tian looked surprised, this elementary school student's head is really good, she can't say so many idioms at once after she is a freshman in high school, isn't she a nerd, she hates nerds the most!
"Auntie, your son is a nerd at such a young age, and his future is worrying. Turning his head to Chen Tong with emotion, Tian Tian smiled and took the cup.
Although people hate it, this cup of ginseng honey special drink is still very sincere, and girls are most suitable for this tonic drink, and it is hot!
Without thinking about it anymore, Tian Tian picked up the cup with an arrogant face, and took two big sips in a row.
And then I was confused!
She smacked her lips a few times, and it didn't taste right, it seemed to be ......
"Ah......h
A second or two later, Tian Tian jumped up from the sofa, her beautiful eyes were round, her short hair was flying, and she went straight to the bathroom with a scream like killing a pig.
Then, her howl came from the bathroom: "It's pee, it's pee! Auntie, you, your son gave me pee, ahhh......hh
This time, she was really crying, not only her eyes were polluted, but now even her internal organs were contaminated.
"Hahahaha! Tender turtle grandson, pretend to be forced again! Hahaha!"
In the living room, Zhang Long was lying on the sofa laughing and beating the sofa!
Chen Tong's eyebrows were also raised in shock, and he picked up the cup and smelled it, and his baby face turned green in an instant.
"Xiaolong, you, do you remember to eat or fight? I'm so angry!"
Chen Tong went on a rampage again, feeling that his son didn't have a psychological problem, but a completely broken heart?
So, she pressed Zhang Long again and spanked her ass.
Zhang Long originally planned to cooperate with his mother to howl a few more times, but the laughter in his heart couldn't be suppressed, so the more his mother beat him, the louder he laughed, and in the end Chen Tong didn't dare to fight, because she really used all her strength to fight, but her son not only didn't cry but also laughed, was he beaten stupid?
In the end, in order to express his apology, Chen Tong agreed to Tian Tian's request to live in her house for nothing until the trauma recovered.
Zhang Long has no opinion, just a stupid girl with big nerves, and he doesn't take it to heart at all.
After that, Chen Tong cleaned up Tian Tian's room, and Tian Tian stood at the door, staring at Zhang Long with murderous eyes.
Originally, it was just a hatred of pants, but now there is an extra hatred of urine, Tian Tian, who has always been ice and jade, and is pretentious, where has she ever drunk urine, it is a great shame, so she has the heart to kill Zhang Long.
"Little brat, I'll make your life worse than death!"
Staring at Zhang Long, Tian Tian gritted his teeth, planning all kinds of vicious conspiracies in his heart.
Zhang Long did not show weakness, his black eyes were also full of hatred, if it weren't for this stupid big sister making trouble, he would not have been spanked hundreds of times by his mother, although it didn't hurt to have an aura to protect his body, but his mother was almost dizzy, he was still very distressed.
So, Zhang Long also regarded Tian Tian as a thorn in his side, one older and one young, and the two children completely formed a bond.
And because Tian Tian's halfway kill, it also made Zhang Long forget the bloody storm that happened tonight, but some people can't forget Zhang Long, a primary school student.
It was already the second half of the night, and Green Shura ran all the way to a small hotel on the outskirts of the city.